You stay classy, Pizza Head Guy.

Ham and pineapple? That's not a farking pizza. Yummy my ass.

/and I live in California, pineapple/ham pizza is for stoner surfers.

http://www.bronxpizza.com/menu.htm

* We don't deliver.
* We don't offer ham, chicken, pineapple, jalapenos or Canadian Bacon as toppings.
* We keep our salads, as well as the ranch dressing, at the supermarket down the street.
* Please don't ask for buffalo wings.

Pizza the Hutt approves!

Looks tasty now.

How about when he's 80?

Is it just me or does that look like crap? :)

Wait a second, I ordered the Peperoni.

I'm all for tattoos that make people do a double take and say, "what the hell?!", but that is just retarded.

There is an extra charge for ear wax.

That doesn't look delicious at all.



/and I love pineapple pizzas!

After reading the article instead of just looking at the picture, I have something else to say.

FTFA: The 45-year-old had the tattoo to raise cash for a cystic fibrosis charity and to celebrate the opening of his new business - a takeaway pizza shop!

Hey pizza tattoo guy, here's a tip for the next time you think about doing something like this. Just put a jar next to the cash register with a sign that reads "cystic fibrosis charity donations" and hire a poor college student to stand out in front of your shop with a stupid mascot costume.

What's up with tattooing your favorite meal onto your head?

Is there a rational reason?

This does not make me want to order a pizza now.

He better grow his hair out. That tattoo looks more like a close up of a gutted hog.

IrieTom

Yes there was a reason:

FTA: The 45-year-old had the tattoo to raise cash for a cystic fibrosis charity

/You decide as to the rationality.

IrieTom:
What's up with tattooing your favorite meal onto your head?

Is there a rational reason?

A slice of pizza is better than Spaghetti Bolognese, I suppose.

*gets a raging hard-on*

akede: Is it just me or does that look like crap? :)

no, it isn't just you. That's a crappy tattoo. looks like a pile of bubble gum stuck to his head.

Aryman:

owe
new
keyboard

/Coke burns the sinuses

Awww. Am I the only one who was hoping he had pizza tatooed on his forehead?

/Disappointed

Worst tattoo artist... EVAR! Looks like the days dead rotting dog that guy farked in front of the day care, not pizza.

Gino's East or Giordano's FTW

I call shenanigans. That's clearly a slice of roasted garlic and sun dried tomatoes pizza.

He should have gotten a tattoo of cystic fibrosis instead.

That's ok, strange tattoo-ed man. Just put some Neosporin on it & maybe it'll turn into a tattoo that doesn't look like pus & vomit.

"The 45-year-old had the tattoo to raise cash for a cystic fibrosis charity and to celebrate the opening of his new business - a takeaway pizza shop!"

This reminds me of watching my older brother buy albums he wanted, as christmas gifts for our father.

Leashlaw:
That looks like an old abortion.
/what a tool.

LOL

Now that you mention it....

Haha what a douche.

polecat_bastard: www.harperchildrens.com

I read that book when I was a kid. It was one of my favorites. But I don't get the reference. I remember there was one story about a tattoo, but if I remember correctly it was a potato... and on the kid's knee. Hardly relevant to our discussion on Hawaiian style pizzas tattooed on the back of people's heads.

vossiewulf:

i would hate to see the toes those giant toenail trimmings came from.

/that small bit of vomit in my mouth tastes just like laughter

polecat_bastard: www.harperchildrens.com

! ! ! ! !

You made a reference to that story about the potato ankle tattoo! Good call!

I loved those books, aye...


James Brown: I remember there was one story about a tattoo, but if I remember correctly it was a potato... and on the kid's knee.

There was a story like that, aye... but it was an ankle tattoo, I think.

This guy did an equally shiatty job with the "english breakfast" tattoo mentioned in TFA. Unless he's going for some sort of unique personal style, he's just a bad tattoo artist.

I pick up drunk chicks by telling them the potato tattoo story. It's the perfect combination of funny and strange.

retard

I have a question for those with tattoos and/or tattoo artists. If you get tattooed in a place that has hair - like your scalp or pubic region - does the hair grow back? I mean could this guy just let his hair grow back if he wakes up one day and realizes that tattooing a pizza slice on his head was not the most intelligent thing he could have had tattooed? Does tattooing kill the hair follicle? Or do people with tattoos in hairy places need to keep the area shaved?

Just wondering.

my legs are tattoed up, hair grows just fine for me

lordargent,

your pizza place sucks

If you're going to get a tattoo I suggest you to avoid Blane Dickinson. I've seen better prison tattoos.

He'll be regretting his decision when someone tries to eat his head.

Thanks Compbio. The more you know...

polecat_bastard

I didn't think anyone would get the potato thing from just an image of the book, but, sure enough, before I finished the thread, there were comments on it. Good ol' Fark.

BTW, I actually know a guy who HAS a potato tattoo, based on the "Wayside School" stories.

/has a flaming toaster.
//for real.

I don't tend to complain about tags, but that really deserves a "Stupid" tag.
Mr. Cool Ice above is also a farking idiot.

I mean, I like Hawaiian pizza, but come on now.

I came here to say: WTF?
That's all.