Seiko and ye shall find.

I have a Seiko. As it is automatic, I doubt it would have accurate time after 3 years.

Santa says "I thought I left that on your mother's nightstand".

Proof that global warming is a myth.

hurt my head headline makes

Hatun said the ice breaking off is not related to global warming, as the phenomenon was first observed more than 100 years ago.

So if something has never been observed before, it is necessarily due to "global warming". I love media illogic.

"So in that sense, the fact that objects from the North Pole can drift south is old news," he said."

Sounds like a typical FARKer

Am I too late to make a snarky grammar crack?

Santa would comment, but don't have the time....

that objects from the North Pole can drift south

Well, where farking else could they possibly float to?

This would make a good commercial.

smitty1276: So if something has never been observed before, it is necessarily due to "global warming". I love media illogic.

Umm, that isn't what they are saying at all. Because it's been observed over 100 years ago, it isn't being attribute to global warming, which is considered a more modern phenomenon. No one is saying that the reverse is true.

smitty1276: So if something has never been observed before, it is necessarily due to "global warming". I love media illogic.

You're an idiot. Go Hang A Salami. I'm a Lasagna Hog. beat me to the punch.

At one time they (early explorers) thought there was a large mass of open water up there, which is why the floes headed south.

Read Ninety Degrees North for an interesting history of polar exploration. Those guys were *core*.

I'm going to bury a bunch of watches in various places, just so future generations can get a kick out of digging them up. I bet they'll sell pretty well, depending when they're found, and the dude who finds them will be super-stoked at getting all that cash. It's kinda like giving a stranger a fortune. I think that should cancel out the busload of nuns, orphans and fluffy bunnies I set on fire.

Kar98: "Well, where farking else could they possibly float to?

First thing I thought of:



/10 second cartoonist

Because it's been observed over 100 years ago, it isn't being attribute to global warming, which is considered a more modern phenomenon.

Meh... that only makes since if you aren't aware that it's been warming for 300-400 years. ~100 years ago, warming was already well underway.

Lucky kid.

That watch is probably worth $500 large, minimum.

I would hold out for a Big One, myself.

19 posts and no Christopher Walken picture?

smitty1276: Meh... that only makes since if you aren't aware that it's been warming for 300-400 years.

Oh?


/not another climate change argument, please

KrispyKringle

Sorry friend, but that's the worst SpiroGraph picture I've ever seen!!

You need to use the little pins they give you to hold the things to the cardboard!!

/got nothing otherwise

THE HouseCat: Sorry friend, but that's the worst SpiroGraph picture I've ever seen!!

Very cool: GIS for spirograph

KrispyKringle
Hope you didn't take offense at that!
I'm having one of those days where I wise off about everything I see and that's the first thing I thought of when I saw that graph.

Do they even make SpiroGraphs today? They were a big deal in 1970 when I got one!!

/guess they were trumped a little by computers!

THE HouseCat: Do they even make SpiroGraphs today? They were a big deal in 1970 when I got one!!

I wasn't offended! I was laughing to myself!

I had a spirograph when I was a kid, I think. Wonder if I could get one today.

I think the government bought them all up to make projections about spending

I had a Spirograph as a kid. The damn thing always made me feel autistic, though. I couldn't get it to do anything.

(Duke sucks)

"So in that sense, the fact that objects from the North Pole can drift south is old news," he said."

Is there any other direction they can drift from the North Pole?

FLMountainMan
Am I too late to make a snarky grammar crack?

mmmm..... snarky grammar cracks.

/got nada

I don't suppose they also found a teddy bear, did they?

for FLMountainMan

Bobo isn't going anywhere!



/maybe in a thousand years or so

You can't prove Santa Claus doesn't exist.

/sorry
//kinda
///not really
////otherwise I wouldn't have done it

Probably a piece of crap Casio he got in a carnival crane game.

"Hey! I'll bury this piece of crap at the pole!"

Fast forward..Kid finds piece of crap floating..NISM?

Wait a second... so Santa is Norwegian?

I came to this thread soley for the kid crying next to sant's tombstone picture, and I must say i am very dissapointed.

THE HouseCat

KrispyKringle

Sorry friend, but that's the worst SpiroGraph picture I've ever seen!!


DING DING DING!!!


WE HAVE A WINNAH!!!!

Am I the only one that thinks it's hilarious that Santa is an anagram of Satan?

Pimpin' Dubya
LOL nice ref' sir

Christopher Walken for President! (pops)

See, something good this global varming is.