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(Fox News) NewsFlash FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Jacko hospitalized in Vegas for pneumonia. Sadly, it really is a Fox breaking news alert. C'mon CNN, you know you want to   ( divider line
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2007-03-29 05:20:36 PM  
no, they are spending their time on the hard news - like trump has 50% chance of losing his hair.
2007-03-29 05:21:17 PM  
Bodyguard- "Chamone J like we got to slide you down to da H."
Jacko- *cough* "Chamore?" *cough*
Bodyguard- "Chamore, chamone"
2007-03-29 05:21:46 PM  
Fark is more news now than CNN.
2007-03-29 05:22:32 PM  
Last time I had pneumonia, I was a little boy.

...wait, what?
2007-03-29 05:22:38 PM  
Has anyone seriously heard that he is now dead? If so from where?
2007-03-29 05:22:50 PM  
O.k. I'm just going to go ahead and get my theory out there once and for all.

Michael Jackson has HIV/AIDS.

There. I said it. Why? He exhibits all of the behaviors of a person experiencing immunodeficiency; constantly covered, constantly wearing a facial mask, always around doctors, an advocate for many AIDS charities and benefits, etc. Furthermore, we always hear about the skin blotches, but I'm not too sure that those skin blotches aren't sarcoma lesions.

So, that's my theory.
2007-03-29 05:23:03 PM  
So we can wish him dead because he's not in politics? Honestly, I can't keep up with all these subtle rules of behavior!

/to some he'll never die, he'll just become the next Elvis
2007-03-29 05:23:42 PM  
I will not be truly satisfied with the dumbing down of our society until I see a headline that reads Kathy Griffin Look Alike Eats Sandwich on Train.

I really never thought I'd say this, but things like this make me long for Dan Rather. Hell Brokaw and Jennings (RIP)kept it on the level as well.

But at least Fox has a batshiat crazy hottie we can all talk about!
2007-03-29 05:24:11 PM  
Defiance - you mean like Elvis did?
2007-03-29 05:24:12 PM  
That's just ignorant
2007-03-29 05:24:39 PM  
What will decompose first:
Annas' wonderful but plastic Bewbies
Jackos horrible but plastic face

These are the kind of questions that keep me up at night

//Big fan
///No really
2007-03-29 05:25:07 PM  
I am betting HIV.
2007-03-29 05:25:24 PM  
I just feel sorry for the doctors that have to look at that face!!!

\\Shuttering each time I think about it
\\Still Shuttering
2007-03-29 05:25:44 PM  
Ooops... someone beat me to it.
2007-03-29 05:26:23 PM  
I just feel sorry for the doctors that have to look at that face!!!

Imagine the staff who have to touch him.

Better yet....sponge bath!
2007-03-29 05:26:32 PM  
next on fox news: They have hospitals in vegas?
2007-03-29 05:26:39 PM  
Does anybody have nude pictures of Rhea Perlman?
2007-03-29 05:27:01 PM  
I hope Tito is taking this alright.

Won't somebody please think of Tito?
2007-03-29 05:27:44 PM  
2007-03-29 05:28:41 PM  
Probably the only place that doesn't want a credit card before checking in.
2007-03-29 05:29:28 PM  
Coming up next on Fox News:

Activist doctor in Las Vegas.
2007-03-29 05:30:41 PM  
I wish he would just go away.
2007-03-29 05:30:47 PM  
Better yet....sponge bath!

If I could reach you, I would hurt you.

/off to fill a swimming pool with bleach
//then gasoline
2007-03-29 05:31:10 PM  
RocketRod wins the thread!

/at least, in my book.
2007-03-29 05:31:32 PM  
No need for a paternity test we know the kids are not his.
2007-03-29 05:32:21 PM  
That's what happens when you leave the oxygen tent.
2007-03-29 05:32:35 PM  
MisterRPG: Matt Drudge broke out the sirens a few minutes ago

Mattress Drudge is a farker
2007-03-29 05:33:10 PM  

His music was a joke too, but i agree with the he should die part, but that is because he is a pedophile and deserves to die.

Thriller was garbage
2007-03-29 05:33:25 PM

You'd think with a nose that size, it'd filter out most all bacteria. Poor bastard.
2007-03-29 05:33:35 PM  
If he does die the coverage will be like some horrible hybrid of ANS, Ronald Regan, Da Pope, and the time they shot Buckwheat.
The airwaves will be filled with weepy piano music dubbed over slo-mo footage from Neverland.
/I think I just threw up a little bit...
2007-03-29 05:34:40 PM  
still waiting for the pic of jacko's nose falling off.

2007-03-29 05:35:36 PM  
Leashlaw: The airwaves will be filled with weepy piano music dubbed over slo-mo footage from Neverland.

I won' watch TV for a week if that happens.

Which will be a biatch because I really wanna see what happens with Gonzales gate.
2007-03-29 05:36:22 PM  
The worst was earlier this week, I'm reading a CNN article on a HUGE story with worldwide implications, the Iranian capture of British sailors, and I see this red NEWS ALERT at the top of the screen. Naturally, my mind goes "OMG what happened?"

Anna Nicole Smith's death was caused by an accidental overdose.
2007-03-29 05:36:23 PM  
thats ignorant.... dont be ignorant.

Eeee heee

sha mo na!
2007-03-29 05:37:07 PM  

First time I saw the word, I was like, "Puh...punn...punewwmoneea!"

/Shut up I'm Japanese
//Marine Corps = Marine Corpse
2007-03-29 05:38:00 PM  
I think I am missing something relating to Omarion. Is he dead or something? Maybe I missed the headline?
2007-03-29 05:38:55 PM  
You guys are ignorant.....
2007-03-29 05:39:51 PM  
Westisthebest: Is he dead or something? Maybe I missed the headline?

Wiki it.

He has been officially p0wned by fark
2007-03-29 05:41:45 PM  
So much for "What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas."
2007-03-29 05:42:35 PM  
Maybe he latest news alert about how Anna Nicole died trying to avoid the hospital to stay away from the publicity. Knowing he needs the publicity, maybe he's trying to do the opposite. Think about it people.
2007-03-29 05:44:22 PM
2007-03-29 05:45:02 PM  
So the little fruitcake has aids, too??

/never wasted one cent on his so called music
/heard a lot of it in titty bars, however
2007-03-29 05:45:53 PM

Oh, and reminds me: check out this cool video, pops....
2007-03-29 05:46:39 PM  
Wow, this "headline" would have nothing to do with Kyle Sampson perjuring himself today to protect Karl Rove....
2007-03-29 05:47:01 PM  
I have Jacko in my death pool this year

As do I (As I have for the last 2 years).

If he eats it, and I don't win, I may have to give up. My only other trump card will be Andy Dick (is it just me or does he always look like he's about 2 seconds from pulling a glock and painting a wall with his grey matter?)
2007-03-29 05:49:06 PM  
He must of con-cock-ted some sort of virus while recruiting children, er I mean whoring - I mean TOURING Japan.

/IMHO I hope he DIAF.
2007-03-29 05:49:51 PM  
I'd comment here, but the one about his death hasn't been greenlighted yet.
2007-03-29 05:51:27 PM  

Your troll-fu ain't working today. Try harder next time.
2007-03-29 05:51:51 PM  
Let's just say than when Diana and I did "The Wiz," that I took her over the rainbow lots of times myself.
2007-03-29 05:52:15 PM  
orrinbloquy: I'd comment here, but the one about his death hasn't been greenlighted yet.

He is so not dead...
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