We really need use of the tag here.

/or maybe not.

I must say, I'm a bit arroused.

There is nothing in that headline that turned me off. Is that wrong?

How big was that pot??

Oh, the shenanigans I missed by not being a rich and bored Catholic schoolgirl with bi-curious and scatological tendencies.

Chariset: The Aristocrats!

ha nice

Oh tee hee, pooping in a pot is actually alot better than all the cocaine and other drugs that were the highlight of my exclusive Catholic girl's school retreat.

I went to a private Cat'lik high school. Someone took a lump of shiat and wrote "TURD WRITING" in 18"-24" block letters on one of the bathroom walls.

Oddly enough, nobody ever admitted doing it. I wish I'd had the inspiration but, alas, I had to tell everyone who assumed it was me (90% of the other students, and most of the faculty) that I had nothing to do with it.

I wish camera phones existed back in '80...

Chariset: *mutter*

Jeez! Way to steal the joke from the headline.
Sheesh!

Hmm... I'll go for the skinny dipping part. The urinating and defecating part... that's just beyond sick.

Urinate and defecate into a cooking pot is fine but can you imagine the ring around the pot that 20 skinny dipping catholic school girls will leave..

im not going to RTFA, b/c i want to imagine the details myself.

Is it wrong to want to know more details about this story?

Duke of Edinburgh sucks

hah hah great headline.

I didn't know Mexican food was in the menu.

oh no... this Aristocrats thing is gonna be just like the "news:,not news: Fark:" headline cliche isn't it?

Come on people, can't we leave the cliches to the threads?

How much for the pot?

Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like to go to with all that crazy shiat on the walls?

I'm for it!

submitter: 20 teenage girls

I'm listening.

from an exclusive Catholic school

You have my undivided attention. Please continue.

go skinny dipping,

Yes? YES? AND?

urinate

Uh... Okay. Fine. I'll roll with that, sure.

and defecate

[Pause]
Okay, 'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now.

into a cooking pot

Ah, screw it. I'm outta here.

Catholic school girls rule...

In the class shes taking notes
Just how deep deep is my throat
Mother mary dont you know
Shes got eyes like marylin monroe

Catholic school girls rule...

From the cross shes raised her head
This is what the sister said
Give no love until youre wed
Live no life until youre dead

The good books says we must suppress
The good books says we must confess
But who cares what the good books says
Cause now shes taking off her dress

Catholic school girls rule...

Lead us into temptation
We are pure divine creation
Talkin about my generation
Injected with the seed of emaculation
Catholic !

Pics?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=V3_-tMS3zEY

The pot needs more Sashimi

/ Lets see them catholics do this..

Come out Virginia, don't let me wait
You Catholic girls start much too late
aw But sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one

well, They showed you a statue, told you to pray
They built you a temple and locked you away
But they never told you the price that you pay
For things that you might have done.....
Only the good die young
thats what i said
only the good die young x2

You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
aw But that never hurt no one

So come on Virginia show me a sign
Send up a signal I'll throw you the line
The stained-glass curtain you're hiding behind
Never lets in the sun
Darlin' only the good die young
(woah x5 )
i tell ya
only the good die young x2

You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation
You got a brand new soul
mmmm, And a cross of gold
But Virginia they didn't give you quite enough information
You didn't count on me
When you were counting on your rosary
(oh woah woah)

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it's better but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
the Sinners are much more fun...

you know that only the good die young
oh woah baby
i tell ya
only the good die young, X2


You say your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation
Aww She never cared for me
But did she ever say a prayer for me? oh woah woah

Come out come out come out virgina dont let me wait,
You catholic girls start much too late
Sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one,
You know that only the good die young

I'm telling you baby
You know that only the good die young
Only the good die young
Only the gooooooooooooooood
Only the good die young
Only the gooooooooooooooood
Only the good die young
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooo...
You've gotta love a song that's all about trying to corrupt catholic school girls. GOTTA

5OV:

RHCP! Exactly!

Purple Sheeple Eater: Come on people, can't we leave the cliches to the threads?

You must be--aw, crap.

Whoa, exclamation mark in the headline...

Niiiice!

/got nuthin

kidkeno

Wow.

Again with the Catholics! But I have to admit the girls suck a good weiner.

N. S. Radieaux: submitter: 20 teenage girls

I'm listening.

from an exclusive Catholic school

You have my undivided attention. Please continue.

go skinny dipping,

Yes? YES? AND?

urinate

Uh... Okay. Fine. I'll roll with that, sure.

and defecate

[Pause]
Okay, 'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now.

into a cooking pot

Ah, screw it. I'm outta here.


Funny, it's like you read my mind.

Rich people suck.

I'm waiting for the David Wooderson "Alright Alright Alright" pic to be posted.

You stay classy

teenage girls poop?

Deathfrogg
kidkeno
Wow.
........................................
Is that friggin wild or what, I skipped ahead a few minutes, then I saw the fish..HOLY CRAP..Never saw anything like that ever..
Ninjas are 4 real..

I think I've channeled the zeitgeist of the collective consciousness when I say:

"Uhhh.....HUH....."

Now, anyone else thinking that this school might not be teaching the good Christian values it claims to?

Or, if it is, why did my school not teach these values? 13 years at a Lutheran School, and the best we had was chicks branding themselves with fire-heated forks on camp.

/Too harsh a Christian upbringing can lead to a complete moral loop.
//Scary, no?
///Cardinal Ratzinger, I'm looking in your direction, possibly.
////Probably not
//Slash-o-matic!

Catholic girls
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic girls
In the rectory basement
Father rileys a fairy
But it dont bother mary
Catholic girls
At the cyo
Catholic girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?

All the way
Thats the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-hip-hooray
For all the class they show
Theres nothing like a catholic girl
At the cyo
When they learn to blow...

Vd vowdy vootie
Right away
Thats the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
Theres nothing like a catholic girl
With her hand in the box
When shes on her knees

Catholic girls
In a little white dress
Catholic girls
They never confess
Catholic girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic girls
Ooooooh!
Catholic girls
Ooooooh!

/This is the Central Scrutinizer
//The White Zone is for loading and unloading only

So I'm slamming my dick in the drawer, and its getting flatter and flatter. So then I start hitting my son with it and his eyeball pops out and I see opportunity.

What do you call it?

The Aristocrats!