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(Yahoo)   Actual headline: "Topless wife photo ends German man's pole protest"   (uk.news.yahoo.com) divider line 97
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2007-03-02 12:35:21 PM  
Just couldn't keep it up any longer, huh?
 
2007-03-02 12:52:25 PM  
And that headline made my company's firewall kick into gear. I can't see the article.
 
2007-03-02 12:53:18 PM  
5 kids at 25 and the hubby is going to jail?

damn that sucks, but she chose that life.
 
2007-03-02 12:53:28 PM  
SpEoCsOtND!

//probly not by the time I click
 
2007-03-02 12:53:32 PM  
This thread is useless without pics.
 
2007-03-02 12:53:41 PM  
Thread is useless
 
2007-03-02 12:54:13 PM  
damn.

But the headline says "photo". heh heh
 
2007-03-02 12:54:50 PM  
boobies
 
2007-03-02 12:55:39 PM  
He came right down, she told Bild

I bet
 
2007-03-02 12:56:09 PM  
Im Deutschland boobs salve alle Debatten!
 
2007-03-02 12:56:13 PM  
Here now you can RTFA at work...

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man who spent 10 days in a self-made box atop a 22-metre (72 foot) high pole to protest a looming jail term was lured off his perch by his wife -- who sent up a topless picture of herself in his lunch box.


Fred Gregor, 45, was bidding to have his 15-month conviction for fraud overturned by squatting in his tiny 3.25 square metre cubicle atop a converted television mast. He told Reuters in a telephone interview last week that he wanted a new trial.


His wife Susanne, 25, backed his protest until the former stripper and mother of their five children decided she had had enough. Bild newspaper published the topless photo of herself in a wedding dress she sent him. He came right down, she told Bild.
 
2007-03-02 12:56:34 PM  
useless...
 
2007-03-02 12:56:57 PM  
pixistick Basically: He's protesting fraud charges in a box on a pole and his wife is an ex-stripper with 5 kids and sent a picture of her saggy boobs in his lunchbox and I guess he fell down.
 
2007-03-02 12:56:58 PM  
He came right down? #6 is in the oven.
 
2007-03-02 12:57:26 PM  
Are they sure this wasn't just a David Blaine stunt?
 
2007-03-02 12:57:47 PM  
Can someone call my cell when the picture finally gets posted?
 
2007-03-02 12:58:13 PM  
"...who sent up a topless picture of herself in his lunch box"

How did she get in his lunchbox?
 
2007-03-02 12:58:21 PM  
NSFW link (with pic): http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/news/2007/03/02/mastmann-ehefrau/ende-hochsitz .html
 
2007-03-02 12:58:26 PM  
ha..this is what I thought u ment by pole protest
 
2007-03-02 12:59:24 PM  
Topless photo of her in a wedding dress. That must've been a helluva dress. Wonder what the bridesmaids wore?
 
2007-03-02 12:59:46 PM  

His wife Susanne, 25, backed his protest until the former stripper and mother of their five children decided she had had enough. Bild newspaper published the topless photo of herself in a wedding dress she sent him. He came right down, she told Bild.


45, 25, 5 kids, former stripper... Interesting...
 
2007-03-02 01:01:06 PM  
she's 20 years younger than him.... niiiiceee
 
2007-03-02 01:02:15 PM  
Is “ending pole protest” a term for masturbation, because seeing a topless photo usually ends my pole protest.
 
2007-03-02 01:02:52 PM  
novbo

I'd let her sit on my pole.
 
2007-03-02 01:03:12 PM  
3 times a charm

omfg.....third reject in a row...what are the size limitations on a jpg post...2kb????
 
2007-03-02 01:03:19 PM  
5 kids... at 25. "Former" Stripper. Yeah, I imagine it gets pretty difficult to pole dance for money with enough stretch marks on you that Michelin wants to design an all weather tire tread based on them. Topless in the wedding dress... well, with 5 kids at 25 she was probably preggs during the wedding. Aaaand big as a house.

