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(FunReports)   115 people arrested at Atlanta sex party. Send bail money for 112 Farkers to Drew   (funreports.com) divider line 108
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2002-08-07 10:13:03 PM
The guy who runs consumptionjunction.com (site NSFW) was there and got arrested with everyone else. He was interviewed on one of the local morning radio show and said all the women there were extremely good looking (it was invite-only). Needless to say he was extremely pissed when the cops broke it up...
 
2002-08-07 10:43:45 PM
This is a repeat, is it not?
 
2002-08-08 12:01:07 AM
"Russia Makes it Funny" ...unless it's a Fark cliche.
 
2002-08-08 01:17:42 AM
Heh. This site is run by Pravda, thus the fark cliche.

Do your research kids.
 
2002-08-08 01:19:42 AM
Secret police agents of Atlanta were watching the sex party in Club Zinc night club for three hours and then arrested all 115 people present.



Glad to see the 5-0 doing their jobs...
 
2002-08-08 01:19:51 AM
Secret police agents of Atlanta were watching the sex party in Club Zinc night club for three hours and then arrested all 115 people present.


They had to watch for 3 hours to make sure they were really having sex.
 
2002-08-08 01:20:02 AM
"Secret police agents of Atlanta"
God damn I love Russians.

Laflaflaf.

We should really have a Russian Fark party someday and some of us Farkers fly over there and kick it with the Evil Capitalist Bastard brothers at Funreports.

Maybe we can laugh with them at Russian humor of the likes where someone being killed by a rock thrown by a friend is actually funny.

Goddamn Russians rule :)
 
2002-08-08 01:20:32 AM
Ack 9 seconds. :P
 
2002-08-08 01:21:48 AM
Yeah cops just jealous they couldn't attend.
 
2002-08-08 01:21:57 AM
sex is not a crime
 
2002-08-08 01:23:33 AM
whats the big crime here other than the underage girl??
 
2002-08-08 01:24:29 AM
Boy, I sure am glad my tax dollars are being spent to keep people from indulging in non violent consensual activity.
 
2002-08-08 01:24:50 AM
9 seconds that was?
Scary. I think that it tis,
A Conspiracy.
everyone loves haikus.
 
2002-08-08 01:25:14 AM
Teenage wasteland!
 
2002-08-08 01:25:29 AM
The crime MonkeyBallzz is the sale of alcohol, state laws and city laws on sex in public forums like a club where alcohol is present, and the lack of a liquor license.

if you dont want to get arrested, next time do not post directions and information on public groups from Yahoo...
 
2002-08-08 01:27:01 AM
Damn government.
 
2002-08-08 01:28:26 AM
peepslayer: And dont have sex with 16 year old chicks in public... (I'm no pedophile... only 17 :)
 
2002-08-08 01:30:21 AM
Petition for Seattle Fark party starts here. :-p
 
2002-08-08 01:30:40 AM
Huh It looks like premarital sex is illegal in Georgia.
 
2002-08-08 01:30:43 AM
geez. glad i haven't been having sex parties at my place...
 
2002-08-08 01:32:05 AM
I wonder if this was one of Stewie's "Sexy Parties"....
 
2002-08-08 01:33:04 AM
112 farkers at a sex party that had 115 people total.

I feel sorry for that one woman.
 
2002-08-08 01:33:42 AM
If anything, I think MORE 16 year old girls should be having sex in public.
 
2002-08-08 01:34:31 AM
TheOmni - i was just looking at that site and checking out other states. i can't believe, still, that homosexual sex is outlawed in many of the states. sad.
 
2002-08-08 01:35:22 AM
What I found funny is it took the under cover police THREE HOURS of watching some women getting gang banged to come to the conclusion that something immoral and illegal was going on. I guess they had to be absolutely sure that they were sufficiently disgusted by the lude acts going on before they arrested everybody.
 
2002-08-08 01:35:40 AM
Well, like they said on the page I linked "Have you ever noticed that legislators never remove bad laws -- they just stay on the books." That's why I am strongly against most of our government.
 
2002-08-08 01:35:53 AM
Wldncrzy14
I live in Fed. Way, I'm down for a Seattle Fark party!!
 
2002-08-08 01:38:33 AM
lol, nice headline :-)
 
2002-08-08 01:39:26 AM
Code_Archeoelogist You know how those sex parties are. You think you'll just have a beer and check out the donkey show, and the next thing you know it's been three hours, you're chained to a St. Andrews Cross and an extraordinarily tall women dressed in latex is making you call her Mistress Legs while a midget ships your buttocks. Time just flies, three hours really isn't that much.
 
