Hmm nothing wrong with that, not much else to do in Hawaii other than toke up. I guess this could make him the HIGH Governor candidate. (notice the cleavor play off the original headline, for those of you too thick or too tired to get it)

Damn politicians.

When I got busted for possession, they didn't give it back.

The article mentioned a raid in Kona...where 1.5 ounces were recovered.

A raid.

1.5 ounces.

That's like raiding a respray garage and finding a Powerwheels.

Man, Hawaii sucks ass. They got nothin' there. Sure, they got some fine biatches, untill they are 25... Then their asses get huge. Every one of 'em has a fat ass, and i'm not talkin'g Oprah fat, i'm talkin' Rosanne fat. I mean damn biatch, go surf or something to work off that ass. That brings me to my next point, surfing is for fags... fags and fat biatches. If I want to be on the farking ocean with a bunch of sharks waiting to eat me, i'll take a powered vehicle any day. One last thing, who in the fark lives on a bunch of tiny ass islands in the middle of the farking Ocean? A bunch of coconut eatin', pole smokin' dumbasses. I think when the first Hawaiians first washed up on the shore they were like "tight.... an island" Then when the geniouses figured out that there was a bunch bigassed volcanoes on the island, they were like " dude, this sucks, let's surf home" then when some the dumbasses got eatten try to get back to Taiwan or Malaysia or Mexico or whereever the fark they came from, the ones that stayed behind said "fark 'dat, i'ma camp out on this island made out of a vocano, in the middle of the Ocean which is infested with sharks.... hell yeah, i'll kick it here with my fatass biatches and my coconuts"

So, in conclusion, Hawaiians are a bunch of pussy ass biatches. The Easter and Galopagos Islands own Hawaii.

Damn it! The article said nothing about them getting the Powerwheels! Now I have to completely reschedule my entire day tomorrow. Thank you, Mr. Governer!

Another quick thing... Hawaiians are just like like Indians, except Indians don't try to fool themseslves by thinkin' that they can surf, they just stay in their little huts and wait for a bison to come a long so they can eat it's heart. biatch ass Hawaiians.. always tryin' to start shiat.....

Goddamn farking potheads are ruining the farking goddamn country, sling all their sorry, Phish-listening-to, Birkenstock-wearing, air-freshener-spraying asses into ...

Wait a minute ...

*holds breath, exhales slowly*

Yeah. 'Canidate,' or no 'canidate,' he's my 'canidate.'

I would have found 'cannidate' funny.

Hell yea, and plus then come over to the mainland, and they get all these scholarships because they are classified as a minority. The only they're a minority is because most of are too fvcking stupid to get all the way over here without killing their stupid pineapple eating, roast pig chomping, fat ass selves trying to surf over here. Theyre sort of like Mexicans trying to immigrate but on water and fatter. Fvck invading Iraq, we should take out Hawaii, they dont do shiat anyways over there, just survive on tourism. Buncha punk ass bastards. Someone should shove a palm tree up this Governor dudes ass sideways just for being part of Hawaii. Those people have the same word for hello as they do for good-bye. They can't even tell if they're coming or going. I guess thats whats happens if you spend all your time out in the sun eating pigs and fvcking fat ass biatches who cant even afford clothing and have to dance around in leaves. Plus, of the natives on Hawaii, there couldn't have been that many to start with, so there has probably been some massive inbreeding. That explains why they try to surf to Flordia. It's not their fault they're stupid, its just because mommy and daddy were brother and sister.

"It was my superkiller stash."

Any politician that can say that immediately has my vote, ROFL..

A little frustration their eh Bum.

Maybe you need to smoke some of that shiat

"It was my superkiller stash."

This is why pot is not legal. Because people say STUPID SHIAT LIKE THIS.

"Dude, I'm runnin' fer guv'ner!"

How do people expect the legalization movement to get anywhere when they let guys like this speak in public?

OMFG BoboMonkey you're killing me. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

I agree with Bumbomber, Hawaiians are like Mexicans, except Mexicans were smart enough to settle next to the country they are going to be invading. Hawaiians deided to go chill in the middle of the farking ocean, 3000 miles away. Once again, proving their stupidity. I guess they must have some good weed though. And I can see the reasons for them to need it (see above). Fat farks.....