Given all that, I'd say this thread is just *fine* without pics thanks.

\shudder
\pole dancer, meet pole sitter
\what are the odds?
 
2007-03-02 01:03:24 PM  
To appeal your conviction in Germany just sit in box atop 72 foot pole -- or get a new lawyer?
 
2007-03-02 01:03:59 PM  
Man by the looks of her in that picture she doesn`t get much sleep or out in sunlight....
 
2007-03-02 01:04:25 PM  
mrtj

congradulations...you got it

/and thanks for sharing
 
2007-03-02 01:04:57 PM  
nice hut!
 
2007-03-02 01:05:27 PM  
Spektyr

"She said she was 19 but she had more lines on her than a mirror at Studio 54"
 
2007-03-02 01:06:52 PM  
Bild newspaper published the topless photo of herself in a wedding dress she sent him.

WTF sentence??
 
2007-03-02 01:07:32 PM  
i lose at teh interwebs
hut here(p)
 
2007-03-02 01:07:50 PM  
DO NOT WANT
 
2007-03-02 01:09:23 PM  
Sorry, mods, let's try again with the NSFW warning...

NSFW: http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/erotik/startseite/erotik.html

German online ads are more fun than American ads.
 
2007-03-02 01:09:38 PM  
No strippers in white lacy stuff?

/sad
 
2007-03-02 01:09:53 PM  
i176.photobucket.com
German man in question?
 
2007-03-02 01:10:21 PM  
He 45, she 25? He has violated the Gentleman's Rule of .5(x)+7 (which is still too forgiving to old farts).

Send him to jail. Dirty old bastid.

/Only slightly jealous.
 
2007-03-02 01:12:13 PM  
NSFW!

http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/news/fotogalerien/aktuell-2007/mast-internet-b etrueger/mast-internet-frau-020307/mfb-6331835-mast-frau-HF,templateId=renderS caled,property=Bild,width=245.jpg

Thread not worthless anymore!

/no html :(
 
2007-03-02 01:15:30 PM  
crappit, it didn't work.

novbo got it.

NSFW

http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/news/2007/03/02/mastmann-ehefrau/ende-hochsitz .html

for some reason FARK makes a space between "hochsitz" and ".html", just remove that space.

/sorry for no html skilz
 
2007-03-02 01:18:55 PM  
Can we get a SFW edit for those of us still trapped in the grind?

Please!
 
2007-03-02 01:20:07 PM  
So many links to nekid women at bild.de i still can't figure out which is the wife in question.

/scheisse
 
2007-03-02 01:20:16 PM  
45-year-old guy with a 25-year-old former stripper wife, with five kids?

Guess trailer trash behavior isn't limited to the US.
 
2007-03-02 01:20:40 PM  
Isn't it against the Muslim's religion to see a naked woman?

If so, we should send in an army of Topless Women soldiers. We'ld end the Iraq war in a week.

/Funniest headline I've seen in a long time.
 
2007-03-02 01:22:21 PM  
 
2007-03-02 01:24:27 PM  
I'm surprised no one mentioned the butterface.
 
2007-03-02 01:25:00 PM  
Apparently he lost something in the german translation of "...put your junk in the box...."

"Just your 'schnitzen gruben' you fool!"

/semi obscure double refernce?
//for both the young and the not so young
 
2007-03-02 01:26:23 PM  
absoluteparanoia: Can we get a SFW edit for those of us still trapped in the grind?

Don't say I never done nothing for you folks.

i4.photobucket.com

And yea.. I would sooo hit that.
 
2007-03-02 01:29:05 PM  
Xeed: Thread not worthless anymore!

/no html :(


Based on the number of schmoes who can't create a proper link, I beg to differ.
 
2007-03-02 01:30:44 PM  
Those aren't stretch marks, they're a roadmap to paradise.
 
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