*sings*

A little chocolate Jesus makes it right, all right...

/if you recognize this mondegreen, you're old

Sweet Lord that's funny!

You should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.

Good enough to eat.

/packs for Hell

Article is worthless without Naked Jesus fighting cops, getting tasered.

Bunnies are for shagging...

/And the color of the chocolate matches the color of the wood of the cross...

le mew

It should be...
Just a little chocolate Jesus.

Now let us have a little chocolate Jesus
When we melt it, gonna watch it bubble
Well, it's made a lotta people cry
Gonna eat it by and by
Now when you feel a little chocolate yearnin'
In a little fire it's burnin'
'Cause just a little chocolate Jesus just ain't riiiight

Sweet zombie Jesus!

/I was going to eat that mummy.

Considering romans didn't have a prohibition on nudity, chances are Hey-zeus, provided the man actually existed, would have been crucified nekkid, through the wrist (do some research on roman crucifixion methods, ye fundies), on a cross shaped like a T.

So, catholics have their knickers in a twist about historical accuracy? Oh wait, they're the Freaky McFreaks that have stigmata boy's hard on the outside to begin with.. (someone please explain that shiat to me)

Am I going to hell because the thought of chocolate Jesus's plonker makes me salivate?

Yeah, well, at least they didn't make it with white chocolate. And blue smarties for eyes.
/My Sweet Lord
//You're So Fine...

How do we know it's anatomically correct? Two thousand years ago nobody was enough of an ignorant stupid f*ck to have made note of the size and details of Jesus' junk.

When you eat a chocolate bunny, you bite the ears off first.

Just sayin.'

So who will end up eating Jesus?

Takes the communion phrase, " Body of Christ" to a whole different level. I always hated those silly wafers. Chocolate body parts would be so much better.

On a side note, what makes J.C.'s junk any more offensive than David's Doodle?

He needs peep clothing

the catholic league so does not represent me. they're the group fighting to retain that old fashioned catholic guilt and angst. no thank you. i would like to see the work in its entirety, although the chocolate is obviously starting to go - it's blooming.

/catholic and not offended

seems most middle eastern suffer from teeny, tiny pecker syndrome so figure that anatomically correct means about the size of a sub-normal farker, 'cept those livin' in Momma's basement.

Jesus didn't have a penis?

You mean the sculture is only two feet tall?

/family guy

George Harrison approves of My Sweet Lord. (no pop)

Jesus aside, how can this, or anything else this idiot's done, be considered art?

Maybe Catholics, and Christians in general, would get more respect if they started rioting and killing people when they were offended.

I LOVE chocolate covered nuts!

Rreal

Considering romans didn't have a prohibition on nudity, chances are Hey-zeus, provided the man actually existed, would have been crucified nekkid, through the wrist (do some research on roman crucifixion methods, ye fundies), on a cross shaped like a T.

I suspect the Romans would have crucified on whatever is handy. A purpose made squared T, an old tree, and the side of a barn...

While the Romans had no problem with nudity the Jews did. Despite his falling out with the leadership they would not have necessary approved of the Romans stripping him naked. The Romans were trying to rule a foreign people, not unnecessarily piss them off.

"This is one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever," said Bill Donohue, head of the Catholic League, a watchdog group. "It's not just the ugliness of the portrayal, but the timing-to choose Holy Week is astounding."

Donohue is America's biggest whore. He makes good money feigning outrage through press releases and talkshow appearances.

I don't want no Abba Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
Got to be Chocolate Jesus, sutiable for this boy!

well the only thing that can pick me up
quicker than a pot of gold
got to be a chocolate Jesus
satisfy my soul.

LOVE that song!
If Alice's Restaurant is to T-giving Tom Waits' Chocolate Jesus is to Easter!

sweet chocolaty jeesus!

FuzzplugJones: Two thousand years ago nobody was enough of an ignorant stupid f*ck to have made note of the size and details of Jesus' junk.

From the KJV: "And his junk was of great size and did cause the cloth of his raiment to distort, and Mary the Magdelenine did blush, but Mary the Mother did smite the Saviour and castigate him for a pimp."

Thus sayith the lawd mofo!

Approves!

I think it's goofy and all, pointless and not really art, but someone has to provide Bill Donohue with his weekly dose of manufactured outrage.

"This is one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever," said Bill Donohue,

This guy thinks EVERYTHING is the worst assault ever. God damn fundy AWs.

I just think the idea of eating jesus is a little funny


/devils food cake satan? mmm....

Heterodyne: Jesus aside, how can this, or anything else this idiot's done, be considered art?

Indeed. FTA: "...spraying 5 tons of pepper jack cheese on a Wyoming home and festooning a four-poster bed with 312 pounds of processed ham."

Maybe this chocosavior is his penance.

what's next? Hershey's Crosses?

Just don't make a cartoon of moHAMmad because that is inciting violence and you would deserve to be beheaded.

Cavallaro, who was raised in Canada and Italy, is best known for his quirky work with food as art: Past efforts include repainting a Manhattan hotel room in melted mozzarella, spraying 5 tons of pepper jack cheese on a Wyoming home and festooning a four-poster bed with 312 pounds of processed ham.

So he's a little kookey with food!

Do I understand this story? Willie Wonka tells Bill Donohue that his chocolate man looks like Jesus. Bill Donohue believes him but he's pissed about how Jesus looks?

mmm....strawberry Jeezcake

"Well, ah don' care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I've got my chocolate Jesus
Sittin' out in front of my museum.
And I don't care if her legs are hairy,
Long as my chocolate virgin Mary's
Sittin' out there, where all the folks can see 'em."

------------ best I could do on short notice (got nothin' as usual)

He'd better be circumcised.

Article with the weener pic:

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21271642.shtml

One of the best performances on David Letterman:

Tom Waits - Chocolate Jesus(pops)

Rreal:
So, catholics have their knickers in a twist about historical accuracy?

Nah, they just don't grasp that they don't have an Inquisition anymore. Heaven forbid their "Lord and Savior" be criticized or depicted as human in any way. Oh the outrage.

Hint: if Christ wasn't human (and therefore, as a male, likely had a penis) why did he die on the cross? Oh dear, that kind of conundrum would require these people to THINK for themselves, which they are not accustomed to.

NO YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR RELIGION ENFORCED AS LAW
[crying girl, likely molested by her priest]
NOT YOURS

Well, he's already worked in ham and cheese. One can only hope this represents dessert and he's done.

If Bill Donohue wants to worship an emasculated Messiah, then I suppose that's Bill Donohue's business. Personally, I'd prefer a god with huge junk and a hand up your sister's skirt.

Maybe he was a smoothie. Maybe that's why they're riled up.