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(News.com.au)   Man confesses to killing 16 women and children, and occasionally consuming their remains, including one victim's liver. That census taker should have known better than to try to test him   (news.com.au) divider line 79
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2007-03-23 01:49:33 AM  
Who hasn't?
 
2007-03-23 02:22:21 AM  
16=19?
 
2007-03-23 02:22:50 AM  
Don't forget the fava beans and the chianti.
 
2007-03-23 02:25:05 AM  
"Investigators say Moninder Singh Pandher, a wealthy businessman and Mr Koli's employer, was oblivious to the serial killings happening in his own home."

So that wasn't meatloaf at all!
 
2007-03-23 02:25:33 AM  
I know what I'm eating for dinner tomorrow. Thanks for the idea subby!
 
2007-03-23 02:27:28 AM  
7deadlysinners.typepad.com
 
2007-03-23 02:37:22 AM  
Q: You know what you get if you're late to the cannibal's dinner party?

A: The cold shoulder

/LMAO!!
 
2007-03-23 02:40:58 AM  
Q: How do you know if a prostitute is a cannibal?

A: She keeps the tip.

Two cannibals are walking through the woods and one of them passes his neighbor.
 
2007-03-23 02:41:13 AM  
Did Surender turn himself in?
 
2007-03-23 02:43:06 AM  
haha, numlok wins the thread. oh screw it, he wins every thread. how did i not see that?
 
2007-03-23 02:45:55 AM  
ba-zing!
 
2007-03-23 02:53:22 AM  
FTA:
Mr Pandher's son, Karan, maintains his father is innocent.
"It's virtually impossible to bribe the CBI," he told television news channel, NDTV.

"Believe me, I've tried!"
 
2007-03-23 02:54:47 AM  
Old news, actually. The case made headlines a few weeks back when the bodies were actually discovered. If, as the CBI claims, Maninder was protecting his servant, he may be charged with criminal conspiracy, which may carry the same punishment as the actual act.

IANAL, but that is what our local paper says:
http://www.hindustantimes.in/news/181_1956118,001302630000.htm
 
2007-03-23 02:55:19 AM  
What happened after the cannibal dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his bottom.
 
2007-03-23 03:05:31 AM  
Mr Pandher has been charged with running a prostitution racket. He was also charged with pressuring witnesses and bribing police officials not to investigate his servant.

Hey, that's the kind of relationship my (Indian) boss wants to have with me!

Boss: "You are hopelessly deficient but I will forgive and shelter you and enjoy your endless gratitude!"

Me: "No thanks, dude. You don't need to shelter me from anything. I'm ready to let the world judge me on my merits."

Boss: "What? But you need my patronage and generous indulgence! Without my protection, the unforgiving world would treat you like the unworthy worm you are! But luckily for you I feel fatherly affection for you and will care for your welfare!"

Me: "Umm... whatever. I do just fine on my own. You aren't the only one who can put up with me. Don't tempt me to prove it."

/gonna prove it
//have an interview next Tuesday
 
2007-03-23 03:07:44 AM  
Am I the only person who didn't think of Hannibal, and thought it was referring to something else?

/DID THE DOG SEND YOU?!?!
//oh what am I saying, nothing on Fark is obscure.
 
2007-03-23 03:10:34 AM  
Paging Dr. Lector.
Paging Dr. Lector.
 
2007-03-23 03:10:51 AM  
justaguy516, isn't the police's exoneration of Pandher new news? The last article I read seemed to assume that he and his servant were in it together.

In other news, I can only post comments if I don't preview them first. WTF?
 
2007-03-23 03:14:33 AM  
"He was not aware at all of the murders going on in his house," said Mr Kumar

"Sure, he said that he'd see the occasional screaming bloody woman and/or child, as well as eating a few odd smelling breakfasts, but Mr Pandher had no idea what-so-ever."
 
2007-03-23 03:16:00 AM  
"Did the dog send you!?"

/obscure?
 
2007-03-23 03:18:34 AM  
Oh, dammit. Nevermind, Eruda beat me to it.
 
2007-03-23 03:20:51 AM  
"A psychiatrist said he had analyzed Mr Koli and found him to be sexually aroused by raping corpses and eating human flesh"

Why hasn't anyone posted a picture of the cemetery rent-a-cops that ram their fists in a jar of rotten mayo to simulate that exact sound?

But seriously, I really wonder what kind of complete sociopath would grow up a serial cannibalistic sexual predator ??? Can you get any weirder than that? Did he do it to his mom too? Wonder what his next reincarnation will be with such a great karma...

/So many question marks, so little answers (?)
 
