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(Yahoo)   Man hides grenade in his rectum? Nearly killed him   ( news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2007-03-02 02:28:10 PM  
"Last year, prison guards found an M67 grenade in the vagina of a female visitor"

How does that work? She walks in for a vagina inspection?

"Excuse me, ma'am, I must inspect your vagina for contraband before you go in."
 
2007-03-02 02:33:06 PM  
How many times are we going to SEE THIS shiatTY RECTUM JOKE?


/heh, shiatty
 
2007-03-02 02:54:50 PM  
Have grenades gotten smaller over the years?
 
2007-03-02 03:05:11 PM  
That take's talent. I'm sure there is a place for a guy like this in West Hollywood.
 
2007-03-02 03:07:24 PM  
The body of the M-67 hand grenade is a 2.5-inch diameter steel sphere designed to burst into numerous fragments when detonated. It produces casualties within an effective range of 49.5 feet (15 meters) by the high velocity projection of fragments. The grenade body contains 6.5 ounces of high explosive. Each grenade is fitted with a fuse that activates the explosive charge.

[image from fas.org too old to be available]

I'm not going to say anything about this guy or the girl that snuck one in the snatch.

/hotdog down a hallway
 
2007-03-02 03:13:50 PM  
Hyaku-Shiki: ow does that work? She walks in for a vagina inspection?

Metal detector probably picked it up. And she must have been pretty loose to fit one of those in.
 
2007-03-02 03:38:37 PM  
Maybe she practiced with real pineapples before trying the metal kind.

/ticket, please
 
2007-03-02 04:49:18 PM  
What an ass!

/works on TWO levels
 
2007-03-02 05:23:37 PM  
They're the same size as baseballs, yikes.
 
2007-03-02 05:25:11 PM  
No matter how many times I see this, it makes me laugh.

+1
 
2007-03-02 05:25:13 PM  
Also, the explosion will make your teeth rattle. It's the one souvenir I wish I had been able to obtain from the Army.
 
2007-03-02 05:28:34 PM  
Explosive Diarrhea?
 
2007-03-02 05:28:52 PM  
2007-03-02 05:25:11 PM xadrian

No matter how many times I see this, it makes me laugh.

+1
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I agree, +2
 
2007-03-02 05:30:22 PM  
/hotdog down a hallway


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2007-03-02 05:30:45 PM  
"They also caught another 16 inmates who each swallowed a mobile phone"

How common is it to hide things in your @$$ in prison?
What happens if one of the other prisoners discovers your stash while your in the showers?
 
2007-03-02 05:31:30 PM  
Blazetrailer


Have grenades gotten smaller over the years?

this guy is in a central american prison dude. I bet he get PITA every day and it just fits like a normal thing now.
 
2007-03-02 05:32:10 PM  
when i was in high school, a friend of mine had a defused grenade like the one pictured above...completely real looking, pins, springs and all.

we were hanging out in his room with his little brother who was maybe 8 years old. my friend takes out the 'nade and says he found it near the armory in teaneck. i knew it was a dud but i acted all amazed. his little bro didnt seem to interested.

suddenly my friend goes "whoops" and pops the pin...the spring pops and the lid flies off. you never saw an 8 year old move so fast, i thought he was gonna jump out the window, but he ran out the door and down the stairs.

the only explosion he heard was us laughing our asses off. of course he told his mom and she kicked us out of the house.
 
2007-03-02 05:33:19 PM  
Arr, but what be drivin' his nuts?
 
2007-03-02 05:37:46 PM  
when i was in high school, a friend of mine had a defused grenade like the one pictured above...completely real looking, pins, springs and all.

we were hanging out in his room with his little brother who was maybe 8 years old. my friend takes out the 'nade and says he found it near the armory in teaneck. i knew it was a dud but i acted all amazed. his little bro didnt seem to interested.

suddenly my friend goes "whoops" and pops the pin...the spring pops and the lid flies off. you never saw an 8 year old move so fast, i thought he was gonna jump out the window, but he ran out the door and down the stairs.

the only explosion he heard was us laughing our asses off. of course he told his mom and she kicked us out of the house.


I'll see your childish prank, and raise you one.