Hey... Representative Neil Abercrombie probably smokes some weed. Why can this nut smoke weed?

canidate: n. 1) going out with a dog, 2) tin container for sweet arabic fruits.

ahhh the love from Wisconsin is overwhelming...haole scrubs

Bu Laia fo' guv brah!

It figures that the same person who gave this a HERO tag couldn't even spell the headline right.
Freaking retarded potheads.

Meanwhile, Hawaii gubernatorial candidate Jonathan Adler's more well known (albeit dimmer) brother Steven says, "Dude - I'll help you out with a stick!"

BoBoMonkey - Please do another rant. That was awesome.

ho, how cum you wen come 'den you stay go la'dat.
brah, anti sed grab Kimo go pick mac nut.

Wow, didn't know so many Farkers hate the Hawaiians so much.

Wisconsin is MUCH cooler, eh? Or maybe Ohio. Ooo Texas is the place for action.

Yeah, that's where I'd rather live. Sure.

Hawaii is just lucky they are in the middle of the US and that big pile of shiat called Asia. If Japan didn't have to go and be a bunch of punk ass biatches and attack us, we could have blasted the shiat out of that place with our Nuke tests. Bikini Island what!! Just imagine if we got some mutates pineapples that are like 50 feet tall. See those mutherfarkers are just getting in our way for growth and progress. farking leaches....
That brings me to my next subject... fark china. First of all that little shiat country next to them, Taiwan, baisically biatchslaps China down every time they think they are tough shiat (with our help, of course). China know not to fark with this. In fact, I wish we got into a war with China.... I smell nukes and Gigadeaths (1 billion midgets killed). We need to keep Taiwan though, cause those 8 y/o know know how to make clothes. China and India are the total scourge of the Earth, the world would be a better place without them. Nothing good ever came out of either of those places. And have you ever seen "Ghandi" with Ben Kingsley?... That movie was funny as hell. Some little skinny biatch who starved himself to get attention and then got shot before he did shiat.. pussy. They are all just wasting my Oxygen and water. And those fag pandas... I don't trust a country who can't even make their #1 animal fark... pathetic. Go watch Fightclub... it's all in there. You know who else sucks ass too? England motherfarkers claim they invented English, but they can't even speak it.(go watch Snatch, it's all in there.) So pretty much fark everybody. Pussies.

Confabulat: Tampa is the urethra of the US, right behind Texas as the asshole ("the only to ever come out of Texas is steers and queers"). People go to Florida to die. At least your not in the Keys.... gay biatch heaven... Texas sucks, but not to the same degree as Florida (or for the same reasons). We kinda need the barron wasteland that is Texas for food, since they can't do anything else right (look at the Cowboys... fark Troy Aikmen .... pussy) As for Wisconsin, lots of great things have come from WI such as Harley Davidson, outboard motors, the best cheese, and most important of all, beer. fark Bud. Then don't forget the Packers and the Badgers. WI also consistantly has the highest SAT scores for years. WI has more to offer than anywhere except for Vegas, CA, and NY. So get the fark out of "America's wang" and don't trip on any coffins on your way out.. biatch

ha.

I assume you're being sarcastic about your state, right Bobomonkey?

Outboard motors? Is that going to be on your quarter?

I'm no Tampa apologist--this place is about as screwed up as any, but the weather's nice, the news is interesting, and, all in all, it's not a bad place to live.

The Keys are sweet. I don't care about the gay folk, (that's only Key West, anyway, and they are pretty fun drinking companions, really), and the diving is the best in the USA. Not too bad, and I don't even own a coat. No complaints.

Wisconsin? I know Richie Cunningham is from there, but what else exactly does that state offer? (Other than cheese, that is)? Oh, and outboard motors.

We get lots of tourists from up that way, but I've never known a Floridian to exclaim "I'm spending my summer in Milwaukee!!!"

Ha. You're dead right about Texas though.

"It was my killer stash!"



Nuff said.

Hell, boys, you think you've seen something?

Check out his competition!


Bu La'ia, real name comedian Kaui Hill. Tried to run a few years ago, but he was too young. That didn't stop several hundred people from voting for him, though. Coming back old enough, and a Natural Law partyist same as our man of the article. Rap sheet on this boy? You don't wanna know, and he don't wanna admit. I'm sad to say that this sad bastard comes from my side of town...he's registered in zip code 96708, which means he's around my home someplace.


Linda Lingle, previously mayor of Maui. Republican, and if she wins, it'll be Hawaii's first Republican in decades. Lost against the current (now lame duck) governor, last time round. She's a journalist, her old man's a car salesman.