2007-03-23 03:30:32 AM  
Oops, I didn't mean exoneration. I meant the investigators' announcement that he didn't participate in the actual acts. (I assume if he's been cleared of participating in sixteen of the murders, he'll eventually be cleared in the other two as well, leaving only the conspiracy/bribery/obstruction charges.)
 
2007-03-23 03:31:11 AM  
kirlian /obscure?

Dear Diary,

Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender.

I'm wondering if, maybe there REALLY is something wrong with me.

/NNY FTW
 
2007-03-23 03:38:21 AM  
Why so much condemning talk from the mouths of people who themselves ignore God? You appeal to other people's consciences in expressing how twisted Koli is, but you ignore your own consciences. Atheists/evolutionists have no basis for morality, so get off your high horse and welcome yourself to the reality you have created for yourselves.
 
2007-03-23 03:38:48 AM  
Does truth serum really work?
 
2007-03-23 03:42:39 AM  
Pandher didn't sniff out the 57 bags of rotting flesh around the home?? Smells normal in India, s'pose.
 
2007-03-23 03:54:01 AM  
Q: You know how they knew Jeff Dahmer was a smoker?

A: They found some butts behind the couch.

/cannibal jokes rock
 
2007-03-23 04:03:47 AM  
Coolboy, his name's Koli not Troli
 
2007-03-23 04:05:19 AM  
Weirder? Well, there was always the German homosexual cannibal who got a willing victim via a classified ad, if memory serves. I seem to recall that the victim shared his, er, member with his killer.
 
2007-03-23 04:18:17 AM  
Yes indeed Korovyov, that was Armin Meise. He got a few replies from his ad - including one he rejected for being "a bit too weird".

/ It's a funny old world
 
2007-03-23 04:24:15 AM  
grackle:

isn't the police's exoneration of Pandher new news? The last article I read seemed to assume that he and his servant were in it together.

Not entirely. I watched a program on NDTV some time back, a well known psychologist expressed doubts that both were involved. Apparently psychopath killers are normally solitary, they don't often work in pairs. The implication was that Koli is a psychopath necrophiliac and his employer is a closet sadist of some kind. Maninder does not really fit the profile of a killer; he had a whole bunch of friends locally and regularly hosted big parties with prostitutes and drinks for his friends (some of whom were in the local police).

Fauxnews: The murders happened over more than 2 years and this guy Koli was fairly organized about disposing the remains, so much so that a constant stream of visitors to the house, mailmen, meter-readers and the like never smelt anything. I believe the whole thing came to light when a dog dug up a complete human skeleton in the ditch in front.
 
2007-03-23 04:52:31 AM  
That sounds super serial.
 
2007-03-23 04:59:13 AM  
"Atheists/evolutionists have no basis for morality, so get off your high horse and welcome yourself to the reality you have created for yourselves."
Morality is the basis of religion, not the other way around. And...did "atheists/evolutionists" (as if they were the same thing) really create this reality for themselves? If so...then they're RIGHT after all, eh? Did God create reality for believers, and non-believers created their own? No wonder I became an athiest; This is the kind of arguments made by theists.
 
2007-03-23 05:12:05 AM  
Coolboy55: welcome yourself to the reality you have created for yourselves

If you're an atheist you're actually God? Does the omniscience get in the way of not knowing?
 
2007-03-23 05:19:27 AM  
Dag-nabbit!! Why won't anyone pray to me???
 
2007-03-23 05:36:21 AM  
McGronk Yes indeed Korovyov, that was Armin Meise. He got a few replies from his ad - including one he rejected for being "a bit too weird".

Armin Meiwes , not Armin Meise. Der Metzgermeister -- "The Master Butcher". Personally I can't really understand why he was prosecuted, since the guy was a willing victim.

Call me crazy but Meiwes actively sought consent. I think that that may very prove he's not a danger to society since the only people he's going to kill are consenting to their deaths.
 
2007-03-23 05:40:13 AM  
Coolboy55
Atheists/evolutionists have no basis for morality, so get off your high horse and welcome yourself to the reality you have created for yourselves.

Yeah, that whole philosophical principal of treat-others-as-you-expect-to-be-treated is too hard for our little monkey evolved atheist brains to comprehend. If only there were some book that contained that principal, then we could have a basis for morality instead of having to rely on common sense to make that decision for us. It would help if the book had talking snakes and unicorns.
 
2007-03-23 05:44:03 AM  
Coolboy55
Why so much condemning talk from the mouths of people who themselves ignore God? You appeal to other people's consciences in expressing how twisted Koli is, but you ignore your own consciences. Atheists/evolutionists have no basis for morality, so get off your high horse and welcome yourself to the reality you have created for yourselves.


