1. Paris Hilton is a waste of flesh.
2. See #1.

Well, now she's a waste of skin and saline bags.

She getting ready for another "stolen tape"?
Feet like a clown and dumb as a stump. I can gladly say if she hit on me I would laugh in her face.
Course, with MY looks, that's never gonna happen, but you get my meaning.

fap fap fap fap fap

You know, making fun of the celebrity is one thing. 'Waste of flesh' 'waste of skin' shows a level of insensitivity that even Farkers should be above. This is still a human being, who has real feelings and thoughts, even if she has fake boobs. Her lovelife and habits are a sign that something has really gone wrong in her life and she is deeply troubled. She has value as a human being and should be granted the grace that comes with this?

peg_leg: You know, making fun of the celebrity is one thing. 'Waste of flesh' 'waste of skin' shows a level of insensitivity that even Farkers should be above. This is still a human being, who has real feelings and thoughts, even if she has fake boobs. Her lovelife and habits are a sign that something has really gone wrong in her life and she is deeply troubled. She has value as a human being and should be granted the grace that comes with this?

If you can say that with a straight face, I need help selling some land formerly owned by the U.S. Air Force in Nevada.

Like the fist of an angry god double wrapped in a garbage bag

I would totally bang her. I am sorry, but she is a billionaire and I am pretty picky. I think she would be crazy in the sack and I don't care what anyone says, I think she is good looking. Sorry. Plus, I would then ask her to take me shopping.

-1 for the mention of pari$.
/bad subby

who farking cares about this hooked nose biatch?

-10000 subby, die in a farking fire.

When has she ever been out of the spotlight long enough to get surgery and recover? I've certainly seen no respite from Paris news.

peg_leg: Her lovelife and habits are a sign that something has really gone wrong in her life and she is deeply troubled.

You're defining partying, having sex, and being an attention whore, as signs of mental illness in a 20something girl with vast wealth and no commitments ?

peg_leg: something has really gone wrong in her life and she is deeply troubled.

I realize you probably care about people more than most and that's great, but have you seen ANY interview with her? She snarks at everyone not in her "clique" and is so dumb she has to have her assistant put gas in her car.
I also know her parents should have the crap smacked out of 'em for letting her out of the house without a proper education.

Please put Paris on VP Cheney's security detachment. Thanks.

FarkinNortherner: 20something girl with vast wealth and no commitments ?

I wonder how lotto winners make out in the same situation? Can you imagine living it from day one?

Charlemagne. Napoleon.

/What do I win?
//Two push up bras? ACES!

peg_leg: She has value as a human being and should be granted the grace that comes with this?

God, you are pure evil. Like frickin' Lex Luthor.

If only she would get that wierd eye fixed.

williamzabka
I think she would be crazy in the sack

Have you SEEN her video? I've been with women 300lbs+ that have more spunk than her in the sack!

martissimo
get out the flour and do it right

Wayyyyy ahead of you there. E-mail me for the pics if you're interested.

She has value as a human being condom and should be granted the grace derision that comes with this?

FTFY

williamzabka [TotalFark]

I would totally bang her. I am sorry, but she is a billionaire and I am pretty picky. I think she would be crazy in the sack and I don't care what anyone says, I think she is good looking.

I don't know man, I doubt there's a lot of tread left on the tire. Hotdog down a hallway. Not worth the STDs.

mekkab: Charlemagne. Napoleon.

Ferdinand Foch, Joan of Arc, the Marquis de Lafayette, Maréchal Leclerc.

Do I get a runner-up prize?

/The clap? You shouldn't have...

peg_leg: You know, making fun of the celebrity is one thing. 'Waste of flesh' 'waste of skin' shows a level of insensitivity that even Farkers should be above. This is still a human being, who has real feelings and thoughts, even if she has fake boobs. Her lovelife and habits are a sign that something has really gone wrong in her life and she is deeply troubled. She has value as a human being and should be granted the grace that comes with this?

How's that nunnery thing working out for you?

I thought Paris IS a boob job...

Am I wrong?

Anyone who faps to that fugly ho should be sent to Gitmo.

As should she. She's a terrorist.

For the love of god how long will every thing this woman does be newsworthy? Can we get cnn to keep us updated on her monthly period as well?

Her lazy eye kills it for me...

Always amused by the idiots who take the time to post in the comments section how they don't care.

Paris is like Britney. Always amont the most-clicked links, always a line of hypocrites posting how they couldn't care less.

Tis a push-up bra subby....now back to your cage!

Disgruntled Goat
always a line of hypocrites posting how they couldn't care less

I just post here to poke fun at farkers. Is that so wrong?

/poke

With all that cash you'd think she could hire a surgeon good enough to make her eyes point in the same direction

Nah, I would prefer Lohan's clavicle to Hilton's.

Let me know when she goes a size up.

And also, french war hero? That made me LOL.

Maybe if she wasn't a coke-abusing bulimic she would have started with a decent set!
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

yeah, its a GREAT push-up bra supporting a

MASSIVE boob.


I mean 'boob JOB'.

IAmRight: I'm sure everyone here's SO was a virgin

FTFY

EWW. Big breasts are bad enough. Big breasts on a stickly-thin short woman are even worse.

Absolutely horrible

jake3988: EWW. Big breasts are bad enough.

Turn in your hetero card, you are on suspension.

If you had said big fake breasts, maybe...

Does she have a push-up bra for the herp?

I'm not sure if those are inflatable or not, but her face sure looks a lot deader in the big picture.

I just find her just a turn on. I would tap tap ass, and then get a full spectrum antibiotic.