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Irish15		2007-03-14 04:33:48 PM

Grandma's bloomers perhaps?

/I don't know what kind of sick shiat you're into but that might work.
//Me, I'd just get a jorb

Chariset		2007-03-14 04:36:34 PM

BobtheFascist		2007-03-14 04:55:23 PM

Even in his worst health, my Grandpa would have kicked my ass to the 4 corners of the earth if I'd tried robbing him.

/Grandpa was like Red Foreman with a shorter temper.

bio4ema		2007-03-14 07:00:13 PM

that's a paddlin for shure

nobozo		2007-03-14 07:05:02 PM

Granny says "Cut me a switch Jethro and meet out back at the woodshed."

whateverwhat		2007-03-14 07:09:19 PM

Ooopsie! they were prolly high on the marihuana buds.

JDAT		2007-03-14 07:10:28 PM

amatures.

peacefulwarrior		2007-03-14 07:12:41 PM

Just for the sake of bringing up an ancient IRC cliche, and apropos of nothing whatsoever, I would like to smack Smitty with a large trout.

solistus		2007-03-14 07:13:36 PM

What a dumbfark. There were *3* of them... Maybe they should have thought this cunning plan through a little more and at least, ya know, had the grandson drive the car?

kb7rky		2007-03-14 07:13:55 PM

I'd do what subby suggests, but both my grandfathers are dead.

So are my grandmothers.

Rock Ape		2007-03-14 07:14:34 PM

Just wear a 40mph sign or an accelerator pedal on your head, he definitely won't see either of those.

/coffin dodgers

VladTheEmailer		2007-03-14 07:19:21 PM

Its going to be awkward at family reunions.

Eric Hexagon		2007-03-14 07:21:52 PM

Grampowned!

superkt		2007-03-14 07:22:18 PM

peacefulwarrior
thanks for the mIRC flashback. i always edited my script to a different fish and size. i'm special that way.

on the other hand, my friend's piece of shiat ex-boyfriend robbed his grandfather on more than one occasion. people are shiat.

bingethinker		2007-03-14 07:24:15 PM

That's gotta make you a proud parent, eh? Your son robbing your dad.

/In some cases, abortion should be made retroactive.

alpo818		2007-03-14 07:25:46 PM

Ok, I'm not a TF'er or even a compulsive regular farker, but wasn't this up a few weeks ago? With the same or almost the same headline?

Apocalypse Pony		2007-03-14 07:39:29 PM

Garrettsville, eh? Not suprising...

TotallyFarkedDude		2007-03-14 07:52:05 PM

When submitting a headline, try using contractions. It makes the page scan better.

falkensmaze		2007-03-14 08:06:53 PM

Why is an article dated February 27, 2007 being greenlited?

NobleHam		2007-03-14 08:27:34 PM

falkensmaze
It's not news...

And in all fairness, the mere fact that he wore a mask shows he was trying, he's just very bad at it.

haydenarrrrgh		2007-03-14 09:24:37 PM

My grandfather can't see shiat.

KOOLmike		2007-03-14 11:10:43 PM

"Raymond, is that you?"

"Naw, this ain't Raymond."

lasergoose		2007-03-15 05:42:49 AM

A friend's grandpa has a small collection of WWII weaponry stashed away, including a couple Japanese officers' katana. I feel bad for the guy who tries to rob that man.
I do not feel bad, however, if this shiate gets gang-raped in prison for robbing his own grandpa.

DaCaptain19		2007-03-15 12:18:41 PM

Apparently the only person with less intelligence than Todd M Smith, 19, is indeed Marci Piltz, staff "writer" for the Record Courier.

Hers writing skill are more bad.