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(Some Guy)   Even Wil isn't immune to overzealous fans.   ( divider line
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7462 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Aug 2002 at 7:08 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-08-09 07:09:51 PM  
nsfw banners

nice work wil.
2002-08-09 07:12:34 PM  
nasty nasty banners
2002-08-09 07:13:12 PM  
We need a fanfic tag.
2002-08-09 07:14:14 PM  
Excuse me, I have to puke.
2002-08-09 07:14:27 PM  
why oh why aren't women writing sex fantasies about me?

what is your secret wil?
2002-08-09 07:14:28 PM  
We have one, Kurpal: [image from too old to be available]
2002-08-09 07:14:31 PM  
I wish a girl would that write something like that about me...
2002-08-09 07:14:42 PM  
man, I was almost done with the article and I thought, wait. is this an erotic story? thank god those words were printed over and over and overandoverandover on half of the page.
2002-08-09 07:15:24 PM  
because I was really thinking, nobody finds this erotic, do they?
2002-08-09 07:15:32 PM  
Xlucasx, if you saw the Legolas/Sam fanfic link yesterday, you'd have second thoughts. I fear the fact that there's probably Wil/Riker stories out there somewhere.
2002-08-09 07:15:41 PM  
I didnt read it since the nice NSFW banners, but I have a feeling that it was gonna go downhill fast. :) Why is it I can now see a new string of fan fict submissions. Come tomorrow we will find story from Star Wars to Care Bears. :)
2002-08-09 07:15:46 PM  
I stroked his hair, his back and his tight ass and whispered to him that I wanted him. He kissed me softly, then as his tongue entered my mouth, his cock found my pussy and entered.

2002-08-09 07:15:48 PM  
It's a story about Wesley Crusher, not Wil Wheaton.
2002-08-09 07:15:49 PM  
I freed his cock from his pants. It was gorgeous...7 inches and thick as well.

Wil, you should just give up on that whole mainstream acting thing and go into porn.
2002-08-09 07:15:49 PM  
HAHAHA! Poor Wil...
2002-08-09 07:16:29 PM  
Damn, no Spongebob fanfic erotica stories on that site.
2002-08-09 07:16:39 PM  
I guess penthouse forum writers have to practice somewhere. oh I forgot, those are real.
2002-08-09 07:17:15 PM  
wldncrazy14: i was joking. i definitely don't want the type of person that wrote this coming after me. you can have 'em, wil.
2002-08-09 07:17:57 PM  
Sorry, meant Wesley/Riker not Wil/Riker. That would probably be scarier.
2002-08-09 07:18:37 PM  
Ha! Good for Wil.
2002-08-09 07:19:31 PM  
doh, me speek engrish guud
2002-08-09 07:19:48 PM  
God he wanted her....and he could smell her perfume.

That is exactly what I think when I'm looking at a girl I want. God I want her...and I can smell her perfume. shiatty writing at its best.
2002-08-09 07:20:41 PM  
Heheh, "God I want her..and I can smell her perfume....I wonder if the Mariners won tonight...oh shiat, did I leave the gas on?"
2002-08-09 07:20:57 PM  
Blah blah blah, Star Trek, blah blah blah, 7 inch cock, blah blah blah, bang her like a salvation army drum.

I will always remember Wil for his work in G4TV's the Arena, and not Star Trek. Trekkies have nothing on the game nerds.
2002-08-09 07:21:10 PM  
You should do a google search on "wesley crusher slash". There's TONS of stuff out there on Riker/Wesley.

The mind boggles.
2002-08-09 07:21:18 PM  
I bet she forgot to fill out one of these.
2002-08-09 07:23:36 PM  
Sorry It took so long to post but I had to take care of a kitten problem...anyway this is horribly scary. Say when is Wil going to do Celbrity boxing? He can fight against the kid from Battle Star Galactica..?
2002-08-09 07:24:00 PM  
As with all the FanFics, this is the "woman" that wrote it:
[image from too old to be available]
2002-08-09 07:24:51 PM  
I slid down his body to kneel on the floor and looked expectantly at him. His breath caught when he realized what I was about to do. I raised an eyebrow in question and he nodded, unable to speak.

Wesley shoulda grabbed that biatch by the hair and shouted "GO ON AND SUCK IT biatch!"
2002-08-09 07:24:57 PM  
well there are 2 Wil Rikrs you know
2002-08-09 07:25:16 PM  
Darth, it would be followed up by a match between Corey Feldman and Corey Haim. I'd actually watch Celebrity Boxing for those two matches.
2002-08-09 07:25:19 PM  
You know, I guess you just cant be a popular product without fan fict being made of you. So does that mean there is w00t Guy/Fb- fanfict stories out there?

Now thats [image from too old to be available]
2002-08-09 07:25:53 PM  
Wldncrzy: I thought they were the same person
2002-08-09 07:28:29 PM  
THanks a Heap, folks...NSFW, and you don't know it until you hit the link.....arrrgghhhkkk
2002-08-09 07:28:37 PM  
Well, I don't know about anyone else but I cried while I masterbated to this story.
2002-08-09 07:29:23 PM  
Thanks for the NSFW on the banners, you dumb farks
2002-08-09 07:30:11 PM  
2002-08-09 07:30:17 PM  
Riker's beard may not have hid his double chin, and Wesley was not fooled by the way Riker always stood at a 45 degree pivot from anyone speaking to him, but Wesley was on a bear hunt in ten forward... and Wesley never missed his mark.
2002-08-09 07:30:54 PM  
NSFW, you jackasses! Thanks a LOT!
2002-08-09 07:31:21 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2002-08-09 07:32:13 PM  
Finally worked! Ripped off from the Brunching Shuttlecocks page, btw.
2002-08-09 07:32:58 PM  
As a general rule of thumb: DO NOT FARK WHILE WORKING. Hmm, makes sense
2002-08-09 07:34:10 PM  
7 inches???

poor guy
2002-08-09 07:35:59 PM  
we need a johnny depp vs. richard grieco match on that celebrity deathmatch.
2002-08-09 07:37:07 PM  
08-09-02 07:34:10 PM BigHonky
7 inches???
poor guy

Yeah, everybody knows (as shown in a previous article as well) that all guys in erotic literature are 9 inches.
2002-08-09 07:39:58 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

"Spending time with her was going to be torture...of the most delicious type."
2002-08-09 07:40:42 PM  
Sorry about the lack of NSFW tag; I didn't have a porno-banner when I visited, just some celebs thing.
2002-08-09 07:41:10 PM  
MY EYES!! MY POOR VIRGIN EYES!! My god, I've seen some fked up fanfic in my time, including a page that had a Voyager B'lanna/Seven simulated rape, but damn, thats pretty bad. Whats worse though is that there is probably stuff out there that makes this look like Davey & Goliath or the Family Circus.
2002-08-09 07:42:22 PM  
Spythree: Ah yes, in "Second Chances" wasn't it? Uh oh, my geek is showing. I'm surprised there isn't a fanfic rewrite of that episode floating around with him doing himself.
2002-08-09 07:42:32 PM  
Whats worse is that there's probably Davey and Goliath or Family Circus fanfic.
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