FARK.com: (2685801) Adam Sandler to sub for sick David Letterman tonight. Everyone in the studio audience will become dumber for having listened to him. He will be awarded no points, and may God have mercy on his soul

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(TMZ.com)		Adam Sandler to sub for sick David Letterman tonight. Everyone in the studio audience will become dumber for having listened to him. He will be awarded no points, and may God have mercy on his soul (wwww.tmz.com)		37
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Sharch		2007-03-20 10:03:23 PM

Hmmmm...I like his older movies. Might be worth it to watch.

Cewley		2007-03-20 10:07:38 PM

no talent.

Isotope		2007-03-20 10:11:04 PM

Sounds like buisness as usual on the Letterman show. He must be getting old or something.

Norad		2007-03-20 10:12:08 PM

Adam Sandler.

Is this 1995?

CerealCode		2007-03-20 10:28:39 PM

Isotope: He must be getting old or something.

Or having more cardiac surgery...

Abudiwa		2007-03-20 11:30:46 PM

this isn't greenlit yet?

it's on in 5 minutes...

EdMon		2007-03-20 11:32:07 PM

Billy Madison was genius. I dont watch Letterman ever but Ill watch Adam in his place.

Or at least youtube it..

Warzy		2007-03-20 11:52:29 PM

That was an excruciating 3 minutes. Not worth staying up for. Going to bed.

Recoil Therapy		2007-03-21 12:16:18 AM

What's up with the snoring dog?

/got four of them around here
//don't need to turn on the tv to see that

Recoil Therapy		2007-03-21 12:17:40 AM

Ms Patrick otoh, don't have one of those...

wangsolo		2007-03-21 12:25:22 AM

missed it, is it on youtube yet?

JohnnyDanger		2007-03-21 12:49:05 AM

He did a pretty good job for short notice. The dog on the couch was a nice touch.

whatisitgoodfor		2007-03-21 12:52:12 AM

I think subby means YWHW, since Sandler is Jewish.

Iplaybass		2007-03-21 01:25:55 AM

Hey, it could be worse... Letterman could be well enough to host it himself.

/Letterman's not funny
//neither is Paul Schaeffer
///slashies

Purelilac		2007-03-21 01:42:48 AM

Wow. Subby hates Sandler more than I do. Beat me, but I did like 50 First Dates and Punch Drunk Love. Click made me cry and I hate him for it.

FakePlasticTrees		2007-03-21 01:52:32 AM

I think subby means YWHW, since Sandler is Jewish.

i believe you mean YHWH.

dweir		2007-03-21 02:33:10 AM

Did they throw Alan Kalter off the roof of the Ed Sullivan theater?

ActualFarkal		2007-03-21 03:11:21 AM

Give the man some more serious roles like in Punch Drunk Love. He has skill, but no one gives him a chance.

Brettster808		2007-03-21 03:15:18 AM

Just read a rumor about Calvert DeForest (Larry "Bud" Melman) passing away Monday. If true, I wonder if it had anything to do with Dave not going on last night.

VH-5150		2007-03-21 03:22:51 AM

Sandler was ok. He really struggled with the interviews though

Onkel Buck		2007-03-21 08:19:05 AM

Here's a nice piece of shiat.

meshman		2007-03-21 08:31:02 AM

Sandler, Seinfeld, 'Raymond'... All dry boring non-comedians. Their supporting actors are far funnier.

ATostig		2007-03-21 09:54:59 AM

When Vince Vaughn filled in for Dave a few years ago, he absolutely KILLED. He needs to quit acting and host full-time.

psychoace		2007-03-21 09:58:18 AM

Subby quoted Billy Madison so I am sure he doesn't hate Adam. Also Punch-Drunk Love and 50 first dates were awesome

carmody		2007-03-21 10:41:37 AM

Adam Sandler seems like a nice guy and all, but his comedy films are lame. Opera Man might have been his peak.

hoodiowithtudio		2007-03-21 10:52:53 AM

I wonder why Jon Stewart was not asked to sub.

Tom_Slick		2007-03-21 11:00:51 AM

hoodiowithtudio: I wonder why Jon Stewart was not asked to sub.

I believe the Daily Show is taped at the same time of day as Letterman.

psychoace		2007-03-21 11:54:25 AM

No Daily Show is taped earlier probably around 3-4pm. It's just that show to make it on a daily basis it consumes your life when your working on it. I am sure after they are done taping Jon is back with the other writers working on the next day show.

Mini Ditka		2007-03-21 12:06:23 PM

That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ass. I know from experience, dude.

westpointer		2007-03-21 12:30:19 PM

Great headline, submitter!

Quit looking at me, swan.

Senordos13		2007-03-21 12:35:26 PM

Mini Ditka:
no you don't.

StopArrestingMe		2007-03-21 01:23:49 PM

Well not Mini Ditka, but a guy he knows. Him and her - GOT- IT-ON!

ridonkulous		2007-03-21 08:02:54 PM

"Everybody my age pees their pants--it's the kewlest!"
"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."
"That's the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life--LET'S GO!"

madden101		2007-03-21 08:38:54 PM

if not for the mute button, watching him fumble for words while "talking to" danica would've been unbearable

/the anna kournikova of open wheel?

sparkeyjames		2007-03-22 12:06:27 AM

Only one thing could be worse. Pauly Shore.

/I rest my case.

MadSkillz		2007-03-22 02:34:21 AM

Mini Ditka:
"No you don't".

/Someone gave me a VHS copy of Billy Madison. It sat on my shelf for 5 years before I finally watched it.
//Not a very good movie.

Mini Ditka		2007-03-22 12:14:47 PM

Oh come on MadSkillz, it wasn't a great movie. But it was as classic as Happy Gilmore, which wasn't great either. Just good, stupid, mindless, get drunk to on a Sunday afternoon, short attention span flick.

/Sandler can suck my nuts for Spanglish though
//soooo niiice, want to touch the heiny

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