HAIL XENU!!!

I want some of whatever that doctor was smoking.

He will be punished. He was instructed never to reveal our...their presence.

IGNORE ME!

Es verdad? Yo no puedo creer.

And by aliens I mean hookers. And by helping me with my experiments I mean sex for money.

Cue some screenshots from Dio de los Muertos

/Unavailable for comment

Do their knees bend backwards?
Paging Emilio Estevez.

/obscure

It's been done.

Is this guy named "Dib"?

Yo quiero Taco Bell

Time to flash that MIB memory eraser thingy again?

say it aint so

It's not like the dude is credible or anything.

FrancoFile: Do their knees bend backwards?
Paging Emilio Estevez.

Lost Charlie Sheens pager number?

So, "The Canadian National Newspaper" is pretty much the Canadian version of Weekly World News, with a soupçon of WSWS.org?

I really liked the article that says 9/11 was faked so that the NWO could microchip everyone.

He should start a religon, that's where the money is.

Needs a "SAD" tag. Another great mind self-destructing...

That was the most socially progressive article I've ever read! Thanks, Canadian!

TIP: George Adamski, Billy Meier, and credibility don't mix.

+1 for good Spanish in a headline.

Why would a medical professor be a senior member of the Mexican Atomic Energy Commission? I call shenanigans.

Well, I'm sold.

Zingraff: Why would a medical professor be a senior member of the Mexican Atomic Energy Commission? I call shenanigans.


Hey, you take what you can get.

FrancoFile: Do their knees bend backwards?
Paging Emilio Estevez.

Lost Charlie Sheens pager number?

No, Charlie's busy getting busy with Heidi Fleiss

Oh great. A full load of maturity here.

Face it. We're among you. We're here. Some of us look human naturally, some of us use other means to blend in.

The chick seemed rather obviously Hantikan.

Personally, I think it is VERY egocentric to think you're the most intelligent species in the galaxy, or universe for that matter. GMD: It was cleared by SC. Suck it.

Here's the problem, we can only communicate to the people who have the capacity to believe we're here, because those who don't believe won't believe no matter what, even if there is a bleedin starship right in front of them.

And those who don't believe label those who do 'whackos'. Hey, some of these people are attention whoring whackos, but that doesn't mean all of them are.

As for Meiers... He's in contact with a rather nefarious race, whom he thinks is downright angelic. He's bonkers because they made him that way. He's helping the enemy of mankind.

Or at least one of them.

The 'nephalim' or 'annunaki' have been on this planet in very small numbers since the birth of mankind... and they think of Humans as "property". Anyone who refers to them favorably, don't heed them.

(And by small, I mean one hundred or less scattered among 7 billion humans...)

However the Orions aren't bad, neither are the Hantikans. They both easily pass as human to the untrained eye, and are quite benevolent.

Just stay away from Reiki masters who only work in groups... you may find 'annunaki' reincarnates or if you're really unlucky a full fledged one...

Jaedreth

*wakes up... what the hell is this happy horseshiat?*

That Andromedan chick sounds HOT. (the constellation, not the galaxy) And how about those Pleiadians?? yowza. They can probe me anytime.

We have our fair share of quacks in Mexico.

Paging Carl Sagan...Paging Carl Sagan...

"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."

You make a claim like that, it's time to present your proof if you want to be taken seriously. If you have none, STFU and GBTW.

14 C.F.R. § 1211.100 exists, but it is reserved for future regulatory laws so they do not have to renumber everything when they add material. o_O

I like how his "alien contact" is a really hot chick.

I hope if I ever get to that point, my hallucination is borat's naked manager who only I can see or something.

/then I'll know everything is right with the world I suppose

Yeah right, a Mexican 'university'. Tell me another one!

They walk among us? I turned into a Martian! woah oh oh!

He was just high at a Miranda concert, that's all.

/Argentine electropop, no thank you.

Where is the "They Live" reference??
/great movie!!

nothingyet: Es verdad? Yo no puedo creerlo.

I'll be in Spain starting Thursday, might as well start turning into a grammar nazi there too.

On a subsequent meeting she guided him to a secluded desert area outside of Mexico City and took him aboard her disc-shaped spacecraft. There, she showed him many scientific wonders, and at one point took him to a viewing screen where she worked some controls and brought up an image of a star-field in the screen.


It's called getting laid, dude.

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: nothingyet: Es verdad? Yo no puedo creerlo.

There you go ;).

ET speaks Spanish?

No lo creo.



/+1 subby for me getting to use this gif

I work for space aliens, so I am realy getting a kick out of these replies.

2007-03-10 02:51:39 PM Sock Puppet Army

I work for space aliens, so I am realy getting a kick out of these replies.

Sounds like you are an illegal alien working for an alien.

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

when are these people going to learn that you canNOT reference billy meier and expect any credibility whatsoever? plus, why didnt the guy bang the hot alien chick? this story fails.

First, Vaylon Kenadell, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Made my day.

Second, take a minute to visit the homepage of the Canadian. Lots of idiot goodness.

Doctor? Doctor Who?