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(Some Guy)   Small Icelandic town to challenge Western ideas of beauty with "alternative" beauty contest. Sagging boobs, wrinkles, muffintops, bad teeth, missing limbs welcome   ( divider line
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2007-03-06 06:45:56 PM  
Wow so even Ann Coulter would have a chance!

2007-03-06 06:45:58 PM  
OK Farkers...time to post your pictures.
2007-03-06 06:47:14 PM  
Iceland. I wonder how much the swimsuit competition is worth.
Usually its 1/4.
2007-03-06 06:47:42 PM  
2007-03-06 06:47:58 PM  
Worthless without pics.....

/Maybe I made a mistake
//Quick to the idiot mobile!
2007-03-06 06:48:11 PM  
No pics please

/ didn't RTFA
2007-03-06 06:49:02 PM  
Sounds like a chance for all those beautiful Nordic people to make fun of the uggos without them realizing it.
2007-03-06 06:50:12 PM  
TFA: We think it's just coincidence if you have big breasts. How come this is beautiful?
Farkers, We need pics to show them why
2007-03-06 06:50:13 PM
2007-03-06 06:50:24 PM  
2007-03-06 06:50:40 PM  
So, to put it correctly, it's a chance to prove that you are the ugliest person in Iceland...
2007-03-06 06:50:46 PM  
wiggys: Wow so even Ann Coulter would have a chance!

wiggys wins, thread over
2007-03-06 06:51:43 PM  
this thread is fine w/o pics... ☺
2007-03-06 06:51:52 PM  
fine as long as there are no sharp knees
2007-03-06 06:52:08 PM
2007-03-06 06:53:36 PM  
mmmm muffintops...

give me a cute blonde with a few extra pounds and a willingness to show off her body and i'm in love.

...until she hits about 28 or so, then it's back to the wild for her and time for some new meat. it's my own special catch and release program.

/ girl you're a beautiful animal
// i'll put a tag on your ear.
/// (you'd probably devour me)
2007-03-06 06:53:38 PM  
Organisers remained undecided on how to rate participants...
As of Wednesday five people, three women and two men, had registered to take part.

Anybody else suspect that this whole idea was thought up around 1 AM in a bar?
2007-03-06 06:54:18 PM  
2007-03-06 06:58:05 PM  
Pardon me, subby, but Isafjoerdur has 3000 people. For Iceland, that ain't small.
2007-03-06 06:58:18 PM
2007-03-06 06:58:30 PM  


Seriously, I would wreck that chick...

/fap fap fap
//haRUNga! Stompa Stompa!
2007-03-06 06:59:04 PM  
untrustworthy: Urgh, do not want.

/ (pops)
2007-03-06 07:00:11 PM  
2007-03-06 07:02:29 PM  
Tried to find the "inner beauty contest" from Arrested Development, but GIS failed me. So pretend there's a pic of that posted here.
2007-03-06 07:02:46 PM  
wiggys: Wow so even Ann Coulter would have a chance!

you mean her?
2007-03-06 07:03:16 PM
2007-03-06 07:03:35 PM  
2007-03-06 07:04:31 PM  
Judging begins after a night of drinking.
2007-03-06 07:06:58 PM  
Men like big boobs because it shows that woman are fertile and able to feed the kisd properly. A thin waist indicates the woman isn't pregnant (yet) which is why we like that. In principle at least.
2007-03-06 07:08:07 PM  
This thread is surprisingly useful without pictures.
2007-03-06 07:08:32 PM
2007-03-06 07:12:46 PM  

I would definately hit that....

//you don't need hands to suck dick
2007-03-06 07:14:07 PM
Hey, blame Google. Sorry.
2007-03-06 07:14:42 PM  
GIS for Gunnarsdóttir or Björnsdóttir or Jónsdóttir or Ágústsdóttir and you'll see more Icelandic women than you can shake a stick at.
2007-03-06 07:18:09 PM  
2007-03-06 07:14:07 PM UnFrSaKn

That's a fine looking glass of beer!
2007-03-06 07:19:54 PM  
90 Minute IPA GIS for Gunnarsdóttir or Björnsdóttir or Jónsdóttir or Ágústsdóttir and you'll see more Icelandic women than you can shake a stick at.


The rest are left as an exercise for the reader.
2007-03-06 07:21:17 PM  
2007-03-06 07:27:05 PM  
Uh, you can be perfectly good-looking while missing a limb.
2007-03-06 07:31:58 PM  
I'm not sure beer gogles would be enough for that contest.Anyone got some crack gogles?
2007-03-06 07:36:42 PM  
Maybe she has a chance?
2007-03-06 07:39:46 PM  
A post about Fugly women and no one has posted pic of Janet Reno? For shame.........
2007-03-06 07:44:33 PM  
Untrustworthy: I see what you did there. Took me a while to figure it out...
2007-03-06 07:48:03 PM  
I only hope that GOB Bluth will be one of the judges.

/What, I thought you guys were in the Holy Trinity?
//What about you, you game?
2007-03-06 07:49:36 PM  
UnFrSaKn, all that chick would need is longer hair, and she'd be kinda cute.

No wonder so many girls are hoaphing up every morsel of food they eat! You guys are merciless.

...mind you, I haven't gotten any in 3 years, so even the Olsen twins look good to me, now.
2007-03-06 07:50:07 PM  
Some woman who lost the genetic lottery holds a competition to see who is bravest about their physical defects... 5 people sign up... Somehow this makes it to my LCD? wtf.
2007-03-06 07:50:24 PM  
I only thought women like this were in fantasy comics.
2007-03-06 07:51:07 PM  
2007-03-06 07:27:05 PM Haruko_Haruhara: "Uh, you can be perfectly good-looking while missing a limb."

Agreed. Same goes for everything mentioned above, including sharp knees. I can't tell you how many people I've met who fit the common definition of physical beauty but when personality was factored in, were the ugliest people around. On the other hand, average-looking people can be the most beautiful.

Or maybe I'm just bitter because mega-hot chicks don't normally dig on Monocular-Americans.
2007-03-06 07:53:38 PM  
Yay! Iceland thread! I am from Bakkafjörður, but live in America and am an American citizen. Too bad that this has to do with naked ugly people...
2007-03-06 08:04:00 PM  
90 Minute IPA - Oh yes, get her like riding a tiger in a corset and some stockings with a farking mace in one hand. I would call her Princess Magdor and we would have a legion of descendants to rule all the land in our name. Maybe she could have a hot-ass lady in waiting who would join us up in the tower for some steamy nights over a pot of fondue and a few bottles of vodka. yes. yes, she will be mine.

/that farking tiger would rock
2007-03-06 08:11:18 PM  
90 Minute IPA:

Wow. Some mighty strong jaw lines in there.
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