??? Got me.

Are you the one dropping acid subby?

This got greenlit?
Subby's not the only one dropping acid.

You have no idea how freaky that headline just sounded to me... I need some sleep...

Must've been a typo on the page; looks like they fixed it.

Nice marmoset, man.

Can we just make up weird headlines now? Even if they don't pertain to the article whatsoever?

OK I'm *really* drunk & i dont get irt?

whoa... I want in

Could somebody bother explaining this to the people who don't get it, Please?

/just posted this in another thread
//but this time I mean it.

80% chance subby is a FarkTard.

It's simple....
The budget deficit now stands at about 1.4 percent of the nation's GDP, well below the 2.3 percent that's been the norm since 1970, according to economist Michael Darda of MKM Partners in Greenwich, Conn. "At the current pace, the budget could move back into surplus as early as May 2008," Mr. Darda wrote in a report to clients last week.

Well, the weather blows here in Ohio and it's going to either stay crappy or get worse.
Either way, I'm staying inside this weekend. I've got a liter of Crown Royal, A large bottle
of wine and 4 bottles of Guinness. Fark the great outdoors; a guy could end up like Jack
in The Shining out there.

Marmosets? Are you sure they're not pink elephants, subby?

Do Wha?

where is the funny

100% chance I'm not gonna waste my time commenting on this thread.

/wait..what? Doh!

The fog is getting thicker!

I tried singing the headline to the tune of "Lucy in the Sky With Diammonds." It almost works, especially the marmosets bit.

Subby Cheetad me out of 60 seconds.

"I'll save you ma'am! We gotta get outta here! Before he lets slip the marmosets!"

/obscure?

Wait, what?

My chimps with spears link didn't make it but this gets thru? Stupid website.

fbxrd! This weekend? fbxrdawzm!

You, your headline, and the article suck.

ctrl-f "marmoset"

no results.

Walter Sobchak: Also, let's not forget - let's NOT forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.

The Dude: What are you, a f****** park ranger now?

Walter Sobchak: No, I'm...

The Dude: Who gives a s*** about the marmot!

So it's not just Florida's stupid stories that are getting greenlit, now we're subjected to it's weather forcasts? I even live in Florida, and I don't care.
I was hoping for flying animals with big nasty pointy claws. Pic goodness would have made my day.

Ron Burgandy here reporting on this breaking news for Florida's residents of Brevard County:


High temperatures today in Brevard County will close in on the 80s under sunny skies.

This is Ron Burgandy signing out, Go fbxrd yourself Brevard County!

/article seems rather, localish
//almost to the point of, oh i don't know
///making me not give a shiat?

I'd like a little more marmoset in my marmosettage links, OK?

Gotta watch them marmosets:

Marmoset there'd be days like this.

There'd be days like this, my marmoset.

Marmoset, marmoset.

This thread needs more marmoset cowbell.

That article rocked.

Can I get a headline without so much marmoset it it?

/or rat

I'll assume there was something funny on that page that was fixed since it went green?

Knobee, you would be wrong. It never had anything interesting, or remotely resembling marmosets......

Beware the rare kodiak marmoset...

At least that is what Ren and Stimpy taught me.

The_Pole_Of_Justice FTW!

That's goin' back some!

/golf clap