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(Some Gal) Weeners "Up-kilt" galleries   ( divider line 92
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10739 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Aug 2002 at 6:39 AM (12 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-08-12 10:00:00 AM  
OW! My eyes!
2002-08-12 10:01:45 AM  
The straight weener is the albatross of the internet, hopefully enough farkettes enjoy this one guy.
There are the 'other men' galleries, I'd have to question some of them on having "the gay" nonetheless naked men are naked men and I am so tired of the lame celeb crap...

2002-08-12 10:46:07 AM  
Whoa, I saw a penis.
2002-08-12 10:51:51 AM  
hey Meshman, evar have a Kylie/Femme sandwich ?
2002-08-12 02:39:59 PM  
Q: what does it mean when a sheep in scotland has a runny nose?

A: It is full

2002-08-12 02:58:11 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2002-08-13 03:08:32 AM  
Thats just wrong.
2002-08-13 06:47:59 AM  
why does thommy look like kenny from south park?
2002-08-13 06:50:42 AM  
*giggles, wheezes, giggles, almost wets self*
2002-08-13 07:00:01 AM  
In case you missed it you kilt lovin lasses

If you like this I hope I never ever meet you
2002-08-13 07:02:39 AM  

Pastey, nekkid white guy who doesn't work out....


2002-08-13 07:08:13 AM  
Loch Ness Monster?

The guys from Puppetry of the penis do it so much better.

I would still like to point and laugh.
2002-08-13 07:15:34 AM  
I just...I mean...I don't know...why?
Loch Ness Monster is definately it, somehow I feel empathy for the poor bastard
2002-08-13 07:16:23 AM  

Um, no. Just no. And I tend to like pasty guys, but this is just sad.

I guess it's cool for him and his wife tho.

But that background image was bad.

2002-08-13 07:19:21 AM  
Reminds me of my favorite rugby song:

"Scotsmen are gay" to the tune of "Scotland the Brave"

"Who are the homosexuals,
scotsmen are homosexuals,
arse-battering homosexuals,
scotsmen are gay.

Buggering each other in the back of taxis,
their skirts allow for easy access,
who are the homosexuals,
scotsmen are gay."

Unfortunately that's all I remember. There are a fair few more verses- I remember one line going "they're all as gay as Gordon"
2002-08-13 07:21:10 AM  
AbbyNormal: nice bike! I'm farking jealous! O and Brooks is the master.
2002-08-13 07:21:33 AM  
Oh m' gosh. Thems actual nekkid weeners!!!!!! :^o

On another note....What's Derrick doing with that cat anyway...?
2002-08-13 07:22:18 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

He'd hit that!
2002-08-13 07:25:21 AM  

Random Galler that I looked at:

These people are weird!!!
2002-08-13 07:35:11 AM  
I don't know what to say, so I'll say this: I don't know what to say.
2002-08-13 07:59:40 AM  
Scary bastards...I just had ty make sure that I hadn't somehow wound up on that site...

2002-08-13 08:08:37 AM  
You know, I highly approve of the up-kilt genre. I've always sort of had an inexplicable "thing" for guys in kilts. But for some reason, this didn't do it for me. He just seemed so...icky.
2002-08-13 08:11:02 AM  
Don't worry, 3horn, there's always Photoshop...
2002-08-13 08:15:58 AM  
Remember, when you live in a cold wet climate, it's best to be a the ready for any excitement that might come along.
2002-08-13 08:26:13 AM  
Hahaha, if nothing else, those pictures made me laugh. Check out gallery 40, wtf! Oh, and it is nice how hairless he is.
2002-08-13 08:41:49 AM  
3horn: Before I clicked on the link I was thinking it might be you...then, I was disappointed. I think you look very sexy in your kilt ;)
2002-08-13 08:48:26 AM  
oooooooooooo ick...and what's up with the blond wig???
2002-08-13 08:51:57 AM  
Somehow I just don't like all the clean shavin'"down there." I like it ala natural from the belly button-down to the toes.
2002-08-13 08:56:28 AM  
Ach... I won't be slapping my Willie around.

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2002-08-13 09:02:29 AM  
Kilts & swords, excellent.. now how about getting a candidate bishounen dressed up in that $550 tuxedo kilt and posing.
2002-08-13 09:15:51 AM  
W is for weeners, that's good enough for me!
2002-08-13 09:20:08 AM  
The wig and women's lingere killed what is already a borderline gay looking genre anyway. Gimme Vin Diesel anyday. Down with Skirtboys!
2002-08-13 09:22:21 AM  

you sick motherfarker.
2002-08-13 09:35:28 AM  
Some of 3Horn's kilt pix:

My second kilt, I sewed it myself (never again).

