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(the Wired Press)   Microsoft cuts Jobs, Apple CEO in critical condition   (thewiredpress.com ) divider line
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976 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jul 2001 at 4:03 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2001-07-07 05:12:12 AM  
wtf, stop wasting my time with useless links!
I am a very important man, and very important person that neeeds all the time in the world!!!


*clicks on back button to return to fark*
 
2001-07-07 05:48:29 AM  
uh... okay...
 
2001-07-07 06:31:13 AM  
That was funny because Steve's last name is Jobs, which is spelled and pronounced the same as the plural form of "job."
 
2001-07-07 09:38:45 AM  
oh...i get it..hah!
 
2001-07-07 01:28:31 PM  
Oh, Now I know why this was tagged satire. At first it all sounded pretty reasonable, until...I realized that this allegedly took place in San Jose. Well everyone knows that Apple is in Cupertino. Then the mention of UC Davis Medical Center. Well that's a good 110 miles to the Northeast of Apple headquarters. He would have been taken to the trauma center at Valley Med over on Bascom in San Jose. Hence, obviously a fake article.
 
2001-07-07 02:16:41 PM  
The play on words was somewhat humorous, but they really didn't need to write a farking article about it. Damn. Whoever made that needs to cut his head off with a fork, the retard.
 
2001-07-07 03:54:19 PM  
anything with ninjas in it is worthwile. except american movies intended for audiences below the age of 16.
 
2001-07-07 06:58:25 PM  
Unlike Enkidu3k I thought this was pretty damn funny.
 
2001-07-07 08:21:32 PM  
"Whoever made that needs to cut his head off with a fork, the retard. Jeez!
 
2001-07-08 02:15:55 AM  
What about the book of Job in the Bible?! That has the same name as Steve Jobs. Quick - someone email the Wired Press!

Weak.
 
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