That's all well and good but they better measure up to it! Otherwise, it's just wishful thinking.

and the cop can still taser you senseless afterwards.

But what about 'Big floppy donkey dick"?

Because 4 inches is pretty big to a midget.

/I'd almost say it was obscure, but this is Fark

Challenge to authority? Or offer of fellatio?

In the united states, you can call a police officer a " web-toed, sister humping, chicken farking, redneck douchenozzle" and not go to jail.

Better than being called a muskikkran

"Hestkuk" is my new favorite vaguely threatening foreign expression.

Cock is a proud family name.

My mother is an honourable woman, I will not allow you to drag her family name through the mud!

Wait, they have a single word that means "horse penis"? I wonder what sort of lives they lead that necessitate such a word.

Desmo: Better than being called a muskikkran

What the hell is that?

Seriously, who hasn't called a Norwegian cop a horse cock before?


/They eat lutefisk; nuff said.

ubercheez
Wait, they have a single word that means "horse penis"

yep, hestkuk, or hæstkuk. The latter is the more powerful pronounciation

Bender The Offender
In the united states, you can call a police officer a " web-toed, sister humping, chicken farking, redneck douchenozzle" and not go to jail.

Because you get shot dead in self-defense on the spot?

Points for strange. Bonus points for even having a word that means horse wang. But did anyone else think this was a little over the top: having his drivers license confiscated after a seat belt check. The cop takes your license for a seat belt violation? Good grief. I'd have called him a lot worse than that.

Bender The Offender
In the united states, you can call a police officer a " web-toed, sister humping, chicken farking, redneck douchenozzle" and not go to jail.

Nonsense! Not only do many jurisdictions have ordinances forbidding insulting police officers, but if you insult a police officer, you WILL be arrested for breach of the peace, disorderly conduct, etc.

I love how americans have been so culturally programmed that they think they live in some utopia of personal liberty rights. Um...those precious rights are crap compared to western europe. THey have REAL rights over there. Rights to healthcare, rights to have their gov't tax the rich people. ETc. Real rights.

ChubbyTiger
Probably took the license because that seat belt violation put him over the 8 point limit which results in an automatic 6 month suspension of it.

Insulting a cop? That's a beatin

and cry0fan, STFU, healthcare is not a right.

cry0fan
telling a cop to fark off doesn't land you in jail
it's not following their orders (lawful or not)

they can arrest you for whatever they want, you can't stop them. but you do get your day in court, and just like how they can trump up charges against you.. you can sue the cop and his district for wrongful arrest, violation of civil liberties, purgery etc.

you have it backwards, we are all programmed to submit to authority no matter what. americans think they live in some utopia where people in authority always do what is right.

europe is leading the world in high taxation and police state mentality. It'll be in America soon, but be careful what you wish for.

ubercheez: it's not a single word as such, but a word made from two words, hest = horse, and kuk = cock.

Points for strange. Bonus points for even having a word that means horse wang

Words are written together that way in norwegian (and swedish and probaby danish as well) as opposed to the english way of dividing them. It's not a single word per se.

Hest = horse
Kuk = c**k

A horse's c**k = en hestkuk. Pig c**k = svinkuk etc.

Police state mentality, eh?

This is why you can flip the bird at cops here, and they laugh back at you?

mobby_6kl: and cry0fan, STFU, healthcare is not a right.

It is in most of Europe, the Czech Republican included, moran. I suggest you read this(p). (Scroll down to "Philosophy of human rights,Types")

h to the ojo,

You got the quote wrong.

"My mother was a pure woman from a noble family. And I, at least, know who my father is, you pig-eating son of a whore! "

groverpm

Yeah, the governments do provide some health care services, no need to tell me that. However, I've seen most of that before, and I still don't think health care or any of the positive rights are actually real rights. We can come up with hundreds of things and write them down on a piece of paper, and that won't make them real rights. Oh, here are a few right now:
"every human ie eligible for free 10 gigabit fiber-optic internet access".
"no human being should be forced to drive a car lesser than a Porsche".

But anyway, a) this is getting offtopic, and b) has probably been debated countless times on a more serious level, so that's where I'm ending my participation.

My sister once bit a hørse cøck.

♫Aaaaaaa... cop is a cock of course, of course
and that cock is the cock of a horse, of course
If you claim that, with no remorse
Norway Judges say "go 'head" ♫

hestkuk, hestekukk, hæstkuk, all lovely variations of the same beautiful word.

It's because it's so common that they can do that. In northern Norway they call each other hestkuk as an expression of endearment even. "Oh I gotta go home, hestkuk (husband) called and the baby's crying again, that little hestkuk"

Some of you have obviously never heard of the Polizei in Germany.

I was on a military base we have over there working on some contract items. I was walking near the perimeter of the bases fence when I noticed a bunch of yelling going on near the entrance. Apparently, a German citizen had gotten a little liquored up one night and drove up to the U.S. bases front gate. He got out of his car and had a knife with him in hand. The U.S. guards had set down their guns and were blocking the entrance to the base, shouting going back and forth. A German interrupter was telling the man to set down the knife and leave.

Well after a minute or so the Polizei were call. They were there within a few minutes. Ten Polizei had their weapons drawn on him. One of their officers stepped forward and told the man ONCE to set the knife down. The guy didn't...

The officer stepped back near the cars and a couple seconds later a few rounds of ammo shredded that guy up. It was one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. And one reason no America should EVER mess around with the German Police.

