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2007-03-19 09:53:04 PM
Doesn't he know they already make cheese filled hotdogs? Doesn't he?
 
2007-03-19 09:58:32 PM
Defibrillator sold separately.
 
2007-03-19 10:00:56 PM
There is no way to be sure that the cheese inside is the right kind
 
2007-03-19 10:33:49 PM
I think seeing the people eating it CLOSE UP was gross enough.
 
2007-03-19 10:34:27 PM
The American version of Spotted Dick.
 
2007-03-19 10:53:26 PM
I could have sworn there was a diner somewhere that already made these.
 
2007-03-19 11:17:06 PM
Very healthy, y'know, Atkins Diet...
 
2007-03-20 12:18:03 AM
WMD FOUND

Hey, elchip, I hate the Fatkins Diet as much as anyone, but the old doc did say that fat and salt need to be moderated, that bacon is not an everyday food, and recommended carbs of quality. All of these things are elements of his diet advice that his minons somehow ignore or get completely wrong.

All that said, please bury this "food" and get me some poutine.
 
2007-03-20 02:23:25 AM
He didn't dip the final product in some powdered sugar, therefore product is voided of any wrongful deaths.
 
2007-03-20 02:24:46 AM
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GUH-RAVY!

AND CRANBERRY SAUCE!

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2007-03-20 02:25:46 AM
oh that sounds disgusting...
 
2007-03-20 02:26:04 AM
All I saw was "I am such a bad Jew." and can't get the gun grabbin' girls of the IDF outta my head, again.
 
2007-03-20 02:28:19 AM
"I am the world's worst Jew."

As another bad Jew, that is seriously funny.
 
2007-03-20 02:28:49 AM
FredaDeStilleto: The American version of Spotted Dick.

Spotted Dick is a pudding, isn't it?
 
2007-03-20 02:29:30 AM
FTFA:
...feeling the hot dog get plumper as it filled with toothpaste-like generic "cheese."

Fap fap fap fap!
 
2007-03-20 02:29:42 AM
I like all those products and that still looks disgusting.
 
2007-03-20 02:29:51 AM
FTA: This is what a trans-fat looks like.

Try again, that stuff is partially hydrogenated, this stuff just good old-fashion artery goo/glue.
 
2007-03-20 02:34:42 AM
I dunno... Kind of a let down. I envisioned something glorious and I'm on a bit of health kick right now. I bet if you stuffed those suckers with some real cheese and deep friend them in an actual deep fryer, they might not be that bad... I mean taste-wise. They'd probably be bad in the whole "spending 8 hours the next day on the toilet wishing you were dead" way.
 
2007-03-20 02:35:05 AM
Kerubim: I could have sworn there was a diner somewhere that already made these.

Indeed there is.


The Francheezie
 
2007-03-20 02:36:31 AM
I would actually try this if he used a better brand of cheese-in-a-can. Try it. Not finish it.
 
2007-03-20 02:37:22 AM
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2007-03-20 02:37:53 AM
These people need to get out of the house and start exploring weird food that isn't just throwing a bunch of crap together.
 
2007-03-20 02:40:50 AM
Like those new "baked cheetos"
 
2007-03-20 02:41:46 AM
First thing i througt too MePod. Probably less disgusting to use.
 
2007-03-20 02:41:47 AM
"If the paper turns clear, it is your window gain!"
 
2007-03-20 02:41:49 AM
They should sell those with some kind of barf bucket with a feeder tube attached to it so after you puke it up you can either taste it again or sell it.
 
2007-03-20 02:42:19 AM
I want a way to wrap bacon around ranch dressing and deep fry it.
 
2007-03-20 02:42:39 AM
ya, THAT made sense.... I meant:

"If the paper turns clear, it is your window to weight gain!"
 
2007-03-20 02:47:35 AM
My GOD. Must. have.

/marches into the kitchen on a mission from Bacon God.
 
2007-03-20 02:48:40 AM
'Butter your bacon...now bacon your sausage!'
 
