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2007-03-22 04:24:00 AM  
*Vodka.



/*Terrible Cliche
 
2007-03-22 04:24:44 AM  
www12.nrk.no

First Owl?
 
2007-03-22 04:24:53 AM  
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2007-03-22 04:25:25 AM  
Vodak? Is that like Hordak from She-Ra?
 
2007-03-22 04:26:22 AM  
damnit. 44 seconds.
 
2007-03-22 04:26:54 AM  
I love that the statement that he "is believed to have been drunk" doesn't immediately follow after the fact that he was found with a half-drunk liter of vodka.
 
2007-03-22 04:28:48 AM  
VODAK! Never gets old!
 
2007-03-22 04:29:00 AM  
NobleHam: I love that the statement that he "is believed to have been drunk" doesn't immediately follow after the fact that he was found with a half-drunk liter of vodka.

Any self-respecting Russian wouldn't get drunk with 2 mere cups of the stuff!
 
2007-03-22 04:29:46 AM  
The owls are not what they seem.

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2007-03-22 04:33:26 AM  
"Any self-respecting Russian wouldn't get drunk with 2 mere cups of the stuff!"

No one said it was his first liter bottle of the night.
 
2007-03-22 04:33:35 AM  
owlned?
 
2007-03-22 04:45:56 AM  
This is probably the greatest story of all time. I want to tattoo this story accross my stomache so I can laugh about it forever.

At this point, no one quite knows what happened. Luparev apparently hit his head on the ground -- possibly following an altercation with the owl -- and fell unconscious.

Buttsecks owl indeed.
 
2007-03-22 04:57:14 AM  
"and a half-empty, one-liter bottle of vodka"
Lol, the journalist is a pessimist. The bottle is half-full!
 
2007-03-22 05:01:55 AM  
That's a hoot
 
2007-03-22 05:05:55 AM  
Owl Thread!

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2007-03-22 05:18:34 AM  
ParadeCam: *Vodka.

/*Terrible Cliche


Blasphemy! Vodak is one of the best cliches to be found on Fark. Mostly because it was originally used unintentionally.

www.kayakteam.com
 
2007-03-22 05:25:15 AM  
Joe

I won't whine further about the cliche, because those messages are always more annoying than the cliches themselves. I was just trying to head off any "Hurr whats vodak?" messages, but I was completely unsuccessful. mikekol.
 
2007-03-22 06:24:33 AM  
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Best creatures to inhabit this cursed rock we call home.
 
2007-03-22 06:29:35 AM  
This thread is useless without pi...hey, wait a sec...

Nice work all.
 
2007-03-22 06:31:55 AM  
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2007-03-22 06:47:16 AM  
At this point, no one quite knows what happened. Luparev apparently hit his head on the ground -- possibly following an altercation with the owl -- and fell unconscious.

I would gladly pay money for a video of some drunk Ruskie in his boxer shorts getting into a fistfight with an owl. Oh, wait, I'm sure that's on Youtube already . . .
 
2007-03-22 07:32:07 AM  
There aint nothing better to start the day than an owl thread.
 
2007-03-22 07:35:53 AM  
When cliches combine!

/needs more vodak pics
 
2007-03-22 07:42:58 AM  
How is this for a mindfark?

Google image search for "vodak"

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Hrm is that.. it looks like.. could it be...

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2007-03-22 08:23:46 AM  
austin_millbarge:
There aint nothing better to start the day than an owl thread.

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You daaaamn skippy!

~pS!~
 
2007-03-22 08:53:54 AM  
The Vodak thread was hilarious because it was totally a mistake at the time. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard as that night.

Don't remember where the thread was, but my name was "Darth Darth Binks" at the time.
 
2007-03-22 09:01:53 AM  
Owls Are Assholes
 
2007-03-22 09:02:39 AM  
no 'ur fuxxord' owl?

/yet?
 
2007-03-22 09:10:59 AM  
Just a note to GIVE BEES A CHANCE, way up there earlier in the thread - if you get the story tattooed on you stomach, make sure they ink it upside down, so you can read it. Just trying to help!
 
2007-03-22 09:18:01 AM  
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2007-03-22 09:22:01 AM  
jarbabyj
Owls Are Assholes

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2007-03-22 09:33:47 AM  
BrotherTheodore... cool.
 
2007-03-22 09:35:09 AM  
except maybe exotic birds.. Like owls.....


"we're going to Mexico"
"awsome. I ain't never been overseas before"


/I //embarrassed to watch. but i can't turn away
///this thread reminded me of it.
 
2007-03-22 10:05:28 AM  
 
2007-03-22 10:07:05 AM  
damn i forgot to take the link info out of the default picture address that PHOTOBUCKET generates

GOD DAMN YOU PHOTOBUCKET
 
2007-03-22 10:59:05 AM  
Anybody know of this guy has spoken out against Putin/the Russian gov't/military lately?
 
2007-03-22 12:52:37 PM  
link to vodak thread?
 
2007-03-22 01:56:27 PM  
xanadian: no 'ur fuxxord' owl?

My favorite!
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2007-03-22 03:39:15 PM  
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O Fark... how I love thee.
 
2007-03-22 04:17:11 PM  
how many more owl pics are there... rofl
 
2007-03-22 04:32:23 PM  
Virulency

how many more owl pics are there... rofl

Infinity +1

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2007-03-23 12:32:21 AM  
Link to Vodak Thread:

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2196584
 
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