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(News.com.au)   Queensland survey finds that Australian women achieve orgasm more easily without men around. Men who have watched the entire No Man's Land series can see how that might happen   (news.com.au) divider line 49
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2007-03-10 01:08:17 PM
Everyone achieves orgasm more easily with no one else around. Doesn't mean that everyone wouldn't prefer some company.
 
2007-03-10 01:08:46 PM
Good headline, subby
Tia Bella was a hottie.
 
2007-03-10 01:10:55 PM
aaarkieboy,

you may want to get out more....
 
2007-03-10 01:12:20 PM
johnny_vegas, yes I might.
 
2007-03-10 01:13:33 PM
I'd put a shrimp on that barbie.

/ jumbo shrimp that is
 
2007-03-10 01:13:43 PM
One of my all-time FAVORITE jokes:


Me: WHY is it do hard for women to achieve orgasms?


You: I don't know; WHY IS IT so hard for women to
achieve orgasms?



Me: Who cares?
 
2007-03-10 01:13:52 PM
I achieve orgasm easier by myself too but it's more fun with a woman around. Easier isn't necessarily better.
 
2007-03-10 01:14:01 PM
"Some women have no partner and are very sexual, some women have a partner and have no sex, other women have a partner and have sex with their partners and some women have sex on their own," she said.

And this little piggy ran wee-wee-wee all the way home.
 
2007-03-10 01:19:19 PM
Here's the secret:

A woman has to be relaxed and excited to catch the big 'O'.

It's a difficult combination to give your partner, but it's well worth the reward (to her and to you).
 
2007-03-10 01:23:04 PM
Should this have the "obvious" tag, ladies?

I don't think this is true for me, however.

Nanookanano:

A woman has to be relaxed and excited to catch the big 'O'.

I agree. It takes a guy that we can feel that relaxed around (for me anyway), but when we (I) do, it's definitely better than by myself.
 
2007-03-10 01:27:15 PM
Queensland survey finds that Australian women achieve orgasm more easily without men around.

Well, the ones who haven't had both arms bitten off by sharks, anyway.
 
2007-03-10 01:30:01 PM
Nanookanano:
A woman has to be relaxed and excited to catch the big 'O'

No, you go to Overstock.com for that.
 
2007-03-10 01:38:38 PM
Does McSubby work for VideoTeam?
/Innari Vachs. mmmmmmmmmm.
//I'll be in my bunk.
 
2007-03-10 01:42:50 PM
Let's face it:
Male dominated society is utterly self distructive, and destined to fail.

We're effing up the world. If my opposite sex was effing up the world, I would be turned off, too.

Then again, no one farking cares about the world.
 
2007-03-10 01:46:37 PM
Goldsfool

I do not like you.
 
2007-03-10 01:52:43 PM
Goldsfool

Yeah, you got a point.
 
2007-03-10 01:54:45 PM
Women achieve orgasm more easily with my penis around, but with me out of the room. I have to stick it through a hole in the wall.
 
2007-03-10 02:05:54 PM
Australian men also achieve orgasm easier if women aren't around, they have their best orgasms when there's a sheep available.

/Kiwi
 
2007-03-10 02:07:01 PM
its called masterbation.
 
2007-03-10 02:11:19 PM
I RTFA. I orgasmed.

/alone
//at work
///damn, probably get fired
////better clean off this keyboard
 
2007-03-10 02:16:42 PM
HamsterTamer

its called masterbation.

It's called, spell check.
 
2007-03-10 02:18:32 PM
Hey now, masturbation is sex with someone you love....

/and now I hate myself for saying that
 
2007-03-10 02:32:12 PM
Goldsfool

Both matriarchy and patriarchy have to go away.

They're just two sides of the same coin.
 
2007-03-10 02:35:39 PM
...or maybe it's more because men have weeners. I mean, have you SEEN one?

/actually I personally think they're pretty hot, just sayin'
 
2007-03-10 02:42:20 PM
Goldsfool

Male dominated society Humanity is utterly self destructive, and destined to fail.

/fixed it for ya
 
2007-03-10 02:45:29 PM
Specifically, a woman has to be relaxed around you personally, and excited by the things you're doing and the new things you might do.

My best advice about women: Never stop chasing her. Ever. Even if you catch her. Even if you marry her. Never, ever, stop chasing her. Every day. Even just a little biatchase her. Make sure she knows you're still chasing her. Every day.

