Then why can't I run fast?

not sex wit me. they be immobile fo weeks y0e

*senses the beginnings of a new "workout"*

Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode.

They forgot to mention the fact that it's lesbian sex......

i am now offering my serivces as a track coach. 50$ a hour.

So we send our women's team to visit the competition's men's team before the track meet?

So the girls on the track team at my old high school weren't just tramps, they were in training?

Ptht- they were talking about nonfat people

Sex makes me tired.

They didn't say what position? I am sure the Dirty Sanchez would probably be the best. Either that or the Philly Chilli Dog.

Snakes make women athletes run faster

fire makes em run faster too.

Is the Dirty Sanchez thing for real? I mean can you actually do that?

Hmmmmmmmmm, sex on a treadmill.......idea!

yes you can make a poop mustache..it seems possible

i got dibs on helping out kournikova's game

So how come in porno's I have never seen shiat on the guys dick after doing anal?

So if they swallow is it considered doping?

So how come in porno's I have never seen shiat on the guys dick after doing anal?

Probably because they do an enema before filming. Either that or you have been watching the wrong kind of movies ;)

Also, running makes girls piss more. Drinking all the water, and going out and running a race. Some cant hold it in...Like a farking fountain.

Great if you are into the whole watersports fetish, just weird if you arent.

Sign me up to be a personal trainer.

I'd be more concerned about a Dutch Oven than a Dirty Sanchez.

Sounds accurate. The thought of sex with me is enough to make women start running, too.

So that's why I can't catch the girls when they run away from me after sex.

Charleston Steamer?

The headline is wrong; it should be "girl athletes"

should be Obvious


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Wow, I must really be a loser. I click on a story about female athletes and sex, and the first thing I notice is that the headline is grammatically incorrect and has an extraneous question mark.

"Does Sex Makes Women Sprinters Faster??"

Sheesh. C'mon, Yahoo. Nelly is in charge of ruining grammar and spelling among our youths; he doesn't need your help.

I like how the last line is: "The European athletics championships are currently taking place in Munich."

Like there making this article relevant cuz female sprinters are getting it on in Munich for training.

Will cum now be illegal performance enhancer?

A Dutch oven?

I'm on my way to Munich (with several copies of this article).

well duh......there all lubed up doncha know

I have been thinking about opening an adult video store. Its a nice clean business, lots of profit, safe and secure, and it doesn't even have to be in an expensive area. wonder how much it would cost to open one up.

Maybe Anna Kournikova would win more if she got violated before match time?

i'll be your business parder, soccermom, i always wanted to, too.

back to farkticle, no wonder i feel like i could run a marathon after sex, on some nights. meanwhile, the male cuddles for a half second, and starts snoozing a second later. /sheesh

If its sex with me theyre running away

anyone who follows Ernest's life is a bit peculiar

My kickboxing trainer won't allow us to have sex or masturbate two days before a tournament...He says it makes us weak in the legs...

i got dibs on sticking kournikova up my ass

This makes sense, after me and Anna K. got together, she started winning alot more games than she was before...

Ewwwwwwww, SG

more than I needed to know.

Gross.

GCD- then your trainer is retarded and never farks

Tarvuz, I'm not so sure on that. He's not like your average guy who claims to know kickboxing. He's the real deal. He's from the Philippines and he's been training since he was a kid (and he's in his 50's now)...

I *think* he would know what he's talking about.

Note the article says that sex can shatter the athlete's concentration.

In other words, these women would most benefit from a quick, unmemorable shag.

(I'm waiting for the call...)