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2007-03-22 09:04:19 PM  
That is awesome.
 
2007-03-22 09:13:05 PM  
you gotta love it when they're freshly shaved


/mmmmmm, warm lanolin goodness
 
2007-03-22 10:07:55 PM  
20,333 members

How many TF accounts are there again?
 
2007-03-22 10:14:47 PM  
I hope they have velcro gloves.
 
2007-03-22 11:36:30 PM  
www.adultsheepfinder.com

Buttsects?
 
2007-03-23 12:18:47 AM  
ALways the sheep. Never the rams.
 
2007-03-23 01:47:51 AM  
repeat?
 
2007-03-23 01:50:24 AM  
Baaaahahahahahaha
 
2007-03-23 01:50:31 AM  
Shouldn't they have included Wales as well as New Zealand?
 
2007-03-23 01:53:46 AM  
No sheep-on-sheep option? No thanks.

Flock me.

/wham, bam, thank you lamb
 
2007-03-23 01:53:47 AM  
Mary had a little lamb
Her daddy shot it dead
Now she takes the lamb to school
Tween two slices of bread
 
2007-03-23 01:54:46 AM  
That one on the left is sorta cute, but she's got four pointy knees!
 
2007-03-23 01:59:13 AM  
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PEOPLE FROM NEW ZEALAND HAVE SEX WITH SHEEP
 
2007-03-23 01:59:53 AM  
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon
 
2007-03-23 02:01:19 AM  
i45.photobucket.com
 
2007-03-23 02:05:52 AM  
Mary had a little lamb...
with some potatoes and a side salad.
 
2007-03-23 02:09:01 AM  
Bwahhahhhhahhahahhahahhahhhahhahhahahahaa


*breath*

....hahahahhahahahhahahahhaahaa

/passes out
 
2007-03-23 02:09:45 AM  
the best part was how, in the drop-down menu for "country" (or whatever it was titled), there was about 100 "New Zealand" lines, with 1 "Wales" line placed randomly in the center portion
 
2007-03-23 02:10:54 AM  
oops, also found an Ireland line
 
2007-03-23 02:17:35 AM  
Gold. Please tell me an Aussie made that site.
 
2007-03-23 02:20:15 AM  
Is that seriously a real site? I'm at work, so I can't verify my belief that it's a joke site.


If not, then I think I have an uncle who would love to register on that site.
 
2007-03-23 02:43:22 AM  
tokyogirl79: Uh-huh... An uncle. Yeah, right. We believe you... ;)
 
2007-03-23 02:44:49 AM  

If you actually try and go through with it, this is what you get.

You just tried to pick up a "Sheep" on an Internet dating Portal?

You may now correctly assume that you are by far one of the sickest sons of biatches on the Internet, standing high and mighty above the rest.

The Internet Sheep Dating Industry is still very much in its infancy but you have proven to be a pioneer in seeking it out and hoping to make it work for you.

Unfortunately Sheep have not yet learned to use the Internet or how to participate in online adult dating and swinging socieities, so you're a bit ahead of your time, but check back regularly as with advances in modern science and an increasingly prevalent 'anything goes' attitude in the swinging scene, it really is only a matter of time before we can make your dreams become reality.

Meanwhile we recommend you celebrate your status as a high ranking pervert by purchasing one of these fine T-Shirts and proudly displaying its Logo to inspire fear and awe in everyone who sees you!

Congratulations from The SheepFinder Team.
 
2007-03-23 02:45:50 AM  
philip.greenspun.com
 
2007-03-23 02:46:09 AM  
Almost an exact copy of http://adultfriendfinder.com/
 
2007-03-23 02:49:16 AM  
"Almost an exact copy of http://adultfriendfinder.com/"
- mikesum32

abclocal.go.com
... you don't say ...
 
2007-03-23 02:56:00 AM  
Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous
 
2007-03-23 02:57:39 AM  
rcain
Preacher, nice.
 
2007-03-23 02:58:01 AM  
Actually, that sounds more like an online dating site for Christians.

/zing!
 
2007-03-23 03:15:01 AM  
double on the Preacher props
 
2007-03-23 03:50:19 AM  
farking hilarious

//ex pat kiwi.
//hates sheep jokes but this is rather good.
 