2002-08-08 01:41:03 AM
TheOmni - i must agree with you.

bad cop, no donut...but please watch the sex show for a few hours until you're satisfied...
 
2002-08-08 01:42:02 AM
If they don't end up shutting the club down, that's the best publicity you could ask for.
 
2002-08-08 01:42:15 AM
Silly Georgia... "it's not pre-marital if you never get married." :D
 
2002-08-08 01:43:51 AM
Omni That sounds like a good Genitorturers show, not a sex party.

BTW the link is not all that safe for work.
 
2002-08-08 01:44:33 AM
I read that it's illegal to ride a carousel in Idaho on Sunday. How's that for an obsolete rule that irrelevant legislatures should have rescinded a while ago?
 
2002-08-08 01:48:25 AM
Oooohh. I haven't heard of them before. And I think I like their sound. I think I might try listening to them more.
 
2002-08-08 01:50:10 AM
Anyone got any extra boxes I can borrow?? I am moving to Atlanta...
 
2002-08-08 01:52:02 AM
I think this is an immoral and disgraceful abuse of police power.

To show solidarity with our American friends, I call on all those local to Toronto to donate their, um, time (and perhaps money) to set up a protest fark-in at a place to be determined.

(Oh...one more thing: interviews with female potential volunteers to be conducted privately in my bedroom, with a camera set up "for our mutual protection," of course.)
 
2002-08-08 01:55:12 AM
You forget, the police are union. They do nothing while on break and their lunch break was three hours. Union rules.

FWIW, I live in Atl. and I wasn't invited. Good, cause Fulton County jails totally blow. APD cops are lazy, only work for MONEY and BRIBES, and barely do their jobs.

They should have had the party at the dom club down by Ga. Tech, the Warehouse. Dom city, and up the street, a sex shop. Not that I would know such things, mind you. I just observe geographical oddities, landmarks if you will.
 
2002-08-08 01:56:51 AM
Yeah, sex parties. Those are fun. Why not just eat raw sewage if you want to catch ugly diseases? Sex with strangers went out with the seventies.

I imagine these parties are filled with unattractive losers that have cheap sex to try and fill the empty void that is their lives.

Here's a novel idea:

Bathe, get a girlfriend and stop playing Dungeons & Dragons, Frodo.

Trust me. You'll like it.

Hipnerd
badmouth
 
2002-08-08 01:59:41 AM
115? shouldn't it have been an even number?
 
2002-08-08 02:01:38 AM
i bet everyone there was an avid dungeons and dragons player....
 
2002-08-08 02:05:51 AM
Or something involving dungeons.
 
2002-08-08 02:08:42 AM
Nope Whorbal I am part of the Atlanta roleplaying community... and none of them that I have heard of were arrested. Most of the people arrested had actually travelled from out of town to this place. They had set up a web site where you would get your "invitation". Pretty much every loser who spends half their pay check on pay for porn sites was there hoping to be able to dump a load in real human instead of their Real Doll (tm) again.
 
2002-08-08 02:18:03 AM
I bet they were all ugly though.
 
2002-08-08 02:22:50 AM
Talk of sex is cheap
women show for sex party
Farkers come in drones
 
2002-08-08 02:25:28 AM
What I found funny is it took the under cover police THREE HOURS of watching some women getting gang banged to come to the conclusion that something immoral and illegal was going on.

Kind of like the sheriff who watched all of 'Deep Throat' at a drive-in, then arrested the owner for public obscenity.

Lesson learned; Fap, blow your load, and leave before the 5-0 finish.
 
2002-08-08 02:35:00 AM
More on it here.

More 'three hour' jokes and America's Funniest Town Names. Well, I declare.
 
2002-08-08 02:37:22 AM
On a serious note though:

This was basically a private party.
Invite only
not prostitution (silly law) but consensual adult sex (exception, one girl, age of consent, sneaks in, betcha mostly nobody knew it)
Police raid it based on...
...
...
Moral charges

Religious Police?

My friends, this is no longer a free country, we are no longer allowed to partake in legal pleasures if someone finds it distasteful.

Its no longer a joke...the gov has crossed the line on many things, now it is attacking peoples right to persue happiness (however they want within the law)

They should have if anything, nabbed the young girl, slapped the owners on the wrist, and left it be.

Donno what to do now...any ideas farkers? not in the mood for a revolution tonight...how does Saturday sound? and may I be a general or someone who just tells other people to do stuff while I remain in safety please?

:)
 
2002-08-08 02:40:24 AM
Why wasn't I invited?
 
2002-08-08 02:41:41 AM
Nibbles: That young girl sneaked right up on stage...
 
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