Ethics/morality and religion are pretty much mutually exclusive. One is not moral by virtue of being religious and one is not religious by virtue of being moral. Morality is irrespective of religion -- atheists, Abrahamic tradition, veddic tradition -- whatever, they're all equally capable of immorality and lack of ethics.

Additionally, atheism and evolutionism are not the same thing. Atheism has existed much, much earlier than the earliest evolutionists (brief aside: it's also existed longer than Christianity, which makes me laugh when atheists criticize Christianity for being outdated or primitive). Not all atheists believe in evolution, and not all evolutionists are atheists. I could cite a number of prominent Christians, observant Christians, at that, who believe in evolution. Or, for example, Jains, who do not have a central Godhead (or any "god" for that matter) but who would reject evolution on its face as conflicting with their religion.

Get your facts a little straight before opening your mouth.
 
2007-03-23 06:38:46 AM  
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2007-03-23 06:53:24 AM  
Dr. Mojo PhD

Get your facts a little straight before opening your mouth.


Facts are useless when you're trolling.
 
2007-03-23 06:55:25 AM  
"A psychiatrist said he had analyzed Mr Koli and found him to be sexually aroused by raping corpses and eating human flesh"

That made me think: what two word epithet could possibly sound worse than corpse-raper ? Can anyone think of one? I think baby-smasher might be up there...
 
2007-03-23 06:59:35 AM  
thaduke

That made me think: what two word epithet could possibly sound worse than corpse-raper ? Can anyone think of one?


Bush-voter?
 
2007-03-23 07:05:18 AM  
In local breaking news, Koli successfully demonstrated how he cut up and dismembered a corpse, using a cadaver from a medical school. Did it pretty cleanly too. This is being used as evidence by the CBI. Not sure if this guy has been told about his rights or whether he even has a defence counsel right now. Apparently he has had a change of heart and wants to confess. The news is here . Times of India, so please be prepared for umpteen popup pages.
 
2007-03-23 07:14:07 AM  
www.willisms.com
 
2007-03-23 07:22:08 AM  
www.legumex.com
 
2007-03-23 07:22:27 AM  
Coolboy55
Why so much condemning talk from the mouths of people who themselves ignore God? You appeal to other people's consciences hemin expressing how twisted Koli is, but you ignore your own consciences. Atheists/evolutionists have no basis for morality, so get off your high horse and welcome yourself to the reality you have created for yourselves.

Hey, you've got a point. Tell us which god's version of morality we should be following so we're all on the right page. Should we be worshipping the one who instructs his followers to use their children as decoys before blowing them up to kill a few infidels? Should we be following the god that has enlisted a veritable cornucopia of diaper snipers/child rapists to spread his word? Should we follow the one that uses some subliterate, mouth breathing farktard to pass judgement on the posters at fark (despite this being a direct contradiction to his "word" [the bible]). Come on, don't leave us hanging since, seeing as how you're speaking for god and all (Oh, I'm sure that's not a sin. I'm sure the fact you can't remove the farking beam from your own eye before trying to pick the mote from mine. How about that whole "judge not lest ye be judged?).

The atheists I know don't require the threat of eternal damnation to act like decent human beings. I know when you're such a dim and corrupted little mouth breather, this concept can be mind boggling, but don't think the rest of the world is so evil and vile that the threat of an imaginary punishment in an imaginary afterlife is as effective on us as it has been on you. the stupid are very easy to manipulate.
 
2007-03-23 07:44:20 AM  
ATHEISTS HAVE NO BASIS FOR MORALITY???? READ A BOOK YOU TWEED!! You are a moron.

Atheists may not follow Judeo-Christian hype-morals, but its just common sense to be good to people, and yourself. I'm sorry you are too weak of a human being to realize that without the fear that some cartoon devil at the bottom of the earth is going to stick you with his pitchfork.

/People like you killed Jesus.
//Fear is your only God.
///You should be shot. But then we wouldn't get to enjoy your stupidity so much...
 
2007-03-23 07:46:35 AM  
2007-03-23 03:20:51 AM Darth Jawa


"A psychiatrist said he had analyzed Mr Koli and found him to be sexually aroused by raping corpses and eating human flesh"


How do you rape a corpse anyway ? How do you know they're unwilling ?

\The dead, filthy hussies the lot of them.
 
2007-03-23 07:48:32 AM  
"How do you shoot women and children?"

"Easy....just don't lead 'em so much!"


(cut to shot a puking Rafterman)
 
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