is there such a thing as a fortunate saw-mill penis incident?

"man, good thing my penis got caught in that machinery!"

FTFA:"a degree of uncontrollable bleeding involved"

/Eewwwww
//isn't a "degree of uncontrollable bleeding" an oxymoron?
///as opposed to the "victim" being a regular moron

A spokesman for Parafield Gardens Saw Mill said: 'He got caught in the log moving mechanism on one of the saws.'

How appropriate.

Lorena Bobbitt approves.

+1 subby

Well said CougarJeff

How do you get you wang caught in a sawmill under normal circumstances? I really don't see how that could happen, though I am no experts on sawmills or the wang-threatning situations therein.

// wang.

Listen, he probably just got caught up in the UN's new enthusiasm for male circumcision.

/not a threadjacking attempt

And now, a song...

"Yesterday...
"My penis didn't seem so very far away,
Now it looks as though I'll stay that way
Oh I believe I had it, yesterday.

Suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be..."

Ok, I'll stop there. A lot of lead-up for a cheap shot. :)

Someone read ahead for me... is this on page 14 or 78?

I could understand the accident if it was a lathe.

/I love woodwork

Thank GOD for the fluffy bunny!

Listen, he probably just got caught up in the UN's new enthusiasm for male circumcision.

I thought it was the World Health Organization.

/Was going to write "The WHO"
//Got nothin else.

Ouch, penis and sawmill, there are 2 nouns you don't want to see in the same sentence.

That's nothing compared to the story I read a few years back about a guy in a similar situatioon who was thrown across the warehouse in a similar situation.

I'm very grateful for this distraction in the article... it really helped me get through it...

/although, the article was kinda short...
//it's almost like a stub...
///so sorry...

His penis is a saw mill?! Poor guy, he probably never gets laid.

ObscureNameHere
Ok, I'll stop there. A lot of lead-up for a cheap shot. :)

Should've just gone with STP's "I'm half the man I used to be." ;)

ceiling kitty's got nothin on this poor guy

+1 subby

Didn't we just have a circumcision thread yesterday?

Been there

2007-03-29 02:25:47 PM Sir Roderick Glossop
Listen, he probably just got caught up in the UN's new enthusiasm for male circumcision.

2007-03-29 02:27:53 PM JLobes
I thought it was the World Health Organization.

Actually, it was a sawmill.

/ba-dum-DUM!

The Adelaide Advertiser reports that the accident is not thought to have had life-threatening consequences

i think that somewhere, someone takes exception to this report.

My legs were already together, but yes, I definitely cringed.

/ouch

Wow. I really did reflexively cringe when I read that. Good call subby.

Sawmills have penises??


/can wang.

This guy's going to start calling himself Sawmember and become Austin Power's new arch enemy.

The spokesman maintained that the man's injuries were not serious.

There is no injury to a man's groin region that is not serious.

Anyways, nice bunny.

Yea, funnier than that is South Park killing off the queen. Scroll down to find "They killed Queenie"

Reminds me of a local story about a lineworker who'd taken to masturbating while on break... by holding Junior against the underside of a soft conveyor belt that carried parts through his station.

He let it get a little too close to a drivewheel one day, and *crunch*. Cringe-worthy for sure, but kind of funny to hear the newsanchors trying to tiptoe around the nature of the "accident".

Damn it KingMountain took my line.

I'm of two minds about the guy. On the one hand, he must've been hung like a horse to get his peener stuck in a sawmill in the first place. On the other hand, he did get his peener stuck in a sawmill.

kingMountain

is there such a thing as a fortunate saw-mill penis incident?

I agree. Usually Saw mill + penis + incident -> unfortunate.

"Welcome to your first day of work. We're glad to have you on board. Let me introduce you to few of your new co-workers: Here is Nine-Finger-Freddie, Larry-the-lefty, Cyclops-Clyde and uh...Castrated-Carl. We're big on safety here so you are required to wear steal-toed-boots – no exceptions!"

"Yesterday...
"My penis didn't seem so very far away,
Now it looks as though I'll stay that way
Oh I believe I had it, yesterday.

Suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be..."
And I sit down when I have to pee
My wife says she's... divorcing me

Good headline, subby, made me RTFA

/AAAAAAAAH!

Holy crap that make me cringe and I'm a chick.

+1 subby, I told myself I wouldn't cringe but did anyway.

Hesh yoohoo was dis big before de unfortunate shaw mill accident!

The bunny did not help...it reminded me how soft things are easily sliced in two.

/sorry for the reminder
//needs a drink now
///a stiff one

Does the headline mean to imply that there is such a thing as a fortunate saw-mill penis incident?

/skeptical

Approves of white bunny..