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(Metro)   Man smokes cigarettes through eyes and ears. You don't even want to know what he eats with   (metro.co.uk) divider line 34
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2007-03-01 02:16:38 PM
You'd grimace too, if you knew where he was blowing smoke rings.
 
2007-03-01 02:33:18 PM
Londo is not impressed.

www.midwinter.com
 
2007-03-01 03:38:22 PM
droppin' a deuce
 
2007-03-01 03:38:39 PM
Subby: You don't even want to know what [???] eats with

Youa speeka goood engwhish.
 
2007-03-01 03:43:57 PM
img.metro.co.uk
 
2007-03-01 03:43:59 PM
However, it won't bother him if the oil hits his anus...
 
2007-03-01 03:44:35 PM
That's a new way to get a black eye.

Maybe he ate the "he"...?
 
2007-03-01 03:45:28 PM
Is it his butthole?
 
2007-03-01 03:45:54 PM
Bottom of the article really reads...
"So be warned: don't try this at home. Certainly don't try it at home, video it, stick it on YouTube and send us the link. Really don't do that."

WTF?
 
2007-03-01 03:47:15 PM
Did someone steal the pronoun?! Quick, somebody catch .
 
2007-03-01 03:47:44 PM
Circus in town?? Damn, I missed it...
 
2007-03-01 03:53:20 PM
i bet if he put food up his ass he'll shiat out his mouth
 
2007-03-01 03:55:16 PM
"i bet if he put food up his ass he'll shiat out his mouth"

I heard it's healthier that way...
 
2007-03-01 04:10:43 PM
I sense a photoshop coming
 
2007-03-01 04:14:51 PM
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach is impressed though.
 
2007-03-01 04:26:44 PM
"get...uhhh, up...uhhh, in there"
and that is how you eat a turkey by introrectrogestion

/funny!!
//and I base that on absolutly nothing!
 
2007-03-01 04:45:02 PM
img67.imageshack.us

Approves.
 
2007-03-01 04:53:36 PM
I call shenanigans on the ear smoking thing..
 
2007-03-01 05:04:31 PM
ghengis.sean.googlepages.com
 
2007-03-01 05:05:14 PM
ghengis.sean.googlepages.com
 
2007-03-01 05:09:41 PM
If he can smoke with his ears, it probably means he's missing an ear drum or two
 
2007-03-01 05:17:45 PM
A spork?
 
2007-03-01 05:51:58 PM
inlinethumb43.webshots.com
 
2007-03-01 05:58:49 PM
Look, he has the time-travelling "scrunchy face"!

/got nuthin'
 
2007-03-01 06:02:24 PM
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach is not impressed.

/obscure?
 
2007-03-01 06:20:44 PM
You don't even want to know what he eats with

A knife & fork? Chopstix? Sporks?
 
2007-03-01 06:22:05 PM
home.nc.rr.com
 
2007-03-01 07:30:00 PM
www.strike-the-root.comwww.concreteloop.com
 
2007-03-01 08:34:36 PM
the people who wrote the article really dont want to get sued, do they?
 
2007-03-01 09:05:22 PM
Now THAT's a fark headline.

fark all these pinko-comminie-republican bastards.
 
2007-03-01 11:00:44 PM
This wouldn't be the first time. Then again, I don't think Kenneth Keith Kallenbach ever, actually, succeeded.
 
2007-03-01 11:31:14 PM
It will totally suck when he gets eyelid cancer.
 
2007-03-02 01:51:30 AM
"'What is more uncomfortable is that two-thirds of adult Chinese men currently smoke which will mean many millions of entirely preventable deaths over the next 50 years in China unless they can be helped to quit.'"

Yea they kind of need that in China, or at least for our Earth. China is industrializing, and will soon become much like the United States. When that happens our Earth will be in bad shape so to speak.

/Two things cigarettes are good for is population control, and getting rid of idiots.
//I only wish they would make them more deadly.
 
2007-03-02 08:24:24 AM
Prime-8: It was the first thing I thought of when reading it hahahahah thank you Prime-8 and thank you again, Fark!
 
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