2007-03-23 04:48:23 AM  
Hmm, scuse me while I slide over to the neighboring cubicle, and type that URL into the guy's computer while he's at lunch...

/Aisle seat
 
2007-03-23 04:53:48 AM  
img225.imageshack.us
 
2007-03-23 05:49:05 AM  
Interesting.

Not really a NZ site, as it would have .co.nz, not .com.

Registrant:
Domain Privacy Group, Inc.
c/o adultsheepfinder.com,
5160 Yonge St. Suite 1800
Toronto, ON M2N 6L9
CA

IT's CANADIAN!!!
 
2007-03-23 06:01:36 AM  
Subby must have been browsing the World of Warcraft forums.
 
2007-03-23 06:11:41 AM  
gweilo8888


tokyogirl79: Uh-huh... An uncle. Yeah, right. We believe you... ;)

You now know too much!
 
2007-03-23 06:15:16 AM  
wyseyes
that's a whois blocking/ private service, doesn't mean it's registered in Canada, after all, they prefer Moose to sheep.

As for the site, it's obviously from New Zealand, where else would sheep appear to be so sexy :-)
 
2007-03-23 06:16:01 AM  
Australia!
 
2007-03-23 07:24:14 AM  
marco262
Actually, that sounds more like an online dating site for Christians.

Actually, the real one is owned by the same people as adultfriendfinder.com and alt.com - bigchurch.com
 
2007-03-23 08:01:32 AM  
Tried to add this before

In Belgium they have a site for Chickens
http://www.kippenseks.be
no poppy
 
2007-03-23 08:18:59 AM  
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
By Bob Rivers, Twisted Tunes

If you're havin' trouble with your barnyard friends
You got a thing for ewes
Been countin' sheep, but you're not in bed
Here's what you gotta do

Get off the farm, stay outta the barn
Go read a nursery rhyme
Don't ring 976-BAAA, that kind of love's a crime

Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep
Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep

My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow
He keeps braggin' 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him NO.

Look at the flock, they're all in shock
Here comes that mutton fan
Knock off the fleece, give them some peace
Don't be a barndoor man, no.


Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep

Velcro gloves, kneepads, late night dates
Done with sheep
Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage
Done with sheep

Dirty Deeds, don't tell them what I done to you!
Done with sheep
Dirty deeds, Dirty deeds!
Dirty deeds done with sheep --Baaaaa!
(Quiet gals, I think the shepard's comin')
 
2007-03-23 08:27:25 AM  
wyseyes

Not really a NZ site, as it would have .co.nz, not .com.

You'd think, but that convention is strictly optional. I've seen plenty of UK, Australia, or Japan-based companies using the catchall .com domain.
 
2007-03-23 08:39:49 AM  
Totally hilarious. Had me cracking up at work ;p
 
2007-03-23 08:54:50 AM  
I don't think I'll ever understand Fark. I tried to submit this link about 2 months ago (With a better headline? I forget), and it said that it had already been submitted before and not listed. How then does Subby get it greenlit today?
 
2007-03-23 08:59:54 AM  
I came here to say what Ender's said.

/Still laughing
 
2007-03-23 09:00:43 AM  
I think I saw my ex in there ;)

There was an Australian farmer on holiday in New Zealand, walking along a country road, when he comes along a New Zealand farmer bonking his favourite sheep.
The Aussie says to the NZ farmer, HEY! We Shear those over in Australia ! The New Zealander replies, Piss Off Noddy ! I'm not sharing mine with anyone !
 
2007-03-23 09:09:48 AM  
Q: Why do Scotsmen have sex with sheep at the edge of a cliff?

A: So the sheep will push back.
 
2007-03-23 09:39:44 AM  
i can't stop laughing. i think my brain just exploded. Thank you...this really made my day. anyone fill it out fir shiats & giggles? XD
 
2007-03-23 09:42:47 AM  
Single white sheep, anthrax free, looking for a baaaaad boy.
No freaks.
 
2007-03-23 09:55:24 AM  
http://www.muttonbone.com/store.html

Oh mah gawd!
 
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