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		Baby-daddy sues ex for $1M after she got knocked up and left him, saying she "had met someone else that could make her cervix orgasmic just by thinking and that he was sexually inadequate" (nypost.com)		180
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ChairmanKaga		2007-03-27 01:08:10 PM

Slam Pham thank you ma'am!

A Queens man is suing his ex-girlfriend for $1 million, claiming she just used him to get pregnant before running off with a man who was better endowed.

bakedtater_2000		2007-03-27 01:21:16 PM

Pham says he found out their love was a lie after the pregnant Petkova came back from a 10-day bicycle trip in Arizona and told him "she had met someone else that could make her cervix orgasmic just by thinking and that [Pham] was sexually inadequate."

Bike water strikes again.

LocalCynic		2007-03-27 02:30:17 PM

He probably lied and told her that he'd pull out.

ozone		2007-03-27 02:31:33 PM

TFA Quoc Pham claims that his ex ran off with a cycling stud.

Lance, how could you?

guess they took the good nut.

StopArrestingMe		2007-03-27 03:12:32 PM

Nevertheless, the suit says, Petkova "told everyone including a common acquaintance that [Pham] had abandoned her and the baby, while the truth is that she wanted to get rid of the plaintiff so that she could pursue Mr. Guy Compton," the psychically sexually satisfying cycle stud.

Simply Stupendous!

obz		2007-03-27 03:12:33 PM

Most girls complain when I hit the cervix.

Maybe I should look this one up.

cynning		2007-03-27 03:13:10 PM

Heard this on Opie & Anthony this morning. High-larious.

seb42c		2007-03-27 03:13:10 PM

"As a result of these emotional abuses, [Pham] suffered rashes on his back . . . ."

there's gotta be a joke in here somewhere.

mikewhy		2007-03-27 03:13:42 PM

How do you say dude's name? Cock Fam?

babelphish		2007-03-27 03:14:02 PM

You cannot tell me there are people out there who take the NY Post seriously with articles like this.

ChristmasOnMars		2007-03-27 03:14:29 PM

Wait, we can SUE girls for this now?

dillenger69		2007-03-27 03:14:59 PM

With a name like "Quoc" that rhymes with kawk ... how could he not be well endowed?

She just wanted some hot Quoc.

Dr_J		2007-03-27 03:15:26 PM

Oohhh, the shiat's gonna hit the Pham now.

/nice hat, dude.

give me doughnuts		2007-03-27 03:15:26 PM

I hope bikie-boy dumps her when she's about 6 months along because she's "too fat."

I would laugh my jollies off.

crazycooter		2007-03-27 03:15:56 PM

I was wondering when this story would show up on here. Opie & Anthony spent a good 30 minutes+ on the story this morning.

ChairmanKaga		2007-03-27 03:16:05 PM

obz

Most girls complain when I hit the cervix.

I wouldn't know about that you bastard.

MooglyGuy		2007-03-27 03:16:36 PM

Biatch.

Despairagus		2007-03-27 03:17:48 PM

"she had met someone else that could make her cervix orgasmic just by thinking"

Hmmm, I've seen this somewhere. Ah, yes.

www.devir.com.br

ToxicMunkee		2007-03-27 03:17:51 PM

She wanted THAT sperm??

sweetnut		2007-03-27 03:18:14 PM

Sounds like a case for John Edwards,Esq.

Hobodeluxe		2007-03-27 03:18:19 PM

I'm in your brain!!

Giving your cervix orgasms!!

LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD...SHHH		2007-03-27 03:18:39 PM

Quoc Pham claims that his ex ran off with a cycling stud.

Now that's an oxymoron!

crackwhore		2007-03-27 03:19:07 PM

wow. if i were him i would kinda just wallow in my misery and forget the suit/embarassment

gweilo8888		2007-03-27 03:19:09 PM

Neli Petkova?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TewwoC9up0M

/presumably not her, he'd be suing for more if he lost that
//funny coincidence though ;)

inferiorcatwoman		2007-03-27 03:19:37 PM

I hope bikie-boy dumps her when she's about 6 months along because she's "too fat."

