+1

This headline is really cheesy.

KSM is probably behind them.

Submitter made me giggle which isn't exactly hard to do at this hour, but they deserve props nonetheless.

Udderly hilarious.

Mister Peejay: Kosher Spaghetti Monster?

Khalid Sheikh Mohammad

Pre-charbroiled hamburgers... tasty

Subby could have milked that one for all it's worth. But steer-ing us the wrong way would have been udder-ly foolish. Oh, sure. He was on the horns of a delimma, but we wouldn't have a beef with him if he had posted a little bull. With so much at steak, he probably had to hoof it to come up with a headline at all!
So, he's not a cow-ard, the point is moo-t!

/Eet mor chiken

im sad now

Whenever anything unexplainable occurs tow cows in a rural or country area I just blame the aliens.

bah!
I bet the headline sounded better in your head, eh smitty?

Does anyone ever wonder why the accident rate in Winchester is so high, and the crime rate is so low?

/someone needs to ring the Fuzz

-1.

That was just painful.

Don't Fear the Reaper

dear submitter: hardy har har...but I did laugh....

dear Filthy farkle: That is a great scene from one of my favorite movies, thanks!!!

Steak--it's what's for dinner.

Can we use this as a Gateway to some better puns?

Did somebody say steak?

So, were they all cooked to rare? Medium rare? Medium?

It should have been "bovinity".

-1

I'd have probably gone overboard and said "oh the moo-many-t-bone", and caught the redlight of doom. I'm just not very funny.

tokyogirl79

That is NOT a supernatural COW!!!

wow, I live about 15 minutes from there (bet you're all burning with envy)

A spate of suspicious fires, which, in fact, gave rise to the formation of the Waterford Huskies.

/go you huskies

There's a water buffalo jackknifed up there. It's not a very pretty picture. There's horns everywhere. I don't know what to say. We're gonna maybe drop in a little napalm there and try 'n cook 'im down. Have a little barbecue.

I can't believe I laughed at this headline.

/+1 subby, +1.

Nice line Zeppelininthesky!! Love that movie...


+1 subby. I saw a baby cow this weekend and went over the moooon about it!

/I crack myself up
//at least someone laughs