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(News.com.au)   We still don't know who put the "hot" in 'hottentot', or the "ape" in "apricot," but police have captured the man who put the "semen" in "the girls locked in his basement"   (news.com.au) divider line 193
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2007-03-06 12:15:13 AM
haha, would read again
 
2007-03-06 12:30:09 AM
Never have I felt so guilty for laughing.

Damnit, Submitter, I'm blaming these next thousand years in Purgatory on you.
 
2007-03-06 12:38:49 AM
+32
 
2007-03-06 12:58:46 AM
Chariset
Never have I felt so guilty for laughing.

That is the highest possible praise a submitter can receive.
 
2007-03-06 01:10:11 AM
Sperm trifecta in play?
 
2007-03-06 01:40:24 AM
F*ckin' great headline.
 
2007-03-06 01:48:50 AM
More praise for the headline!
 
2007-03-06 07:42:58 AM
Farking coffee spitting headline! LMAO

+1

/liter
//suck my +1 TFers
 
2007-03-06 07:44:12 AM
wonderful headline... but now i have a rogue piece of cereal up my nose and it feels like it's eating my brain.
 
2007-03-06 07:44:48 AM
Hey submitter, how's Hell?
 
2007-03-06 07:45:09 AM
Haha I got meatloaf on my keyboard. Subby owns me more meatloaf.
 
2007-03-06 07:46:22 AM
+eleventy on that one.
 
2007-03-06 07:49:08 AM
did anyone actually read the article?
 
2007-03-06 07:50:03 AM
The kidnapping and rape of a 4 year old girl is not particularly amusing
 
2007-03-06 07:50:16 AM
Satan has pineapple waiting for your arse subby.
 
2007-03-06 07:50:24 AM
Whoa, where did that headline come from?

+1
 
2007-03-06 07:50:36 AM
I never comment on the headlines, but that one was unexpected and actually made me laugh out loud (LOL for the Internet folk)
 
2007-03-06 07:50:49 AM
I thought it was "courage."
 
2007-03-06 07:50:53 AM
Prozach-

I did, I don't recomment it.
 
2007-03-06 07:52:01 AM
Great headline.

/Feeling very guilty for laughing.
 
2007-03-06 07:52:23 AM
give bees a chance: The kidnapping and rape of a 4 year old girl is not particularly amusing

Hence the tag "sick."

Submitter, I salute you, sir.
 
2007-03-06 07:53:45 AM
SUBBY, I am going to steal that line. Well done. Go home now, nothing else you do today is going to be that good.
 
2007-03-06 07:54:41 AM
Nice play smitty!
 
2007-03-06 07:56:07 AM
Semen trifecta? That would rock.
 
2007-03-06 07:56:15 AM
I wish all the foster parents I lived with, were as kind as this Fellow. Being a south African, must mean Mississippi right?
 
2007-03-06 07:56:40 AM
"give bees a chance: The kidnapping and rape of a 4 year old girl is not particularly amusing"

Article: sick

Headline: incredible

The headline can be awesome independent of the article, and vice versa.

+1 on headline, -1 on rape of 4 yo =\
 
2007-03-06 07:57:49 AM
give bees a chance: The kidnapping and rape of a 4 year old girl is not particularly amusing

But the stick up your ass sure is.
 
2007-03-06 07:58:03 AM
You keep using that word subminazi, I don't think you know what it means.
 
2007-03-06 07:59:22 AM
uncle sasamon: +1 on headline, -8000 on rape of 4 yo =\

QFT, FTFY
 
2007-03-06 07:59:34 AM
give bees a chance The kidnapping and rape of a 4 year old girl is not particularly amusing
Agreed, but what about the 14 year old? Around these parts, I see plenty of people advocating to make it legal at that age. That girl was clearly a mature adult.

/rape is never funny
//unless you're raping a clown
 
2007-03-06 08:00:11 AM
and just like that, fark has a new standard. and i need a new shirt.
 
2007-03-06 08:00:21 AM
In case nobody has said it yet, brilliant headline subster
 
2007-03-06 08:01:10 AM
THIS HEADLINE CONFUSES AND DISTURBS!!!!
 
2007-03-06 08:06:13 AM
Headline is in really poor taste...and not the kind of poor taste that would be funny.
 
2007-03-06 08:08:05 AM
give bees a chance- You're absolutely right, there's nothing funny about the rape of a four year old girl.

Unless she's crippled or retarded.
 
2007-03-06 08:08:21 AM
Hey, to the guy's credit he kept them "quite clean".

/I read your headline you magnificent bastard
 
2007-03-06 08:13:49 AM
lolaw

Didn't come in to comment on the article just came because of the awesome headline.
 
2007-03-06 08:15:54 AM
give bees a chance

You're on the wrong website, dude.

STFU
 
2007-03-06 08:17:44 AM
L. O. L.
 
2007-03-06 08:19:06 AM
Who put the ape in apricot?
 
2007-03-06 08:20:28 AM
Relax, the "girl/girls" in question are, in hostage terms, a "non-entity". If this were a reality-based discourse I assure you, that these guys would conduct themselves with far more compassion. At least I would hope so... Also, until the off-handed accusation was made that people were "anti-4 yo and Pro-perv" the conflagration had not escalated. Chill pills all around.
 
2007-03-06 08:24:20 AM
Strangely enough, 'basement' is an anagram of 'bat semen'. Now, the 'bat cave' was essentially the 'basement' of stately Wayne Manor.

Coincidence? I think not.
 
2007-03-06 08:25:32 AM
It's funny because they're not americans.

Had they been cute blonde american little girls, most of farkers who are laughing would instead be playing armchair vigilantes and asking for the guys balls to be cut off with a rusty spoon.
 
2007-03-06 08:27:40 AM
radarlove

give bees a chance- You're absolutely right, there's nothing funny about the rape of a four year old girl.

Unless she's crippled or retarded.


HahahahahaHahahaHahahahahahahaha
 
2007-03-06 08:27:49 AM
Is it okay to find it funny before you read the article?

/first laugh of the day
 
2007-03-06 08:28:30 AM
Jaycatt: Is it okay to find it funny before you read the article?

/first laugh of the day


No, you f*cking child molester.
 
2007-03-06 08:29:03 AM
Headline was in no way good taste, and those of you who would laugh at it make me physically sick. The fact that Fark.com allowed this link with this headline is deplorable. There have been almost no comments in this thread so far that haven't praised the subby for this. I would move for his/her IP address to be banned, account deleted, or some other action to be taken. I am a guy with an unbelieveably crude sense of humor, and I know no person that would find this funny in any sense.

Unbelieveable.
 
2007-03-06 08:32:42 AM
Fragzav
Had they been cute blonde american little girls, most of farkers who are laughing would instead be playing armchair vigilantes and asking for the guys balls to be cut off with a rusty spoon.
And these same armchair vigilantes would be criticising the trolls in this thread with "Have you no shame? It's a LITTLE GIRL!1!1!", "If you had kids of your own" and "Where's your patriotism? America, fark yeah!". Oh wait, that last one is for when American *astronauts* die.
 
2007-03-06 08:32:55 AM
Chaussman: It's not like we're sitting here supporting rape (I don't think subby is, either). As I said earlier, a headline can be funny independent of whether or not the article actually is (and vice versa). The article sucks, but the headline doesn't. No bannination is needed.
 
2007-03-06 08:34:17 AM
Yeah, but who put the fark in news?
 
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