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2007-03-30 09:28:31 AM  
This is what happens when you try to pass dog meat off as strip steak to a Korean student. It may work for those Eastern Europeans, but those Koreans ain't gonna fall for that shiat.
2007-03-30 09:33:31 AM  
"your dog is steak"

2007-03-30 09:36:44 AM  
Its just another piece of meat.
2007-03-30 09:38:06 AM  
Subby owes me a new keyboard.

/cues "Do not want" dog pictures
2007-03-30 09:39:12 AM  
That was the best possible headline here; no other would have worked as well, and we therefore would have been suggesting it if another one had been submitted. 4 out of 4 stars!
2007-03-30 09:39:20 AM  
Also interesting note, Bangladesh is a small country surrounded by India, not Korea.
2007-03-30 09:39:25 AM  
"We have seized the menu and expelled the hall caterer," said Ahmed Zaman Anwar.

Seized the menu?
2007-03-30 09:39:47 AM  
Excellent headline, I LOL'ed...
2007-03-30 09:40:07 AM  

Yes, please!
2007-03-30 09:40:47 AM  
How the heck would you even know, unless you know what "dog or fox" tastes like, in which case you've probably already willingly eaten it.

"I think this is dog meat. It tastes ruff."
2007-03-30 09:40:52 AM  
Ok, I hate that cliche, but that was a great use of it.
2007-03-30 09:42:38 AM  
You mean that wasn't salisbury steak?
2007-03-30 09:43:55 AM  
It's Bangladesh, for chrissakes. I thought it was a matter of course.

Although I do agree that the headline was a nice twist on a tired-ass cliché.
2007-03-30 09:44:03 AM  
Headline made me chuckle.

/Chow down
2007-03-30 09:46:30 AM  
So they fired the chef/cook on the SUSPICION of serving dog meat? Every single cook in my elementary school would have been fired if we did that here.

Also, the whole geography error....something isn't right with this article. I'm calling shenigans....
2007-03-30 09:46:58 AM  
But a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
2007-03-30 09:50:30 AM  
An interesting twist on that, submitter. Nice one.
2007-03-30 09:51:38 AM  
mooseyfate: This is what happens when you try to pass dog meat off as strip steak to a Korean student. It may work for those Eastern Europeans, but those Koreans ain't gonna fall for that shiat.

The only difference is: Koreans distinguish dogs as food and dogs as pets. That's what people tried to forget.

Never eaten dog in my life though.

/lived there
//actually not a huge deal in South Korea
///pity westerners?
2007-03-30 09:53:16 AM  
How the heck would you even know, unless you know what "dog or fox" tastes like, in which case you've probably already willingly eaten it.

Good point
I'm going to think twice, the next time I feel like saying "this tastes like shiat".
2007-03-30 09:54:32 AM  
Well done Subby

/That is all.
2007-03-30 09:57:20 AM  
oh, my bad. Now I see that the geography error was the submitter's, not in the article. It's still fishy.

I would like to try dog someday, not my own dog, he's waayyy too old. He probably eats better than any cattle or livestock though. Except for Kobe beef, those guys have the ife. I don't feed my dog beer or massage him.

When my uncle was in Vietnam he said that they ate dog and whatever else they could find, whenever they could find it. He said that dog tastes pretty good, especially if you have been eating grubs for a few days.

\\There is a bar close to where i grew up that serves muskrat. I never tried it but they were featured on the Food Channel.
2007-03-30 10:01:35 AM

2007-03-30 10:04:13 AM  
Whiners. When I went to university, I had to work 19 hours a day, and live in a closet. We had to eat dog tails, not the good parts; those were for special occasions! And raw, none of this fancy-pants cooked dog!
2007-03-30 10:04:37 AM
/hilariously Q&D
//paint ftw
2007-03-30 10:05:14 AM  
The "your dog wants steak" cliche will never be as tired as the "Not News, News," one used by the headline right above this one.

