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(Some Guy)   Ah, Sweden, where dog raping is criminal only if the dog does not consent   ( ) divider line
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16154 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Mar 2007 at 12:11 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-03-20 11:18:43 AM  
I always slip my dog some roofies just to be sure.
2007-03-20 11:19:52 AM  
Your dog doesn't want a bone.
/nick nack
2007-03-20 11:21:28 AM  
ya but what's the age of consent in sweden?
2007-03-20 11:23:19 AM  
FTA: Hearing the commotion, he claims he opened the bathroom door to find his friend having sex with the dog. The friend continued the attack as the dog owner looked on.

2007-03-20 11:29:43 AM  
It's just a little inter-species erotica...
2007-03-20 11:34:55 AM  
The little tart was begging for it.

/Sit, stay, good girl
2007-03-20 11:36:21 AM  
Your dog wants a reach-around.
2007-03-20 11:37:00 AM  
Your dog likes it ruff.
2007-03-20 11:52:39 AM  
"Innocent"? I don't think so.

She knows exactly what she's doing.
2007-03-20 12:02:38 PM  
You'd have to be hung like a dauchshund to fark a dog, wouldn't you?
2007-03-20 12:13:45 PM  

/Kelly can be a girls name
//A2M anyone?
2007-03-20 12:13:45 PM
2007-03-20 12:14:07 PM  
b3x: ya but what's the age of consent in sweden?

What's the conversion from dog years to human years again?
2007-03-20 12:14:20 PM  
That was...graphic. Thanks Sweden. Yikes.
2007-03-20 12:14:20 PM  
The owner didn't intervene? I would have cut his dick off with a meat cleaver.
2007-03-20 12:14:26 PM  
This thread is useless withou

/I can't do it.
2007-03-20 12:14:51 PM  
But what about if it's in front of a daycare?
2007-03-20 12:15:07 PM  
This thread is worthless without pics of said dog
2007-03-20 12:15:20 PM  
I had to RTFA to make sure the headline was serious.... yep, not against the law. Europeans are so advanced.
2007-03-20 12:15:36 PM  
Umm, I'm pretty sure that there's the property issue here too. Even if it's legal to fsck your dog, it sure as hell isn't legal to fsck _MY_ dog.
2007-03-20 12:15:53 PM  
Trivia Jockey

7 to 1, but you might want to limit yourself to 3 year olds to be safe.
2007-03-20 12:16:37 PM  
Leonard Washington

Good advice, thanks.
2007-03-20 12:17:27 PM  
It's her fault for dressin' so sexy.
2007-03-20 12:17:41 PM  
Your dog wants a lawyer?
ya but what's the age of consent in sweden?

Thats the funniest thing I have read all day.
2007-03-20 12:17:47 PM
2007-03-20 12:18:02 PM  
But it's your dog.
2007-03-20 12:18:41 PM  
"Swedish law does not expressly ban sex with animals, but the police are considering charges of animal cruelty."

Just another example of Judicial Activism, you would think the Swedish government would have better things to go after then another Romeo & Juliet, a pair of star crossed lovers.
2007-03-20 12:18:51 PM  
what if it's dead? is that okay?
2007-03-20 12:18:54 PM  
This entire thread is going down in a beautiful fireball of flames, I love it.
2007-03-20 12:19:20 PM  
Biatch was askin' for it.

Now, what if the dog were dead and you farked in it front of a daycare? Mmmm....exhibitionecrobestiality.
2007-03-20 12:19:39 PM  

2007-03-20 12:19:52 PM  
There's nothin' that I wouldn't do for you
Cuz I'm pottie trained like a great dane
Have a nice day
Incubus in disguise, lord of the flies
A pile of shiat dressed up to appetize
The main course - degradation a la mode
You accept the invitation
I know how to treat a lady

I'm a fountain of love, like Christ
So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls
Eagerly you suck it down like a pig in a toilet
In a vacuum in a tornado in a black hole

Turbulent ... Whirlpool

Like yin and yen, the doggie is my best friend
I think I need a foxy terrier
With a capital T, that rhymes with D
That stands for derriere
To bark for me and keep me company

You look so nice
With your nose in the dirt
You're my puppy
Bend over and lick yourself

