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(Modern Drunkard Magazine)		Brush up on your bar slang, you boozgarting shelf jumper (moderndrunkardmagazine.com)		17
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GurneyHalleck		2002-08-09 02:29:33 PM

It's about time someone did this kind of magazine. You gotta check out the "Drunk of the Month" on this site. She's a firecracker, that one. Also a good article on dive bars in there.

the_marq		2002-08-09 02:29:58 PM

Another slang dictoinary? THAT'S FCUKING BRILLIANT!

andonbray		2002-08-09 02:35:51 PM

I agree with The_marq. This is just what we need. Another source to dumb down people that are already on the verge of complete idiocy.

TurnerBrown		2002-08-09 02:36:06 PM

What, no mung rag? How else am I going to wipe up after you prole piss posers?

Some of them are pretty good.

SLAYERSWINE		2002-08-09 02:53:38 PM

Let me write these down on my arm...

madrigal61		2002-08-09 02:54:13 PM

Actually,
FUBAR has been around a long time... and is a general purpose acronym that can be used to describe many situations in life.

:)

Danho		2002-08-09 02:59:40 PM

Other than my new favorite phrase "Getting Kennedied", I'll never use any of these terms.

And the site's farked.

rifter		2002-08-09 03:05:50 PM

The slang terms are ghey, but the site is actually pretty amusing to me.

'"Alcohol destroys families."
Alcohol never destroys families. The family that drinks together, bonds together and stays together. If a family falls apart, it's usually the fault of the non-drinker.'

heh.

mattjarrells		2002-08-09 03:05:57 PM

You can't forget

"Who let that dog in here last night...The one that shiat in my mouth." - The taste of your mouth in the morning.

You can replace dog with camel, turtle, midget, etc.

save_trees_eat_beaver		2002-08-09 03:13:39 PM

GurneyHalleck
You should've put a NSFW on that drunk of the month, in fact I don't think she's safe for anywhere

misterslick		2002-08-09 03:38:43 PM

i like "ten feet tall and bulletproof" for liquid courage or beer balls as called in my locale

GurneyHalleck		2002-08-09 03:50:59 PM

Save_trees_eat_beaver
I was so busy laughing about her drinking beer with her father when she was 7 (that he bought for her) I guess I spaced it. I apologize.

And "oiled" was always the preferred slang in my area.

TheyCallThisWork		2002-08-09 05:32:16 PM

another sick bit of alcohol slang:

Gimme the mat.

This is the drink requested by the nastiest, broke-ass bum at the bar. Sometimes, the bartender will empty the drink mat into your empty glass for free.

loudmouthsoup		2002-08-09 06:48:31 PM

They have my fark name in there. I feel so.....justified. I had lifted the name from a line in Dumb and Dumber. (couple of bowls of loudmouth soup).

Disco Stu		2002-08-09 07:21:01 PM

Good to see some British slang crossing the Atlantic, 'new' word for drunk "one over the eight" has been around for over a hundred years. "Wankered" and "slaughtered" are good but "rat-arsed" don't really translate, "rat-anything" in an American accent just sounds like 'rad-anything"