I just came in to say that the headline made me chuckle.

Goodfeathers " Do Not Want "

I'm the kind of rabid, PETA-blowing asshole to throw a fit if you put a cat in a stupid hat. But still, I couldn't help but "lol" at the article...

Quick! Someone develop cyborg pigeon-eating pelicans!

Leave it to the Chinese to make an already-existing toy and make it crap on you.

I knew it! Even Monkeys can deliver Mail!

/Postal workers are gonna kill me now.
//Tell my cat I thought she was an OK roommate...

I hope I already read this story, because if not, I've got some farked up imagination.

And if it is a repeat, I'd let it slide for the sweet headline.

Did they belong to a crazed German Will Ferrell?

/insert pic of "Heil" pigeon here

HA, Diebold already has this technology incorporated into their voting machines.

I guess Denis Leary got rich and famous stealing Bill Hicks jokes. Maybe subby deserves a piece of him too.

bill hicks. my name is bill hicks.

//-1 submitter
///THIEF!
////prolly voted for Bush!!!!
//end trolling

No, this isn't a punk rock pigeon

Ha ha! The article makes a pun almost as good as the subby's!

(Because the species name for the pigeon is actually "Rock Pigeon". Add in "Punk Rock" and you've got yourself a funny! Ha ha ha ha! *grown*)

Nice.

It's time somebody hacked that pigeon and made it dump on those guys.

This is all we need, remote controlled flying vermin.

NUKE CHINA!

The cats are next. Finally, we can make them obey us! Mwahahaha!

/Oh who am I kidding
//They'll kill us all
///Only the penguins can save us

Did ya click on pic #2? Rubber bands? Are you serious???

/The best that Chinese technology has to offer?

I lol'ed

not a bad pun ther smitty

smitty +1

Approves.

I think subby means "The Revolutionary Pigeon Front".

/splitter

I was halfway through writing an admonishment of your misspelling before I got the joke.

I LOL'ed

BTW...



This thing looks like something I might have ripped out of my cordless phone from 1996. What's with that giant screw??

/also, birds can't hover. I call shenanigans.

//well, except hummingbirds

I never take credit for my own submissions and I very rarely comment. In this case I need to. Bill Hicks was a funny guy but he did not supply this joke. Years and years and years ago my family was attending mass. The priest, while making announcements, asked the parishioners not to feed the pigeons because they would multiply and eventualy take over the church.
My brother yelled out at the priest, "But Father wouldn't they have a coup 1st"? The priest turned red and stared at our family for what seemed like forever... My brother used to do stuff like that all the time. I thank him for teaching me to question authority and for not blindly obeying. 2 years ago life became to much for him to bear and he ended it. I miss him. Everyday.

Oh, get off your "we hate puns" high horse.

Very punny, +1 to sumbmitter

Sarah Conner?

/DRTFA

oh for the love of gawd...

+1 subby

You so punny

Eddie Izzard salutes you, subby.

/or sues you for nicking his material.

IIRC, the Terminator is an android, not a cyborg.

I'm against animal cruelty, but I have to admit that sounds pretty awesome.

/conflicted
//leaning toward awesome
///pigeons seem dumb enough to not even notice

In honor of our new pigeon overlords, I crapped on the hood of my neighbor's car

well played subby, well played...

memilkisyummy, it's probably something for tuning the RF on the board.