2007-03-20 02:51:29 AM
quick, somebody post the snl video of the guys at the taco place wrapped in a pancake/pizza/everything!!!
 
2007-03-20 02:52:50 AM
You're a Mean Drunk R2D2

I want a way to wrap bacon around ranch dressing and deep fry it.

If you add french fries, you can coat the bacon on one side with the ranch, wrap the fries, and use toothpicks to skewer them. You could make it like a little raft by skewering a bunch of fries on one set of three toothpicks. Then after you fry it you can pull out the toothpicks and coat it with some shredded three cheese blend (Cabot Seriously Sharp cheddar, Cabot Monterey Jack with diced peppers and Muenster)mmmmmmmm
I'll be right back
 
2007-03-20 03:01:09 AM
Bacon-wrapped hotdogs are absolutely amazing. Try one.
 
2007-03-20 03:04:23 AM
For me, these were always TRUE pigs-in-blankets. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
2007-03-20 03:05:17 AM
i10.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2007-03-20 03:11:04 AM
I do believe we've discovered the food equivalent of frottage.
 
2007-03-20 03:11:43 AM
Try some thai spring rolls with mint, lettuce, and cucumbers if you're looking for a brand new taste.
 
2007-03-20 03:12:34 AM
inbred.us

Behold... the Hamdog.
 
2007-03-20 03:16:58 AM
The grossest part was feeling the hot dog get plumper as it filled with toothpaste-like generic "cheese."

Eh. Now he knows what it's like to visit a gay bathhouse.
 
2007-03-20 03:17:59 AM
They obviously don't plump like Ballpark Franks!
 
2007-03-20 03:18:24 AM
I don't know whether to order one or throw up.

Although if I did the first, there's a good chance that all of the grease would make me do the second.
 
2007-03-20 03:20:01 AM
FTA: "It's like a hot dog flavored donut!" exclaimed Kelly O, who seemed disturbingly wistful while she devoured the log of meat and cheese before referring to it as "Michigan caviar."

Mmmmmmhhhhh, hot dog flavored doughnuts... People at Krispy Kreme should listen to such tasty advice!

xtex: Behold... the Hamdog.
That looks like it's been previously eaten and freshly retched on a bun :(
 
2007-03-20 03:27:25 AM
Sam Malone, Cat Barf, ect.:

how is anyone getting food borne illness from a fried product where every ingredient is full of preservatives?

That dude didn't do it right at all. Real cheese, real slab bacon, decent breading and proper frying technique all missing. Amateur.

/Deep fried cheesecake-mmmmmm
 
2007-03-20 03:51:46 AM
Flowergirrrl

Listeria is actually quite common in commercial (pre-cooked & preserved!) hotdogs and can be found in all kinds of raw meat, though full-cooking kills it.

Some bacteria, like Staph, creat toxins that cooking doesn't destroy.

Even better are the Clostridia, C. botulinum (botulism & botox) and C. perfringens which have spore forms that survive cooking and start to multiply when the temperature drops down below ~ 50 C.

/biochemist parents made me paranoid.
 
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2007-03-20 03:53:49 AM
If you ever happen to be in Austria, just order "Berner Wuerstel"

Berner Wuerstel are Frankfurter sausages (or Wieners) stuffed with cheese and wrapped with thin slices of bacon, then grilled until the bacon is crunchy and the cheese melts

Delicious!

www.otto-wagner-pavillon.at
 
2007-03-20 03:54:40 AM
caffeinated bacon? baconated coffee?
 
2007-03-20 03:55:49 AM
Flowergirrrl
To clarify, I was referring only to richness.

/chugging a quart of tenderly melted butter right now
 
2007-03-20 03:57:22 AM
Mr_Smartypants
soulcrusher
 
2007-03-20 04:19:19 AM
Honestly, thanks for the info. My pet bacteria is E-Coli and I didn't know all of that other stuff. I should be throwing out things much sooner than I do.

/Had scampi last week
 
2007-03-20 04:19:57 AM
This means none of you can ever question the existence of God again. He is out there, and He wants us to eat baconated cheese wieners.
 
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