Do you need me to repeat that?
Have you got it?
 
2007-03-10 02:47:23 PM
Goldsfool: We're effing up the world. If my opposite sex was effing up the world, I would be turned off, too.

Women aren't farking up the world?

But seriously, that's a pretty ridiculous statement. "Oh! This world's geopolitical status is so out of tune with my way of life that it gives me difficulty in achieving orgasm!"

No wonder Western society is doomed to fail. It's not any specific group's fault, it's just society as a whole is so thin-skinned and retarded.

/nice troll btw
 
2007-03-10 02:48:15 PM
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Triggers the "biatch" filter?
That's pretty lame.
 
2007-03-10 02:51:05 PM
-Yes, I can see how masturbation might be more challenging when you aren't alone...



/I found this article difficult to...you know
 
2007-03-10 02:51:40 PM
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everybody's stupid except me.
 
2007-03-10 02:52:48 PM
Who wants to marry Nanookanano?

/he's right
 
2007-03-10 02:53:45 PM
biatchipper...

/hmmm
 
2007-03-10 02:54:33 PM
Bit//chaser
 
2007-03-10 02:56:30 PM
Some has to write a 'Fark Filter Simulator', routine to allow off-line post testing, methinks. 'Course that would mean penetrating the secrets of the real filter...
 
2007-03-10 03:08:22 PM
That's a real nice thing to say, Nummy.

But, I'm gunshy from previous experience, and at 42 I'm already turning into a chunky, hairy, bitter old man.

I'm not even sure I want to be around myself.

Still, that's nice. Thanks.

/wisdom wasted on the old
 
2007-03-10 03:13:01 PM
Oh, and I should have written "Especially if you marry her."

A single wildflower you stopped to pick for her by the roadside will do it.

It's not just sentimental (No, no)
She has her griefs and her cares
But soft words, when they are spoke so gentle
Makes it easier, easier to bear
 
2007-03-10 03:13:59 PM
Goldsfool
Rubbish. It isn't a male issue, it's a human issue. As long as power goes to the people who are willing to do anything to get it, the ones who are the most cruel and ruthless will be the ones running the world. The women who have gained power are no better than the men.

-Posts with pictures get read!-
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2007-03-10 04:00:25 PM
Remember, guys. It's not the size of the wand, it's whether you eat her pussy first.
 
2007-03-10 04:05:54 PM
Goldsfool - Optimist huh?
 
2007-03-10 05:53:25 PM
Ho ho. Anyway, we're all doomed. Pointless to discuss, really.

Go out and enjoy life. It's the ditch everyone before us have been digging for centuries.
 
2007-03-10 05:57:28 PM
MillMan: Male dominated society Humanity is utterly self destructive, and destined to fail.

/fixed it for ya


Hey jackass, you're a human, too. I think.
 
2007-03-10 07:07:31 PM
If only we males could have multiple orgasms.
It would go well with our better pay, rational thinking, and my 'Cuda in the driveway.
Okay, I guess that's a good trade after all
 
2007-03-10 08:15:54 PM
Gordon Bennett

Wow...that's a good fake. I was about to ask how the fark I'd missed that.

/Why March 7?
 
2007-03-10 09:30:30 PM
Hey, lots of guys have faked orgasms. Sometimes it's the kindest thing to do, far kinder than waiting until you both are too exhausted to keep things going and saying "Umm, just one word? Kegels?"
 
2007-03-10 10:41:40 PM
Men are 'destroying the world'?

Are you REALLY that stupid?
 
2007-03-10 10:43:49 PM
If the headline was just about a women's orgasm study I would not be typing here but Subby hooked me by mentioning the girl-girl porn.

Nice work getting guys to read the thread.
 
2007-03-11 01:10:50 AM
I'm not surprised. It's almost always easier by one's self, plus all of the Aussie women I know have said Aussie men are lousy in bed, their best sex has been with non-Aussies.

/It's only three women, anecdotal evidence at best, I know.
//But it's still funny.
///"You mean six inches is the average, not four? I've been lied to all my life!" Honest to god quote from one!
 
2007-03-11 04:17:49 AM
Some women have no partner and are very sexual, some women have a partner and have no sex...

I need to meet the first, because the second is pretty much the way it is around here.
 
2007-03-11 10:38:00 AM
This merits an "obvious" tag.
 
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