It took a while to find the canon to fire her out of.

Well there goes millions of dollars in tax-payer funded training.

a knife and rubber tubing? i wonder what she had planned.

Obvious tag looks to challenger for inspiration.

/Was that bad of me?
//I've been a naughty astronaut.

I'm so sick of killers for hire being above the law. Anyone else would be in fu*king jail.

Well that's a real "no shiatter", right thar.

Crazy educated chicks are hot. I'd hit it like that piece of foam hit the Columbia.

Where is the incontinence outrage?

/serously though maybe she has a medical issue and everyone has just been making fun of it this whole time.

//how the fark do you change your own diaper while driving anyways?

How does she ever apply for another job?

"Uh... yea, I used to be an astronaut that worked for NASA."

"And what was your reason for leaving their employment?"

I see a career in porn in her near future.

"Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon..."

How does she ever apply for another job?

Long haul driver.

In the pages of Playboy. "The Women of NASA"

Even by my miserably low male standards, Mr. Astronaut is a piece of shiat and ought to shoulder some of the blame here, seeing as he was apparently 'seeing' them both during the same time frame. Ms. Nowak leaves the OM and the kids for this guy & he starts seeing someone else? I'd be going to look for someone with a more potent weapon than a knife and pepper spray...and it wouldn't be the other chick I was going after.

The Navy probably has a lot more fun planned for her when the civilians get done. Hope the SOB was worth it, sweetie.

Neither sex has enough blood in their bodies to operate both the brain and the genitalia properly when both organs are trying to run at full capacity

The other two astronauts have no reason to be diciplined. It wasn't them who went all crazy with the diapers and the mallet and the tubing and the flavin...

/Prof. Frink FTW
//Flavin...

She could always get a job as a high school science teacher!! At an all-boys military academy!!

/ducks


Oh, and I don't think the Navy can discipline her for adultery without doing the same to Mr Astronaut. Then NASA would be down (2 astros)X(a kabillion $$ in training), although they have quite a surplus of them on their roster.... Most likely once convicted in the civilian court she'll probably get busted down to the lowest grade and be given a dishonorable discharge, meaning no retirement benefits, access to health care, etc., which is kinda sad since she obviously needs some form of medical attention, even though the story is hilarious.

the saddest part is that someone, somewhere on the internet is masturbating to a mental image of this woman in a diaper.

and i do mean the saddest part.

shouldn't it say "obvious tag poops in its diaper"?

or maybe "obvious tag craps its pants"?

something scatalogical somehow.

Boritom

Oddly, it was for stealing O rings...

I morton-thiokoLoLed.

That was so bad.

/but oh so good!!

The married male astronaut was married, had affair with diaper wearing astronaut and then took up with another woman.

Apparently, he just couldn't find a flavor of Tang he liked...

Poor woman will be forever known as "that crazy diaper wearing astronaut". HA!

/maybe "poor" is the wrong word to use....