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(Chick)   How France fell in 30 days to the Nazis.   ( divider line
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2371 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jul 2001 at 11:17 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-08 11:26:33 AM  
For those of you just wondering what he'll think up next...

Hmmm communism started by the catholic church.... all I want to know is who had the idea to start wearing the pointy pope hat?
2001-07-08 11:50:07 AM  
Jack Chick must have been raped by a Catholic priest as a child.
2001-07-08 11:59:37 AM  
Woah, and after I make an Nazi comment on the other Chick post. Uh-oh!
2001-07-08 12:06:33 PM  
Mr.Science, you're not too far off the mark. I believe Chick has written a comic about the evil death cookie. Wearing the had and calling onesself "The Papa" was Satan's idea of course.
2001-07-08 12:09:31 PM  
Catholics are a subversive cult.
2001-07-08 12:26:07 PM  
What happened to Communism being completely atheist and satanic?
2001-07-08 12:30:29 PM  
This obviously is an old tract, communisim is almost gone and dead. Chick is going to have to come up with some new excuses for why these "prophecies" aren't being fufilled. The only thing this tract gets right is the connection between the catholic church and the Nazis but the rest is pure anti-catholic propoganda and bad history.
2001-07-08 12:43:51 PM  
I think France fell in 30 days because they're wussies.
2001-07-08 01:00:17 PM  
Macfrugal, weren't we all?
2001-07-08 01:01:24 PM  
this is my favorite part:

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"jesus hates religion!"
"he does?"
"yeah, he hates THIS religion!"
2001-07-08 01:03:17 PM  
I swear, BorkinChikapa, your name looks like it should spell something backwards.
2001-07-08 01:36:36 PM  
Isn't this the one story that should have the phrase "France surrenders"? :>
2001-07-08 01:42:07 PM  
Being atheist and being satanic are not the same thing.
Also, I've never read anything in the bible about Jesus hating catholics. Didn't Jesus start christianity? So how is it possible to hate other christians?
There's a name for guys like chick, paranoid schizophrenic.
2001-07-08 02:03:43 PM  
Gelos - there's a better name for people like Chick: Twats.
2001-07-08 02:55:04 PM  
He's a master of conspiracy.

"Jesus hates religeon" hmm, sounds like dogma. A lot like dogma.
2001-07-08 03:09:21 PM  
Duhhh early catholicism *was* this thing chick calls christianity.

Back in the day, there wasn't the differentiation of "protestant" and "catholic" it was simply called "The Church".

The church came and tried for forcibly convert all the norsemen to christianity. They managed to successfully convert a great number of them. But there were some who would rather fight and die than be turned.
In fact, there was one biggie wig viking dood who was in the water, about to be baptized, when he turned and asked the priest if he would get to be with his ancestors. The priest said "no. they're going to burn in hell."
Viking dood said "I'd rather burn in hell with them, then be in heaven without them" (or something to that extent, and killed the priest.

Then years later, they got wires crossed, and from the mouth of madness came "protestants" and "catholics".
They're still all christian.

Ferfarkssake, Chick. What a retard!
2001-07-08 03:23:05 PM  
The funniest thing to me is how he continually references his own publications as fact sources, implying that if it's in another book, it must be true.

Circular logic at its finest
2001-07-08 03:34:08 PM  
It says copyright 1982 up at the top. Old tract. Funny as a potato tho. Chick always makes me laugh a couple times. His art isnt that bad tho.
2001-07-08 03:46:59 PM  
I sincerely think that Chick is a Member of the KKK. I'm not kidding! I was given a similar speech by some cracker trying to "open my eyes" when I was in High school. Growing up in the south we used to see that kind of ignorance a lot, thatnk God it's dying out. I think that "Grand Dragon" Chick is Jellous because the Pope has a pointier whate hat than him!

Man I hate the Klan
2001-07-08 03:56:46 PM  
2001-07-08 03:57:42 PM  
Jack Chick, you so crazy!
2001-07-08 04:32:15 PM  
Here's a photoshop idea...someone find a picture of Jack Chick and submit it! I say we have some fun with the chickster!
2001-07-08 04:34:23 PM  
The only reason France held out for 30 days is because they were too busy shiatting their pants to actually sign the surrender papers.
2001-07-08 04:40:05 PM  
I don't think Welstradamus was saying that atheism and satanism are the same thing. He was saying that communist doctrine encourages atheism and that insane fundies label it satanic.
2001-07-08 05:29:10 PM  
"I don't think Welstradamus was saying that atheism and satanism are the same thing. He was saying that communist doctrine encourages atheism and that insane fundies label it satanic."

