FABULOUS!

not amused

As much as our florist charged for our wedding, the guy probably got a bit of cash

Don't you see the connection?? Purple Car goes with Florist. It matches up so nicely.

Fabulous!!!

No large piles of money in safes?
No piles of cash in easy-to-carry bags?

Just a pair of knickers dozen roses then please.

Robbing a flower shop could be a good idea ... towards the end of Valentine's Day.

i'm sure subby knows which one of the four has the least security.

/right?

that girl has a polterwang!
phantom weewee!
pants tent!

Heres another one of the victims after calling 411...

every time someone says "purple cavalier" I instantly think a fat chick must be driving it.

/ going straight to hell, but for other reasons
// fatties don't have souls like you and I

Unavailable for comment...

suzette
loled at polterwang

airforcevet
that's jailbait

Was it Louie the Lilac?

/DRTFA
//obscure?

The man needed money to buy flowers for his wife. C'mon, he's a romantic.

IcedPee

every time someone says "purple cavalier" I instantly think a fat chick must be driving it.

Funny...for me it's Ford Festivas or Suzuki Fireflys.

//Fat chicks dig tiny cars...

To be fair, of the four, the flower shop's gonna be the one with the least amount of security.

The low-hanging apple may not taste as sweet, but it's a helluva lot easier to snag.

Bonehead

//Fat chicks dig tiny cars...


Too true. They also really seem to like me. I guess I look like the reasonably attractive, yet attainable guy (READ: slutty enough not to care).

/ I usually end up telling them I'm gay
// unless I'm drunk.. you're allowed one a year

Which one of these places is least likely to have bored guys with guns standing around?

Well, this is Sioux Falls, guys. Even criminals' standards are lower.

I would've prefered a purple car with a hemi

Some crooks tried to break into a safe at a liquor store around here on New Year's Eve -- almost made it through the safe but not quite. They had something like $40k in the safe IIRC.

I bet you could make off with quite a bit if you robbed a florist at closing time on Valentine's day...

Was it a manly flower, like a snapdragon?

A little about Sioux Falls culture that expands on the submitters robbery choices. There are a plethora of tiny video lottery bars that are loosely called "casinos". They are usually manned by by a single attendant/bartender, armed with nothing but security cameras, and frequented by listless automatons burning through their unemployment checks playing video poker. They generally have a good amount of cash on hand and are the target of choice for meth addicts looking for fast cash.

/Anyone driving a purple Cavalier will end up on either "Cops" or "Jerry Springer". It is only a matter of time.