thank you IdBeCrazyIf.

Its selfless farkers like you that keep this place alive.

She's not real pretty, but those are some nice breasteses.

Xeed

Thank you. But that was a tragic disappointment.

I did however learn the German word, "Ex-Stripperin".

Boobies are really nice but that face, dear god.

Olympic games.

Two athletes warming up.

First man, on seeing how lean and long legged his fellow Olympian is, asks, " Excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?".

Looking round, surprised, the other athelete replies, "No, I'm actually German...but how did you know my name was Walter?"
/Billy Connolly via Chick Murray
//Best told rather than written

She's an ugg-o do not want

That's kinda what I had in mind when I read "25 years old, 5 kids, ex-stripper".

Yeah, no surprises there.

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?



Ja!... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

So what is his problem with people from poland?

FTA His wife Susanne, 25, backed his protest until the former stripper and mother of their five children decided she had had enough.

She wanted another baby, dammit. Get down off that pole and knock her up!

Man... I thought it was going to be about some German guy all up in arms about the Polish.

Let's all have a Pole Protest! Taking all our best jokes...

He's not sick, but he's not well.

how did she get inside the lunchbox?

No one asked how this guy pooped for 10 days in a box ontop of a pole. I don't think there was plumbing and I'm pretty sure they'd have knocked him down if he just started hanging over the edge...

Everyone's coming to get him, just say you never met.

MoPC:
It is amazing what pros can do w/makeup and PS.

I love seeing things like this cause my wife is 39 and is way hotter than that frauline.

/not ex-stripperin

Ich würde es schlagen.

behold the power of boobs.

NSFW link to boobies

http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/news/fotogalerien/aktuell-2007/mast-internet-b etrueger/mast-internet-frau-020307/fg-mast-internet-frau,templateId=renderInli ne,picture=0.html

JPhilB

I love seeing things like this cause my wife is 39 and is way hotter than that frauline.

Oh yeah? We'll be the judges of that.

Well? Pictures? Come on, we don't have all day!

I'd hit it. She is kinda ugly, but I'm no homo.

Son of Thunder: Knees too sharp for ya, Sparky?

Nah. More hairdo and snatchlasticity issues, really.

I demand more hot German boobies.

When I first read about the 5 kids I was picturing a pair of pantyhose with an orange down each leg for boobies.

Der Mastmann ist kaput!

Der Mastmann ist kaput ins „Vogelhaus"....

Breastesesess FTW

"Kein Wunder", indeed!

See, married ladies, as the phrase goes, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

Nice rack, but man, what a butter face.
I'd hit it if she wore a paper bag as a helmet.

I wonder if a liar and a whore have kids that are lying whores?

Man On Pink Corner: Um, all you "butterface" whiners do realize that's what women look like when spotted in the wild, right?

I mean, before the modelling agencies and editorial bureaus, who buy Photoshop time like you buy Kleenexes, does their stuff?

Oh, absolutely. All women have imperfections and I am usually one of the ones who can see the good through them. However, this chick just IS a butter face. No amount of makeup can bring her eyes closer together or fix her chin or her forehead. Some women just aren't cute, this is one of them. At least she has some nice boobies to fall back on, clearly that can go a long way :)

Meh, I hit better looking German ladies when I was stationed there.

I'd hit it mit mine über schlong!

To be a stripper you don't need a pretty face, you just need a nice body. If her boobs still look that good after 5 kids, imagine what they looked like before the rug rats... She's not that bad, I'd hit it.

Please......NO MORE HASSELHOFF!

Nutsac_Jim

Ok man...no more of that. That's just freakin' me out...

I submitted the same article with a better headline.

wing nut: How did she get in his lunchbox?

Step 1:

Nutsac_Jim... I hate you so very, very much.

Where's the boobies tag when you need it.

"So hat sie ihn runtergeholt!"

Means both this is how she got him down and this is how she jerked him off...

"Sex ist entspannend und tut Geist und Körper gut."

Truer words were never spoken.

/I'ld hit it.

Whaddya think Schultzy, would ya hit it??