And when you sleep I'm sitting on your chest
Say it's a dog's life so you do what you gotta doo doo
Doggie biatch, let me drill my own hole
I don't need a seed to grow my dickweed
I'm the one you want, the one you get
shiat sucking butt farking nerd

I'm a sadist, I'm a geek, I'm a coprophagist
I shiat, you eat my poop, you shiat, I eat your poop
I shiat - an infinite push-pull
Hedonism trading fours
You scratch my back I'll scratch yours

Incubus ... Suck your butts

Like Dick and Jane, the K-9 method is farking insane
It's love, it's dog eat dog eat dog
With a capital D, that rhymes with tree
That stands for pee pee
Your knight in shining armor
Ain't no nice guy at all

I am the devil who's under the skin
I hide in the smile and aim for the quim
God is my tactic and nature's my game
Forget all your opinions baby
Because I will always win ... Lesbian

2007-03-20 12:20:14 PM  
Why should it be illegal? It's not illegal to kill a dog, or cut its nuts off, or force it to do stupid tricks for our amusement. That's way worse than having sex with it.
2007-03-20 12:20:19 PM  
"He allegedly gave no warning of what he was about to do."

"HEY!! I'm going to rape your dog!"
2007-03-20 12:21:22 PM  
FTA: The alleged incident happened in Norrköping last Thursday. The man is said to have suddenly taken his friend's dog, a mongrel biatch, into his bathroom and sexually attacked it, local paper Folkbladet reports. He allegedly gave no warning of what he was about to do.

Being a mongrel biatch, she probably asked for it.
2007-03-20 12:21:53 PM  
You know you're hanging out with the wrong crowd when...

I'm glad I don't have friends like that.
2007-03-20 12:21:53 PM  
It's only illegal if...
you use recalled peanut butter!
2007-03-20 12:22:07 PM  
from TFA

The man is said to have suddenly taken his friend's dog, a mongrel biatch, into his bathroom and sexually attacked it, local paper Folkbladet reports. He allegedly gave no warning of what he was about to do.

"Excuse me Gunter I am going to go rape your dog now"

well at least he gave me a warning

2007-03-20 12:23:25 PM  
That story is missing alot of info. Was it a girly dog? Was it a boy dog? Cause if it was a boy dog, well, that is just sick! Damn homos.
2007-03-20 12:23:28 PM  
The man is said to have suddenly taken his friend's dog, a mongrel biatch, into his bathroom and sexually attacked it

Come on, she just got raped. Theres no need to be MEAN about it...
2007-03-20 12:23:33 PM  
a mongrel biatch

was that before or after said inncident?
2007-03-20 12:23:42 PM  

The way I read that line was he gave the dog no warning....or foreplay apparently.
2007-03-20 12:23:50 PM  
mongrel biatch
2007-03-20 12:24:02 PM  
Hey whatever two consenting mammals do in the privacy of their bedroom and or alleyway is none of my business.

Not really...I don't want to know.

/Checking for chastity belt for my Dobie.
//Neighbor has that "Screwed the Pooch" look in his eye...again
2007-03-20 12:24:17 PM  
It all started when they were sharing a bowl of spagetti...
2007-03-20 12:25:08 PM
2007-03-20 12:25:09 PM  
Give me
Your dirty love
Like you might surrender
To some dragon in your dreams

Give me
Your dirty love
Like a pink donation
To the dragon in your dreams

I dont need your sweet devotion
I dont want your cheap emotion
Just whip me up some dragon lotion
For your dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Like some tacky little pamphlet
In your daddys bottom drawer

Give me
Your dirty love
I dont believe you have ever seen
That book before

I dont need no consolation
I dont want your reservation
I only got one destination
An thats your dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Just like your mama
Make her fuzzy poodle do

Give me
Your dirty love
The way your mama
Make that nasty poodle chew

Ill ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
Ill just put you in a coma
With some dirty love

The poodle bites!
(come on, frenchie)
The poodle chews it!
(snap it!)
The poodle bites!
(come on, frenchie)
The poodle chews it!
(snap it!)
2007-03-20 12:25:12 PM  
Less dog rape, more Princess Madeleine (The Party Princess!).
2007-03-20 12:25:18 PM  
I'm really getting a kick out of these replies....
2007-03-20 12:25:24 PM  
Oh, a mongrel biatch? Well, that's okay then. No homo action! Thank god!
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