/hates that cliche with the fire of a thousand suns.
2007-03-30 10:09:30 AM  
silly americans trying to pass of dog for steak. you should know that dogs taste like chicken.....general tso's ring a bell.
2007-03-30 10:11:29 AM  
If anyone is curious about muskrat, I found this link by looking up muskrat on wikipedia.

Apparently, it's not a polish thing as much as it is a downriver detroit catholic thing. This place is really slose to where I grew up.​atholic+ News+12203/2007+The+Michigan+Catholic+News+14936/070309+MCN+-+Muskrat+​love.htm

\i'm probably the only one who cares about muskrats here
\\downriver love
\\\no, i don't play hockey or have a mullet
2007-03-30 10:14:08 AM  
Find the dog that does the heimlich maneuver.
2007-03-30 10:17:08 AM  
Ron: "Now, if you're searing a retriever, you want to let those juices soak into the meat a few extra hours."

Judy: "Ron, I had a friend told me that you can't make a good meal out of a Dane or a greyhound. Is there some truth to that?

Ron: "Well Judy, you hear that a lot--and the trick of the thing is that you have two good options for leaner dogmeat--stew meat and jerky. And we actually have some greyhound jerky in our Ronco food dehydrator right now."

(Pulls some out, hands it to her.)

Judy: (dramatic) This is Greyhound, Ron? Delicious!
2007-03-30 10:22:03 AM  
...It's still fishy.

First it's steak, then it's "dog or fox", now it's "fishy" ?!?!? I've figured it out! The only animal that has so many flavors is the roadrunner!
2007-03-30 10:22:31 AM  
I hate to say it, but dog tastes good. Kinda like beef or pork. And yes, it was a Korean barbecue. I didn't find out what it was until after I'd almost finished eating.

I wouldn't knowingly do it again, but it WAS damned tasty.
2007-03-30 10:24:31 AM
2007-03-30 10:25:51 AM  
What about penguin?

thanks dave attel
2007-03-30 10:27:59 AM  
Rectorial Volvents
that reminds me, I should finish spring break by finishing fallout.
2007-03-30 10:35:42 AM  
at least the dog wasnt alive when they tried to eat it.

they might have been sprayed in the face with blood.
2007-03-30 10:40:18 AM  
Puppies can be used in place of veal in most recipes.
2007-03-30 10:40:41 AM  
I've had dog meat, more than once, in Pakistan. Was actually a pretty tasty curry dish.


Let me tell you though, to exercise caution.

the meal really made my posterior growl incredibly for 2 days.
2007-03-30 10:42:01 AM  
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your dog?
2007-03-30 10:44:02 AM  
dog meat is popular in China.

//never ate dog
///wouldn't mind trying
2007-03-30 10:51:02 AM  
dog meat is popular in China.

You mean fragrant meat....
2007-03-30 10:59:09 AM  
MikeyistheDevil: Puppies can be used in place of veal in most recipes.

Yeah, but you REALLY gotta crate 'em first.
2007-03-30 11:00:54 AM  
Shih tzu on a shingle?

/stolen idea
2007-03-30 11:06:48 AM  
Gaegogi anyone?
2007-03-30 11:07:34 AM
2007-03-30 11:07:47 AM

Al Czervik: Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.
2007-03-30 11:31:41 AM  
Dog meat in the food? That's a flogging..
2007-03-30 11:33:59 AM  
haha I wish someone would do a photoshop reversal of the DO NOT WANT picture, with the shiba inu on the plate and the broccoli sitting at the table
2007-03-30 11:44:12 AM is not just something sick. Dog is forbidden- not Halal. He caused his Muslim students to commit a religious boo boo.

Let's pray it was mutton. We know what happened the last time someone did something prohibited by Islam.
2007-03-30 11:48:49 AM  
Tell your dog "You are what you eat."
2007-03-30 12:04:13 PM

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