Juggling a cannon ball

Kilt, biker jacket & bare nipple w/ ring

The perils of dancing in a kilt.

A kilted 3Horn avatar.

Up the kilt shot, very NSFW!

Yeah, what can I say, I'm an attention whore...

2002-08-13 09:36:12 AM  

you sick motherfarker.

Naaa, he's not sick. He just wanted to make absolutly certain our eyes and minds were permanently damaged from looking at weeners. (Not that the elephant ears hand't already done it for me)
2002-08-13 09:36:58 AM  
For the one that didn't work:

Kilt, biker jacket & bare nipple with ring.

2002-08-13 09:40:58 AM  
Whoa, I saw 3horn's penis.
2002-08-13 09:50:13 AM  


Nope, still there. It's a 3horn weener.
2002-08-13 09:50:20 AM  
Kylie It wasn't as if I didn't warn you...

2002-08-13 09:51:18 AM  
Holy Jumpin' Jeepers, 3horn! Put that thing away before somebody gets hurt!
2002-08-13 09:55:07 AM  
Blecccch! That site was not pretty at all.
2002-08-13 10:01:15 AM  
hey, it was on the site with the other weeners :)
2002-08-13 10:04:07 AM  
Hey, I wasn't complaining. It's very lovely.
2002-08-13 10:21:34 AM  
Y'know, I'm not sure my penis has ever been called "lovely" before...

I suppose that's a compliment, it has to be better than "inadequate". Not that I recall hearing that either.

2002-08-13 10:22:23 AM  
3horn: Your up-kilt pic is a lot better than the one linked...wooo hooo Thanks ;)
2002-08-13 10:30:00 AM  
The gloves/underwear are off now.

grivas waits impatiently for a Farkette retaliatory nekkid shot... Anyone?
2002-08-13 10:32:57 AM  
3horn, that is the biggest most perfect penis I have ever seen. Better?
2002-08-13 10:42:03 AM  
Let's hear it for kilted tree-climbing. The peek has to be somewhat accidental. The blatently exhibitionist posing is amusing, in a pathetic kind of way, but far from titilating.

So, this Scotman is on a long journey & he gets tired tramping thru the heather all day. He finds a comfortable spot at the foot of a tree for a nap. Awhile later, some female tourists spot him & say, "Oooh, look, a real Scotman in a kilt." "Do you think it's true what they say, you know, about what a Scotsman wears under his kilt?" With some hesitancy, the women chance a peek. When they've looked their fill, they feel obliged to leave some token in recompense. One woman takes the blue ribbon from her hair, ties it around the Scottish beef they've been admiring, & they proceed on their way. Sometime later the Scotsman wakes up. When he goes to take a leak, he sees the ribbon. "Ah donno where ya been, lad," he says, "But ya won first prize!"
2002-08-13 10:53:42 AM  
LOL Kylie , now you're just talking cloud talk...

FLA Chickie I didn't want to disappoint you...By the way, we missed you at the meetup last week/

Grivas We can only hope....

2002-08-13 11:07:49 AM  
Rowena Here's the song with an extra couple verses tacked onto it (although i did cut the chorus to save space):

Oh, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair,
And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share,
He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet,
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

About that time, two young and lovely girls just happened by,
And one said to the other with a twinkle in her eye,
"See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built?
"I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt."

So they crept up on that sleeping Scotsman, quiet as could be,
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see,
And what was there for them to view beneath that Scottish skirt?
Why, nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth!

They marveled for a moment, then one said, "We must be gone --
"Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along."
As a gift, they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star the Scotsman's kilt did lift and show.

The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the trees,
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees,
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes,
"Ach, lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize!"

His fingers still with drink were numb, his head still spinning 'round;
He could not loose the knot, and so he left it as 'twas found,
And when his wife did spy on that fair stem what flower grows,
It piqued her curiosity, as ye might well suppose.

And when she asked her husband where he'd been and what he'd done,
He said there'd been a contest at the pub, and he had won.
Said she "How could you show that thing in front of all those men?"
He said, "I didnae show it all, my lassie... just enough to win!"

Although I found this version to be pretty damned funny

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