The kid's 3 now, RTFA. And it doesn't mention if that Skank is still with Mr. Guy.

Ex-Republican		2007-03-27 03:19:44 PM

obz

Most girls complain when I hit the cervix.

That's why my girlfriend only gives me head on my birthday now.

sparky1013		2007-03-27 03:19:52 PM

ToxicMunkee: She wanted THAT sperm??

OMG i was thinking the EXACT SAME thing!

obz		2007-03-27 03:20:12 PM

Ex-Republican: That's why my girlfriend only gives me head on my birthday now.

LOL! Ditto.

gorgor		2007-03-27 03:20:45 PM

Mr Guy: Wait, you got knocked up by him and now you want me to buy you an appartment in Manhattan?

BUH BYE!!!

biobob		2007-03-27 03:20:45 PM

babelphish

People here love the Post. My train cars in the morning have maybe 2 Times readers, one Wall Street journal, and 20-30 Posts. The Post even spanks the free ones like AM NY.

keroppilee		2007-03-27 03:21:36 PM

The sperm is unremarkable.

FukkyMcFuk		2007-03-27 03:22:22 PM

THE shiat'S ABOUT TO HIT THE PHAM NOW biatchES!!! WHOOOOO!!! BEER N TITTIES!!! WHOOO!!! FARK.COM!!! WHOOO!O!!!!!

towatchoverme		2007-03-27 03:22:54 PM

Most girls complain when I hit the cervix.

Amateur.

EdgeRunner		2007-03-27 03:24:08 PM

Pham's attorney:
img160.imageshack.us

fatal_exception		2007-03-27 03:24:28 PM

The story is sort of all over the place. Plus it says the baby in question is already three years old. So is this Bulgarian chick still with the cycle guy? Was he happy about this? And why is the Asian guy dressed like Gilligan?

BluesmanDave		2007-03-27 03:24:28 PM

Ummm... I may have to check my Jr. High health book again, but I think it doesn't work like that. Or somebody's got some definitions mixed.

/see what I did there?

THE HouseCat		2007-03-27 03:25:20 PM

Local Cynic: "He probably lied and told her that he'd pull out."

You just had to make the Iraq connection joke, didn't you??

Of course I kid.

Somehow the article lost a little credibility with the use of the term "ex gal pal"

kevsonic		2007-03-27 03:25:27 PM

Just wait 'til the oil hits the fundus.

Turbo Cojones		2007-03-27 03:25:34 PM

So a BIKE TOUR GUIDE is a viable occupation?

FukkyMcFuk		2007-03-27 03:26:00 PM

fatal_exception

Haven't you heard the song? Gilligaaaaan, the skipper too, the ASIAN GUY AND HIS WIFE WHO USED HIM TO GET PREG LAWL LAWL.

Southpaw018		2007-03-27 03:26:07 PM

Hey, lookit that. NY Post is actually printing material its editors and readers can comprehend instead of trying to pervert real news.

DaCricket		2007-03-27 03:26:28 PM

Wow that hurt my head.

larrimo		2007-03-27 03:26:47 PM

If I was ghey, I WOULD NOT WANT!

nick4753		2007-03-27 03:26:53 PM

The author of that needs to go back to school and learn how to write coherent articles...

MadWeasel		2007-03-27 03:26:53 PM

I've hit a woman's tonsils....Does that count?

under a mountain		2007-03-27 03:27:51 PM

The best entertainment around for 25 cents.

/The Post that is.
//Not the chick in the article.

FukkyMcFuk		2007-03-27 03:27:56 PM

MadWeasel

No.

wh0mprat		2007-03-27 03:28:59 PM

I've hit a woman's appendix.

/It was very romantic.

endlessben		2007-03-27 03:29:23 PM

This is some real NYC shiat right here.

untrustworthy		2007-03-27 03:31:15 PM

wh0mprat: I've hit a woman's appendix.

I've found that it works better if you just punch them in the throat first. Wait, what were we talking about?

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