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2007-03-03 04:45:53 AM
You are dumb.
 
2007-03-03 04:46:26 AM
life is beautiful
 
2007-03-03 04:47:03 AM
and we don't need no steenken votes.

/heh
 
2007-03-03 04:47:52 AM
Hello, Motto.


/you suck!
 
2007-03-03 04:48:19 AM
Jeff. He sees you, submitter.
 
2007-03-03 04:48:51 AM
Don't sweat all over the small stuff, because it's probably expensive to replace and sweating on stuff in general is pretty gross.
 
2007-03-03 04:49:19 AM
Without Malice

/i can almost say that with a straight face
 
2007-03-03 04:49:30 AM
Mr. Fuzzypaws: Jeff. He sees you, submitter.

I'd put money on him being the submitter, since it was greenlit right from the start.
 
2007-03-03 04:49:52 AM
Sin Boldly.
 
2007-03-03 04:50:29 AM
"Always tell the truth; it's the easiest thing to remember."

/not my words but it's the motto I try to follow
//Mamet FTW
 
2007-03-03 04:50:41 AM
Success is one part inspiration, nine parts desperation.
 
2007-03-03 04:51:00 AM
When life gives you lemons, find some poor schmuck who'll trade you for oranges.
 
2007-03-03 04:51:25 AM
My motto is "FRONTPAGE!"

Seriously though, it's:

Whatever floats your boat and doesn't sink mine.

If everyone followed this motto... damn would the world be better.
 
2007-03-03 04:52:02 AM
no matter where you go, there you are
 
2007-03-03 04:52:18 AM
Tempus fugit.
 
2007-03-03 04:52:25 AM
"stooopid"
 
2007-03-03 04:53:05 AM
There are no rules anywhere.
The Goddess Prevails.
 
2007-03-03 04:54:04 AM
I have two:

Assumption is the mother of all farkups.

Proper planning and preparation preventions piss-poor performance.
 
2007-03-03 04:54:14 AM
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
 
2007-03-03 04:54:28 AM
LordPistachio: I'd put money on him being the submitter, since it was greenlit right from the start.

And that is why I posted that.

CtrlAltDelete: //Mamet FTW

Lincoln said it first (kinda).
 
2007-03-03 04:54:33 AM
Good thoughts, Good words, Good deeds.
 
2007-03-03 04:54:55 AM
thisispete: Proper planning and preparation preventions piss-poor performance.

Er, prevents.

/Shut up!
//runs away in shame
 
2007-03-03 04:55:36 AM
Mr. Fuzzypaws: Lincoln said it first (kinda).

Yeah, but Mamet made it cool.
 
2007-03-03 04:55:38 AM
Mr. Fuzzypaws: Jeff. He sees you, submitter.

i108.photobucket.com

/thought i saved the 'inspiration' one somewhere
 
2007-03-03 04:57:00 AM
Same as the pagans (I think):

Harm none, and do what you will.
 
2007-03-03 04:57:01 AM
Oh, and my favorite:

"Every day is a little bit better than the next."
 
2007-03-03 04:58:19 AM
blueswoman: Mr. Fuzzypaws: Jeff. He sees you, submitter.

Some f*cker made a poster just for me. It's funny, so I can't really complain, I guess.

img.photobucket.com
 
2007-03-03 04:59:05 AM
Learning stuff is neat.
 
2007-03-03 05:02:39 AM
I have two, both paraphrased:

1) It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear to be a fool, than open it and remove all doubt.

2) Rabbi Hillel: "That which is despicable to you, do not do to your fellow, this is the whole Torah, and the rest is commentary, go and learn it."
 
2007-03-03 05:02:57 AM
Smile. Make up for somebody whose not.
 
2007-03-03 05:04:12 AM
The early worm gets eaten.
 
2007-03-03 05:04:35 AM
blueswoman: /thought i saved the 'inspiration' one somewhere

The thread is still there.

---

If you Liters want to see it you'll have to pay. >:)
 
2007-03-03 05:04:49 AM
TuStultusEs: Some f*cker made a poster just for me. It's funny, so I can't really complain, I guess.

i laughed hard when you posted that the other day. now THAT one i have saved.

and i know that feeling you had. one time it almost made me hurl. true story.
 
2007-03-03 05:05:23 AM
Always be yourself.
 
2007-03-03 05:05:24 AM
Mr. Fuzzypaws: The thread is still there.

oh, the original thread? thanks, man. duh, i didn't think to look.
 
2007-03-03 05:05:29 AM
TuStultusEs: It's funny, so I can't really complain, I guess.

that was funny as hell.
 
2007-03-03 05:05:56 AM
Veni. Vidi. Vici. Veni. Veni.
 
2007-03-03 05:08:10 AM
much better visual:

i108.photobucket.com
 
2007-03-03 05:08:30 AM
blueswoman: i laughed hard when you posted that the other day. now THAT one i have saved.

Say it ain't so, Joe, -White Sox style

Dragynwing: that was funny as hell.

Yeah, I seriously thought I earned myself a nice little TF vactation after that post.
 
2007-03-03 05:10:08 AM
TuStultusEs: Say it ain't so, Joe, -White Sox style

you know it's true.
but i meant your poster (above) not your picture.
i still have that, you know.
wanna see it?
i thought not.

my other motto: ALWAYS right-click save photos of other TFers doing 'fun' stuff. it can be useful when the paypal gets a bit low ;)

/good thing i like you
 
2007-03-03 05:10:30 AM
Howie_Feltersnatch: Veni. Vidi. Vici. Veni. Veni.

you mean Veni. (wait 15-20 minutes) Veni. (wait 20-25 minutes, smoke) Veni. (kill the hooker and throw the body in a dumpster)

right?
 
2007-03-03 05:10:40 AM
Mr. Fuzzypaws: If you Liters want to see it you'll have to pay. >:)

Where is it though?? I don't know what thread that IS!

... link? :D
 
2007-03-03 05:11:36 AM
blueswoman: /good thing i like you

I will never ToD drunk again. *repeats three times.
 
2007-03-03 05:11:59 AM
drkdstryer: Where is it though?? I don't know what thread that IS!

2585590
 
amo [TotalFark]
2007-03-03 05:12:08 AM
There are four boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
 
2007-03-03 05:12:13 AM
Mr. Fuzzypaws: Jeff. He sees you, submitter.

Past Jeff's bedtime, some other Admin. Who, in the spirit of the site, has been drinking.
 
2007-03-03 05:12:41 AM
drkdstryer: Where is it though?? I don't know what thread that IS!

Jeff sees you, submitter. (pops)
 
2007-03-03 05:13:12 AM
Dragynwing: right?

I knew I was forgetting something. I gotta go down the street and through the alley to the dumpster.
 
2007-03-03 05:14:40 AM
There's a first.
 
2007-03-03 05:14:43 AM
Live every week like it's shark week
 
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