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(NCBuy)   Been bitten by a crocodile lately? Yes? Then you get a free case of beer.   ( divider line
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2002-08-06 12:14:09 AM  
What a crock

2002-08-06 12:14:28 AM  
I need a crocodile, and a short stick to beat it with.

Then again, I could just go down to the store and get a case. But chick dig crocodile scars.
2002-08-06 12:15:29 AM  
Crikey! I've got a alligator bite on me bum!

Now only if they gave away free "Girls Gone Wild" DVDs for every gator bite...
2002-08-06 12:18:03 AM  
Well this sucks ass, I have a huge shark bite on my right arm, maybe I can convince some farkers to buy me a beer at the Pub thursday night at the KC Fark Party.
2002-08-06 12:20:04 AM  
Been bitten by a crocodile lately? No? Then in Lexington KY, you bite crocodile.
2002-08-06 12:21:25 AM  
Those wiley bastards...
2002-08-06 12:22:31 AM  
IamGod2u I actually had to read that three times before I got it. I think that means it is time for me to go to sleep.
2002-08-06 12:24:10 AM  
I can see all the Mullet Heads heading to the local zoo hoping for a bite so they could have a drink.
2002-08-06 12:24:12 AM  
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
2002-08-06 12:25:40 AM  
Do we get free cigarettes for farking a camel?
2002-08-06 12:26:08 AM  

send the beer to 564 N. Pine Street....
2002-08-06 12:27:14 AM  
I can see Steve Irwin in a beer commercial...."Crikey!...this beer taste like croc piss!"
2002-08-06 12:33:08 AM  
What do you get if Mike Tyson bites you?
2002-08-06 12:35:53 AM  
2002-08-06 12:36:12 AM  
Free beer. Bork bork bork!
2002-08-06 12:38:23 AM  
We're supposed to listen to a news outlet that can't tell the difference between pallet and palate? They make it sound like a verbal quote (talking about his voice) it's their screw up on the spelling.
2002-08-06 12:48:36 AM  
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Here's the Beer!
2002-08-06 12:55:03 AM  
Steve Irwin is gonna be one loaded Aussie for life.

I can just see now the influx of rednecks and hillbillies who will find this amusing and attempt to get "bitten" to claim a free case of beer.

Someone oughtta tell `em that crocs don't "bite"...they'll tear your whole farkin' arm off...

2002-08-06 01:03:13 AM  
Finally, Elmer, who talks a little like the Swedish Chef from "The Muppet Show," hopes to get a hold of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin's address so the company can, quote, "send him palate of beer, yeah, for sure, whole palate beer."

2002-08-06 01:19:40 AM  
let the lawsuits commense.
2002-08-06 01:44:56 AM  
I doubt Steve Irwin is going to take up the offer...I am assuming it's american beer being offered, we Aussies like our beer to have some alcohol content.
2002-08-06 01:45:46 AM  
Once again the man attacked by a cougar gets shafted.
2002-08-06 02:13:28 AM  
ROFL antibiotics. G1 Narmacil
2002-08-06 03:52:45 AM  
The Swedish-based Crocodile Beer company is offering...

something in the above statement leads me to believe that crocodile beer isn't made in america. but the point about aussies liking their alcohol content was well noted.
2002-08-06 05:07:43 AM  
Be back later... I've gotta find me a croc...
2002-08-06 07:59:39 AM  
How many idiots are now going to go roam around in crock infested areas just so they can get a free case of beer? This seems pretty dangerous to me.
2002-08-06 08:03:46 AM  
Er, ah, croc. Whatever.
2002-08-07 05:03:43 AM  
That beer tastes like shiat, really.
2002-08-12 06:30:00 PM  
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