Somehow, I doubt this is the first time this has ever happened.

Jerry! Jerry!

More amusing Jerry Springer anecdotes to throw my mother's way. Gotta get her to stop watching that shiat.

I thought the set was on the list of approved places...I swear judge!

people still give a crap about that show?

+1 to submitter for the amusing but entirely non-cliched headline.

Sometimes a chuckle is all that you need.

The Jerry Springer show is still on?

Ok, I seriously give up.

Where is that damn asteroid?

A TV.com Web site teaser for it said: "Outrageous nuptials! Returning guest Mario is a proud father and is ready to marry his baby's mother - who's also his half-sister ...."

And I bet that impressed the judge even more.

Nothing says quality human being like a guy who is being monitored for crimes of a sexual nature against children, who cuts off the bracelet just to appear on the Jerry Springer show (again!) to profess his love for his half-sister---with whom he has had a child.

Here's the full summary from tv.com:
Outrageous nuptials! Returning guest Mario is a proud father and is ready to marry his baby's mother - who's also his half-sister, Octavia! When they were first on the show, they were proud of their love and weren't going to let anything keep them apart. When their other sister, Otisha and her fiance, David, confront Mario and Octavia, they have to fight to keep their love! Will Otisha and David let Reverend Shnorr marry Mario and Octavia today?

\strangely, I would like to see a picture of the happy couple

It isn't?

Damn.

/has to give tickets away now.
//not really.

it may not fly with judges, but it DOES confirm the hell out of stereotypes of the "guests" on that show.

I'm sorry Half-Sister? Did no one read that part some dude is going to marry his halfsister kinda sick if you ask me....

And this show is still on?

I support marrying your half sister if your half sister is

Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Beyonce, Christina Aguilera (i don't care, i would still hit that), Scarlett Johannson, Angelina Jolie, or someone on that level of hotness.

no reproducing, though.

Well, at least it wasn't Disneyworld.

In other news: they still make the Jerry Springer show!
(thought it was cancelled years ago)

/read article
//this happened in 2004
///Jesus in a diaper, coming soon...

Defense lawyer Margaret Johnson argued against the high bond, noting that Mario Sims, 21, of Racine, is already being held on $20,000 cash bond on a bail jumping charge.

Brilliant reasoning, there, Miss Defense Lawyer.

"But, your honor, my client jumped bail after being charged with jumping bail on a child sexual assault charge to go to the Jerry Springer Show."

I wanted to submit a headline referring to the TFer who's doing his half-sister, but I figured even a vague reference would get me banned.

The whole point of Springer is to make us all feel better about ourselves. We can look at it and say, "Well, I may be screwed up, but I'm not nearly as screwed up as those people."

/the people on springer are way too screwed up to notice how screwed up they are

I don't know. This almost seems to be somewhat poetic. In an inbred single toothed sort of way.

//shudders

thepostess

Couldn't agree with you more

Uh....I just farking read this same story...

On Fark....Not eighteen seconds ago.

WTF mods?

It should read:

Cutting OFF your monitoring bracelet because you had tickets to the Jerry Springer Show is not an excuse that will fly with the judge.

Ok bye