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Daniel Cunningham. Has the wonderful idea that Hawaii can come into some free energy by volunteering to be where old Navy nuke subs come to get their reactors decommissioned. Salvage the reactor, and bada bing, free power. Unfortunately, the hideous lack of grammar skills, basic scientific understanding, and coherency in his distributed literature would lead anybody around to conclude that letting him come anywhere near nuke plants would be a REALLY bad idea, and that he should go stick his head in a cooling tower.


D.G. "Andy" Anderson. Was a Republican a decade and half ago, now a Democrat. Owns a business that he named after his father, and, of course, has been in politics for years. Probably has no idea what he's getting into. Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.

And a slate of other nobodies that are unheard of, anywhere.

Oh you think I'm kidding...

Umm holy fark
that picture of Lingle wasn't that big before...

Her platform doesn't sound too bad to me.Better than "Mr. I'm Grungy And I'm More Concerned With Sovereignity Than State Problems".

whattya smokin' Ishidan?

i live in hawaii, hawaii rules you arsewhores!

hawaii isn't even a state

I met Adler at a swap meet in Puna once, along with his buddy Roger Christie. Here's their website where you can order your own 'sacrament kit':

The THC Ministry

I really miss Hawaii

"It was my superkiller stash."

ROFL because I could actually see someone(like me)saying something like this.

I know this quote has been mentioned before but I call for it to be FARK's new 'key sentence' used at least once when there is a marijuana story/link submitted. That is all.

i was gonna vote for adler,
but then i got high

Lived there for three years...couldn't pay me to ever go back. Bunch of "locals" who want you to come, spend all your money in 24hrs or less and then get the hell out. Now of course I will give them grounds for complaning about not being able to afford a home because all the white and japanese people buy up all the real estate.

so what if you don't like my comments..

Canidate

Just a reminder that referendum on marijuana decriminalization in Nevada is coming up soon....

reminds me of my freshman year at central mich. university when me and my roomate got busted blazing in our room by a group of resident assistants. fortunately for us, the session cashed us out, so the RAs found only a few well-used bongs and pipes, but no grass. me and my roomate eventually had to see the resident hall director who told us that she couldn't do anything because no pot was found. she then handed me a bag containing the confiscated paraphernalia, telling us that she couldn't keep it because it was technically our property. i nearly pissed myself.

Omigod, I was born and raised in Hawaii, and now live in Texas (by choice). So what does that make me?

This story makes me SO PROUD of my homeland! I can't wait to move back!

Ua mau ke ea o ka aina i ka pakalolo (the life of the land is perpetuated in superkiller stash).

Wisconsin is GAY. Their football team is called the PACKERS. Hello? All they do is eat cheese and drink beer and sit inside all day because it's too farking freezing to do anything so they get WAAAAAAAY fatter than anyone in Hawaii. My big white pimply crusty ass is prettier than any biatch from Wisconsin. Plus they're all cannibalistic homosexuals who eat teenage boys. Yeah, Wisconsin's really cool.

I don't know about that "hero" tag... Being a hescher myself, that's cool and all, but how many times is this moron gonna get caught?

LEGALIZE IT...

Confabulat - Thanks for this:
We get lots of tourists from up that way, but I've never known a Floridian to exclaim "I'm spending my summer in Milwaukee!!!"

FLA Chickie,
LEGALIZE IT !
I'll toke to that...pretty soon...tick,tick,tick...

Hawaii has good dank growing all over year round and is a beautiful place. I want to go there.

I love Wisconsin, too, except for those 2 days of the year when Da Bears play those fuggin' Packers.

BoboMonkey, LMAO!

Ishidan wrote:

>Hell, boys, you think you've seen something?
>Check out his competition!

Jeez, Ishidan. And here I had believed that NM had the corner on stupid, corrupt, and/or just plain weird candidates for political office.....

You're making us look good by comparison!

BoboMonkey, those were some of the greatest rants ever written.

Anyway, speaking of marijuana, can someone explain to me what authority the federal government has to regulate it whatsoever? Because I remember reading somewhere that if a state tried to decriminalize it, the federal laws would "overrule" the state laws. Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought the Constitution was still in effect, and that it gives the federal government a list of things it is allowed to do, and it isn't allowed to do anything else. It sure as hell hasn't been granted police power.