When I got my first apt. I had a bunch of people over for a party. One guy, we'll call him "stinky", was being quite boorish and getting on everyone's nerves. So my roommate pulls a rather realistic looking gun on him and I proceed to handcuff to the pole in the middle of the basement where everyone was partying. We gave Stinky a pat-down, found reefer, and then went and smoked all of it in front of him while he cursed and flailed like a caged bull. Ah the good old days...
 
2007-03-02 05:37:54 PM  
WarpZone

Might have been funnier if it won you a Darwin award though!

IMHO, don't play with crap like that unless you defused it yourself
 
2007-03-02 05:38:09 PM  
This far down and no mention of ass pennies? I'm loosing my faith in Fark
 
2007-03-02 05:39:15 PM  
Heh, loosing. Freud would be proud of me
 
2007-03-02 05:40:20 PM  
BlazeTrailer: Have grenades gotten smaller over the years?

You've . . . never seen He Who Must Not Be Viewed, have you?
 
2007-03-02 05:48:26 PM  
was his dad's gold watch in there too?
 
2007-03-02 05:50:07 PM  
This is not the kind of blow-up pussy that most farkers are used to
 
2007-03-02 05:50:16 PM  
Sounds like the next sequel to Jackass: The Movie
 
2007-03-02 05:53:35 PM  
Nice. I lol'ed.
 
2007-03-02 05:57:32 PM  
Supercollider? I just met her.

Then they built a Supercollider.

Thank you.
 
2007-03-02 06:02:57 PM  
old news...this was on quite a while back. how about keeping up with current events. farknuts.
 
2007-03-02 06:06:33 PM  
v20 is a mini-grenade it's sooooo cute!

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2007-03-02 06:07:31 PM  
bettar pic:

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2007-03-02 06:10:40 PM  
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2007-03-02 06:13:13 PM  
albuquerquehalsey, still not gonna sit on one of those. No matter how "cute" they are.
 
2007-03-02 06:14:17 PM  
d1rtfarm [TotalFark]

Explosive Diarrhea?

I came in to make the same reference... I tip my hat to you sir.
 
2007-03-02 06:15:38 PM  
May have been said already, but bravo, smitty. Well played.
 
2007-03-02 06:18:16 PM  
night_elf

Sounds like the next sequel to Jackass: The Movie

I'll help you out because seriously I think some of my brain cells died reading that...

* 2 in a series = Sequel or Duology
* 3 in a series = Trilogy or Triptych
* 4 in a series = Tetralogy
* 5 in a series = Pentalogy
* 6 in a series = hexology
* 7 in a series = heptalogy
* 8 in a series = octology
* 9 in a series = nonology
* 10 in a series = decology
* 11 in a series = undecology
* 12 in a series = dudecology

/nuf said.
 
2007-03-02 06:26:53 PM  
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2007-03-02 06:27:08 PM  
nsfw... I guess...


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Practice makes perfect.
 
2007-03-02 06:44:40 PM  
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2007-03-02 07:03:18 PM  
UGIA?
 
2007-03-02 07:22:53 PM  
Mr. "Handsgranade". If I'm the only one who gets that, then the world is a better place.
 
2007-03-02 08:45:05 PM  
Hyaku-Shiki

How does that work? She walks in for a vagina inspection?


No, in both cases the prison guards are trained to look for people with really good posture.
 
2007-03-02 08:58:05 PM  
Not even close, ununcle.
 
2007-03-02 10:28:57 PM  
I have heard that joke for over 40 years and it never gets old. Distilled to 4 words, its true essence.
 
2007-03-02 10:29:34 PM  
mclean and mclean FTW!
 
2007-03-02 11:50:33 PM  
"Rectum? Damn near killed em!"

Yeah, I gotta agree with mcbearbryant. Still damn funny.
 
2007-03-03 04:41:49 AM  
Guards at the San Francisco Gotera prison outside the capital San Salvador found the V40 grenade, about the size of a golf ball, lodged up the man's rectum during a security clampdown, a prison spokesman said on Thursday.

Maybe I'm the only one, but in the context of this whole grenade up arse thing, I find that pretty damn funny.
 
2007-03-03 06:46:41 AM  
Pop quiz: Where's the absolute LAST place in the world you should hide a grenade?

If you answered "up my ass" give yourself a cookie.
 
2007-03-03 11:51:33 AM  
Hello, someone call?
 
2007-03-04 05:47:34 AM  
Mr. Slave could smuggle in Paris Hilton.
 
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