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(Inside Bay Area)   How to take pictures of naked coeds for free: 1) buy camera, 2) find some trees that will be cut down, 3) tell coeds that you're doing an artistic piece on the the connection between people and trees to protest development   ( divider line
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2007-03-18 10:57:46 AM  
Well, I ain't parking my car under those trees, no sir.
2007-03-18 11:04:58 AM  

Thre words:
Too. Many. Dudes.

I know those words, but they don't make any sense...

/naturist, so understands the concept of non-sexual nudity anyhow
//also: coed = male or female. That's what makes it 'coed'
2007-03-18 11:06:15 AM  
I always just said it was for Figure Drawing.
2007-03-18 11:12:53 AM  
I don't understand - why don't they just move the trees, then, if the students are protesting?

Hell, they could probably sell the trees and have more money for the facility. Everyone wins!
2007-03-18 11:16:07 AM  
co-ed is blatantly sexist term
2007-03-18 11:19:10 AM  
"Forever Grandmother"
click to enlarge image, thanks.
2007-03-18 11:25:29 AM  
I have a dirty old uncle who takes artfull pictures of naked chicks. It's amazing, really, the number of women that ask him to photograph them nude. He gets lots of hot pregnant chicks who want a nude before/after shot including nicely swollen foobies and all. Black and white is the most popular, but he'll do IR photogs and even has a secret tree area like the on in the article.

One secret backdrop he uses is an old root fence. That's where a farmer in the 19th century dug up trees in a field and left the stumps with roots exposed along a long line making a fence to keep animals penned in. The roots are all bleached and look like a million nude arms and legs.

Very beautiful pictures, all of them.
2007-03-18 11:36:37 AM  
Yea for Image Zoom.
2007-03-18 12:00:45 PM  
And where are all the scantily clad co-ed pics that should be posted in this thread? Hmmmmmm?
2007-03-18 12:09:59 PM  
co-ed is blatantly sexist term'

fancying oneself a jimmy hat burglar is a blatantly stupid term. lay off my lexicon and I'll lay off yours. Count me among those who are sick of being told how to think.
2007-03-18 12:14:50 PM  
and before you go after my name, it's a commentary on a time in America when an ad campaign could be based on the idea women would actually pay for the opportunity (you're soaking in it) to use a product designed for housework. It was a time when we embraced our sexism as logical and natural :) if my wife sees this !/
2007-03-18 12:14:58 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

close...too much clothing though...
2007-03-18 12:15:24 PM  
I'd Paul Bunyan it.
2007-03-18 12:19:50 PM  
I would tonguesaw her from naval to aft. Arrrrr!

Lumberjack Pirate
2007-03-18 12:31:15 PM  

Yes, they were. Students of both sexes, i.e., co-eds.

/What did you think they meant?
2007-03-18 12:48:35 PM  
FTFA "...A fourth group vying to save Tightwad Hill, a grassy area behind Memorial Stadium...."

Tightwad Hill?


Who pissed who off to get that name?
2007-03-18 12:54:55 PM  
The 'art' scam to get'em naked has worked for eons.

Where do you think that "Wanna see my etchings" thing comes from?
2007-03-18 01:01:12 PM  
Connection between humans and trees, huh?

It had the opposite effect on me.
I just thought, "What a weird, out-of-place-looking animal humanity is."
2007-03-18 01:19:19 PM  
man, I gotta plantz me some treez
2007-03-18 01:20:33 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
Jack Gescheidt obviously has LOW standards if he lets fat hoes like this partake...say it with me...DAAAAMMMMNNN!
2007-03-18 01:28:20 PM  
"the the connection" eh?
2007-03-18 01:35:59 PM  
I cam here for a single comment, and so far no one has used it.
*Ahem* "Got Wood?"

/You guys are slipping.
2007-03-18 01:53:13 PM  
VERY good photography.
2007-03-18 01:57:23 PM  
Kiddie porn on a hippie protest web site!!! Think of the children!!!!

[image from too old to be available]
2007-03-18 02:16:32 PM  
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2007-03-18 02:22:18 PM  

can't we just burn down california already?
2007-03-18 02:33:03 PM  
I thought most of the were beautiful. Those hubcap sized areolas were disturbing, though.

\wait for me to leave before you burn California, please
2007-03-18 02:33:11 PM  

...if you want starve to death and go back to a late 1920's economy go right ahead!
2007-03-18 02:43:40 PM  
I fail to see how naked people highlight man's co-existence with nature.

/Thinks artists are always looking for an excuse to swing their bits around in your face.
2007-03-18 03:24:10 PM  
thread useless WITH pictures?
2007-03-18 04:12:36 PM  
Has anyone considered the impact of this on the native beaver population?
2007-03-18 04:13:36 PM  
How to take pictures of coeds naked:

1) Get camera.
2) Ask coeds to take off clothes so you can take pictures of them naked.
3) Lather, rinse, repeat.

It really is that easy.
2007-03-18 04:57:31 PM  
2007-03-18 01:20:33 PM caine314
Jack Gescheidt obviously has LOW standards if he lets fat hoes like this partake...say it with me...DAAAAMMMMNNN!


Looks like someone doesn't know the difference between pregnant and fat.
2007-03-18 05:18:47 PM  
havneq: Looks like someone doesn't know the difference between pregnant and fat.

There probably is no difference in his mind.
2007-03-18 05:23:48 PM  
Art or dendrophilia?
2007-03-18 05:57:40 PM  
Christ! I already had to cut down a tree tainted by that hippy 'butterfly' chick.
(sigh) I can see it will be a busy year.
2007-03-18 06:16:35 PM  

[image from too old to be available]
2007-03-18 07:17:46 PM  
Looks like someone doesn't know the difference between pregnant and fat.

Both conditions look equally awful, so he's right anyway.
2007-03-19 09:59:50 AM  
I'm waiting for the link to doodler's uncle's site.
2007-03-19 04:49:31 PM  
Police and university officials also have threatened to erect a fence at the site.

Nice...Kristin Bender, STAFF WRITER, got the word "erect" into an article about naked people. Freudian slip?

/Sure it's sophomoric humor
//still laughing
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