Granpappy "Louisville Slugger" Jefferson says, "Is that all you got sucka!?"

Today's teenagers are complete wussies.

Back in the day, we would have had the cash in under 15 seconds.

/How times have changed

Never fight a land war in Asia.
Never pick a fight with a man named Buster.

wruley-
A generation of young men, raised by their single mothers.

What did you expect?

My kid brother (Who is much younger than I) was on a pee-wee soccer team, and occasionally I would attend the matches. It wasn't until I did this, that I realized how much different things are. There was this boy who was being raised by his mom and grandmother, this kid was the biggest pussy I have ever seen. He didn't even want to be there, because he was afraid of the other kids, afraid of the ball, afraid of hurting himself, etc.

Even though his mom was a seeyounexttuesday, I had to appreciate what she was doing. She knew the kid would never have a chance if she didn't force him to participate in sports.

Quote: "You know, I thought I was too old. I thought my time had passed. I thought I'd never hear the screams of pain or see the look of terror in a young man's eyes. Thank heaven for children." - Abraham Simpson

What is it with all the muggings in England?

You'd think that without guns there people wouldn't be so violent or behave in criminal manners....

I know that I would want my elderly and young women unarmed incase a group of teenagers came after them. It only makes sense.

/hee hee hee flame on

ShonenBat, that's what I was thinking of

By the time somebody reaches 100, if they're still in good enough shape to work, I'm not messing with them. They likely know every dirty trick in the book, may be a combat vet, and likely have a pain tolerance level unheard of in your standard 20 year old. They also have very little to loose.

therecksays

PsychoTherapist I was just thinking the same thing.

Same here. Surprised KHITBASH wasn't in the headline.

2007-02-28 06:05:02 AM Maui Haui


Buster fell down in the whore house and this is the best story he could come up with for his wife about the bruised rib and bumped noggin. Yay gramps!
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Lying old bastard. Why do these geriatric drunks always claim there were three attackers?



10/29/06 thread:
Old man attacked by robbers who didn't know that he was trained in ass-whupping back in the day. "Looks like he had everything under control," cop says, making sure to stay the hell off his lawn

drharmful
I came into this thread to check that Pai Mai was present and correct. Thanks for not letting me down.

Got to admit upon reading this article I didn't believe the story one bit. Old people are just as dishonest as the rest of us farkers who seem to lie about shiat constantly. I, obviously, can't say it's true one way or another with 100% certainty but, as fate would have it, it seems the only person who can attest to its truth is the old man himself. Until a witness or one of the kids comes forward I'm gonna have to go with my gut feeling of "BS".

/Old people are just young people who've had more time to get angry
//Get off their lawn, or they'll tell the paper's they kung-fu'd your ballz

Stay off me lawn young Sean Thornton!



/Old Dan Tobin, the Original Cane Man

wruley

Today's teenagers are complete wussies.

Back in the day, we would have had the cash in under 15 seconds.

/How times have changed

Damn straight

However, I do enjoy the fact that them young punks call me "sir" and that they avoid loitering on my lawn.

So he was coming back from the bar...that makes him drunk as hell.

Ah, I found his photo, then. Pai Mei? NO. Mr. Miyagi? NO.

This is clearly the spiritual successor of:

100 years old and fights off muggers and works 5 days a week washing cars?

Yeah, I'm gonna have to call bullshiat on this one. No way he is a day over 97.

"I pushed one and kung-fu kicked the other one between the legs."

I wonder how "Squeeky" is asplaining his injuries to his friends?


Ed Gruberman approves!

Another member for the Grey Horde. They want you off everybody's lawn.

1) Named Buster Martin
2) Married to the same woman for 87 years (since he was 13).
3) 17 kids.
4) Still works, and drinks.

These are all verifiable facts. Since these all seem to be true, this is one tough SOB regardless. He doesn't need to make up a story to prove he's tough. I believe him.

/87 years married to the same woman. My brain cannot process this information. Wow.

car washer by day, #1 by night

Ishidan

HOLY DAMN! YOU WIN THE THREAD. I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!! AND ITS NON-ENDING!!!!


/caps lock is cruise control for awesome

Cosmic Crab

Boot to the head

I wonder how old his wife was when he married her if he was 13 at the time

Wow, this old farker's lawn must be IMMACULATE.

Wow, I hope I take three guys in in my prime!