2001-07-08 05:38:23 PM  
Jack Chick must be the most ignorant cartoonist alive. His "art" creates the exact opposite reactions to what he intended. What a jerk-off!
2001-07-08 05:46:33 PM  
John Paul II a communist supporter?!?!?
2001-07-08 05:54:23 PM  
They never taught this in Terrorist Negotiation Class...

"Lesson 1 : When faced with Catholic hostage-taking commie rebels who threaten to kill everyone, teach them The Truth about Catholicism and Communism. They will soon see the light, surrender and become good Christians. On no account will they pulp your face, drag you outside and riddle you with bullets, nor will they send your hollowed-out skull to the White House by Fed-Ex."
2001-07-08 06:41:09 PM  
Tribs- now, what you said is EXACTLY what would happen if you tried that with Catholic Communist hostage-takers. Jack can't draw a tract that is only 4 pages long.

Boshko- duh! how else did he survive as a Cardinal in Poland if he didn't support Communism?

BadYoda- I doubt your silly misguiding athiest lies. First off, is their a KKK in California? second, why would Chick associate the KKK with Jesuits if he was in it? third, why do you think everybody who tells the truth as you don't like it is a hate-speaker. I bet you wanna ban Christianity also, burn down all the churches and kill the believers like your buds in China, Russia and Vietnam have done.
2001-07-08 06:43:41 PM  
Jack Chick must be the most ignorant cartoonist alive. His "art" creates the exact opposite reactions to what he intended. What a jerk-off!

or does it? right before i took my hiatus from fark, i was starting to suspect that jelloboy was actually a liberal. using his poor debating tactics and apparent rampant stupidity to attempt to discredit the conservative argument. maybe chick is actually a red nazi catholic atheist! we're just doing exactly what he wants. (or some other jelloboyesque comment)
2001-07-08 07:07:24 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Heston will save us!
2001-07-08 07:57:55 PM  
Ok.. here I'm confused about the bit where he seems to say Hitler slaughtering Jews is wrong. I mean dosnt Chick hate Jews too?
2001-07-08 08:15:05 PM  
Jack Chick is totally insane. His bio says he was in WWII; wonder if he has a good case of PTSD or something.
2001-07-08 08:45:31 PM  
I am happy to report that France has once again surrendered. We couldn't have done zit without your help. Zank you, all of you.

Cordially yours,

Kaiser of Deutsches Reich
2001-07-08 08:50:41 PM  
actually, chick likes the jews. Very suprising, considering they killed his savior. One of chicks pamphlets says if America turns its back on Israel and the Jews, we'll condemn ourselves to hell and bring down armageddon.

or something.
2001-07-08 08:55:24 PM  
i think it's a "my enemy's enemy is my friend" kind of thing. and he hates muslims, so he likes jews by default.
2001-07-08 09:01:46 PM  
here one apropriate time when the term "France surrenders" could be used.
2001-07-08 09:39:23 PM  
I thought for sure the boobies on this article would be:

France Surrenders! Ha ha!

I guess Chick is even more mock-worthy than France. If that's even possible.
MBK [TotalFark]
2001-07-08 10:36:56 PM  
kinda funny how nazis hated communists, as they had 2 seperate goals in mind...i'd love to slap chick with a trout..
2001-07-08 11:02:04 PM  

Who here, besides me, woulda shot the guy just because he talked too much? It was hard to read that whole comic! Spiderman shoulda came swooping in, but he would have probably started blabbering about Catholics and Christians in America.

"And blah blah blah will happen in America... blah blah blah... yadda yadda..." I have to ask, what will happen to us Canadians? heh

2001-07-09 05:05:33 AM  
I'm just impressed that Jesus knew about the Evil Catholic Church before he'd even established Christianity.

Those wacky Jesuits, eh? Creating two dipolar totalitarian societies in less that 20 years - that's pretty good going!
2001-07-09 07:56:18 AM  
The funniest thing to me is how he continually references his own publications as fact sources, implying that if it's in another book, it must be true.
Circular logic at its finest

hehe, i noticed that too!
2001-07-09 08:30:03 PM  
Did anyone else notice that the "Slugger" and the "Superstar" stories are exactly the same, save for different names...?
2001-07-11 08:58:59 PM  
I think France fell cause they were a weak ass country.

"Or maybe Catholic Fetal Zombies under the imrpession of Adolf Hitler lead a Commie spy mission to Paris and invaded the Eifel Tour, all for that evil pope."

Here is another thing I witnessed, Chick said that you weren't supposed to "worship graven images" in one of his anti-catholic tracts. Now, what do most people wear around their neck, and pray to, and what feature is common in almost every christian church. Maybe this didn't */CROSS/* (cough cough hint hint) his mind.
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