/Love American police
//Scared of German polizei

AppleDane: Police state mentality, eh?

This is why you can flip the bird at cops here, and they laugh back at you?

They do that here, but they're clubbing you as they laugh.
/we be clubbin'!

But what if you actually do have a horse cock? :(

I don't know what European countries you guys have been to, but Norway is NOT a police state.

The cops don't even carry weapons. In most cities, there are like 3 cops and they don't work nights except Fridays and Saturdays and then there's just ONE squad car in the middle of town to make sure nobody gets raped or something at 2:00 a.m. after everyone's had a chance to get drunk. There are VERY FEW things they can arrest you for and if by chance you DO get arrested and go to trial, get this:

You stay the night in a VERY clean, very well-kept cell by yourself. Read: no bubba there to kick your ass and rape you.

You go to trial and if you are found guilty and sentenced to prison:

1. you get a waiting period because the prisons are full, so you just go home until they get an opening.

2. the prisons, when you finally get to them, generally look like regular office buildings. No towers with rifle-weilding officers in them.

3. Your cell will be much more like an apartment than a cell, with your own bedroom and a communal living room/kitchen/dining room you share with your 4 or 5 "cellmates"

4. There is a grocery store in the prison where you can buy things like potatoes and steak and cigarettes and gum

5. You get a computer with internet in your communal living room.

6. You get "holidays" from prison where you can go home for a few days if your sentence is long

7. each "year" of a sentence is in actuality 10 months. If you get sentenced to 10 years, you are actually getting 100 months, which is like 8.5 years and that's if you don't get out on good behavior or parole

So get off your high "America is the greatest, everyone else is a police state" horses and actually maybe GO to a western european country and stay there a while before you believe the b.s. dribble they pump into your brain in elementary school here.

That is all.

Ppl who live in the north of norway are a bit strange.


/southerner
//:D

cry0fan
Nonsense! Not only do many jurisdictions have ordinances forbidding insulting police officers, but if you insult a police officer, you WILL be arrested for breach of the peace, disorderly conduct, etc.

O'rly? Kinda funny that I have no criminal record, and the only "threat" leveled against me was that I'd have my car towed if I didn't shut up, even then he punk'd out when I suggested that was exactly what he should do so we could get witnesses to what a lying piece of shiat he was.

This explains everything, but you will need a really classy Norwegian to get the message across.

Batewoman
I don't know what European countries you guys have been to, but Norway is NOT a police state.

Have you actually ever been arrested in Norway before?

The legal system they have is an absolute joke. Hell, I think the longest prison sentence ever given out was 20 years. The do not have the death penalty. And if someone kills you entire family they may sit in a prison for a decade.

I farking LOVE our legal system we have compared to theirs. The kind that will actually punish those that do wrong.

techmom Man in uniform, with a horsecock?

rowr.

Seconded!

Also, understand I do not have a hatred for cops. This lying sack of shiat, after pulling me over on a "paced" 30mph in a 25mph zone claimed he saw me fleeing from an arson scene 3 days prior, I was pursuing my masters at the time and a felony in my profession is the end of your career, period. I was taken to the police station (on this lying piece of smegmas word) where these cockknobblers told me they knew I was a felon on parole (yeah right), after 2 farking hours, they finally realized that seeing as how I was attending a ceremony 3 states away and I had no criminal convictions, the asshats might be wrong. Then this same lying farker had the nerve to smirk at me and tell me to "stay out of trouble" when I was getting in my car. I'm very lucky to be alive because I could've killed the farker at that point I was so enraged. Instead, I verbally abused him.

RockyMtnMan: Hell, I think the longest prison sentence ever given out was 20 years.

Well, thats not true. If you kill an entire family, chances are you will get something called "forvaring" which could mean you'll be sitting in prison the rest of your life.

Now go and love your death penalty, it sure has solved all crime problems in the US..

RockyMtnMan
I went to high school in germany, and let me tell you. I had one interaction with the Polizei and learned some very valuable life lessons that day.

1. Polizei have spring loaded batons, and they only need to hit you once to play your ribs like a xylophone.

2. Pulling the ole "you can't do this to me, I'm an american citizen" card is not necessarily wise. Actually, downright stupid as far as the polizei are concerned.

My sister once bit a hørse cøck.

It's true, she did. Hurt like hell.

If someone called me "horsecock," I'd tell them to spread it around...sheesh, you can't buy that type of publicity

RockyMtnMan Have you ever been arrested in Norway before?

No, although I've known a couple of people who have and I lived there for nearly 5 years. Have YOU been arrested in Norway?

I think the longest prison sentence ever given out was 20 years. The do not have the death penalty. And if someone kills you entire family they may sit in a prison for a decade.

I do not see how this statement does anything but prove my point which was: Norway is NOT a police state.

DrNo
Good gawd that was hilarious !.

/not Norwegian, but can handle it :P
//didn't know you had fan-steike in Norwegian, I've asked a few .NO friends regarding this and they never heard of it?
///valuable lesson learned

RockyMtnMan: Have you actually ever been arrested in Norway before?

Nope, but I know several people who have. And rest assured, It's not necessarily any walk in the park. But, unlike some other country's cops, the don't go on a farking shooting spree if some kid looks at them.

Ah, yeah, don't go taking a piss the Oslo city center.
Might land you a $1500 fine. I know two who have had the honour.
Drinking there is doubly expensive, both getting it in and out of the system.