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(AZ Central)   Retirement complex beefcake calendar is big hit; makes elderly men sex symbols   ( divider line
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1091 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jul 2001 at 4:03 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-07 05:43:18 AM  
I wonder if grandma had one of these hanging in her kitched while she was making that heroin spaghetti?
2001-07-07 05:43:52 AM  
Only in Florida...
An old man in a speedo! [*shiver*]

I wonder if he's a plum-smuggler. I hope so, because at his age, he might be a prune-smuggler, and smuggling prunes is a dangerous profession at retirement homes.

2001-07-07 08:17:24 AM  
Somebody please photoshop the "Why do we kill people" old guy's head onto Arnie's body :)
2001-07-07 08:51:32 AM  
HELP !! "I can't open my can of sardines" ... Gosh, hope I die before I get too old to open my own can of sardines ...
2001-07-07 12:14:58 PM  
I must say, Ray Fox is in pretty good shape for a 92 year old. Reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld. "You think you're better than me?"
2001-07-07 12:48:55 PM  
I wonder if he'll do one bent over , you know "The wrinkled fruit bowl "
2001-07-07 01:02:35 PM  
No see if the old men can do it the men of FARK can do it. Just imagine how many women would be all over you guys
2001-07-07 02:06:59 PM  
If your skin looks like it needs to be ironed, you don't need to be semi-naked in a public forum.
Thats just wrong.
2001-07-07 02:47:13 PM  
This is so hilariously cute!!

"And those men are now so conceited. They press their pants, they're putting on ties, their teeth are clean."
hey, thats not conceited...i like it when guys dress up! and clean teeth really is a good thing, a healthy thing, not a concieted thing :P hehe

oh yes, my dream, an old man with goggles on in a pool...ahh!
2001-07-07 02:50:47 PM  
"You are good-looking," Goodman told him.

"I know," he said.

haha, im just picturing some teenagers saying that to each other...cuz it just doesnt happen that way!
nice old people are so cute!

kat: jimmy carter..*tear
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-07-07 03:13:01 PM  
dont bring me into your sick jimmy carter sexual fantasy.
2001-07-07 05:28:19 PM  
I make it a point not to read anything with the words, "elderly men" and "sex symbols" in the title.
2001-07-07 05:51:16 PM  
Guess the Mormons missed this one when they compiled the Guide for Mormon Youth. Gack. Looks more effective than the bathtub full of worms thing.
2001-07-07 11:33:47 PM  
Kat, don't worry about these goons. It's not worth the time. Besides, we all know you're more of a Ronald Reagen chick.
2001-07-08 08:55:41 AM  
oh god!!!!! -- they look like those mummies on the discovery channel
2001-07-08 09:57:06 AM  
kat!! i do NOT have sexual fantasies about him!! i almost beat up ettinger over that, cuz he was makin fun...:( not really tho, more of like an intense hug...hahahhaa. i JUST wanna talk to the guy!!!

(damn his wife...damn her damn her damn her...)
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-07-08 03:35:03 PM  
BULLSHIAT you were gonna jump his wife and kill her so you could take her place in Jimmy Carters bed!

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