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(Some Guy)   After the failure of their "Guns for Drugs" program, Jamaica would like to announce the new and improved "Guns for Meat" program   (jamaica-gleaner.com) divider line 47
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2007-02-21 03:22:55 PM
Ooooh, the cow better look out!
 
2007-02-21 03:24:06 PM
I would like some meat.
 
2007-02-21 03:24:13 PM
why not just use my gun to take your drugs?
 
2007-02-21 03:24:37 PM
Finally I can trade in my second gun, so I can feed the dog.
 
2007-02-21 03:26:02 PM
With my own gun, I can get my own meat...duh!
 
2007-02-21 03:26:11 PM
Is the cow OK?
 
2007-02-21 03:26:12 PM
SNORT. Beats Guns for Tofu. *shudder*
 
2007-02-21 03:26:26 PM
Isn't it easier to shoot something for meat?

/Cats taste like chicken.
 
2007-02-21 03:26:26 PM
Haven't they realized you can use the gun to get the meat for free!
 
2007-02-21 03:27:20 PM
As a matter of fact, they're thinking of phasing out money altogether.
 
2007-02-21 03:27:21 PM
i91.photobucket.com

GIS for meat gun
 
2007-02-21 03:27:54 PM
How much meat should I bring to get a nice AR-15? If I bring in more later can I trade up?
 
2007-02-21 03:28:52 PM
Kenziewho
With my own gun, I can get my own meat...duh!

Yes. Something I recall about giving a man a fish...and teaching him how to fish.

/sounds fishy
 
2007-02-21 03:29:17 PM
Guns for meat in Jamaican translates to Boobs for Penis in english.
 
2007-02-21 03:30:49 PM
OK Where did this COW cliche come from?

I missed it.

/link please?
//end threadjack
 
2007-02-21 03:31:12 PM
When we get to "guns for BJ" day let me know, I got a gun cabinet to clean out of stuff I dont use and some frequent flier miles to burn!
 
2007-02-21 03:31:26 PM
"They use the meat for food". I heard once that sheep can be used for food too, as well as wool. Amazingly versatile animals, sheep are.
 
2007-02-21 03:32:35 PM
I read it as "Guns for Dogs"

Why the fark would they give guns to dogs?

/I need to go home.
 
2007-02-21 03:32:49 PM
Farxist Marxist - Animals are cool. For example, some species of bird can take crap we wouldn't eat and turn it into tasty chicken.
 
2007-02-21 03:33:44 PM
CyrustheVirus
Did you mean . . .
give a man a fish and
feed him for a day.
teach a man to fish and
he'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
 
2007-02-21 03:35:20 PM
Cows! I hate cows worse than coppers!

/not obscure
 
2007-02-21 03:35:27 PM
A 'Ganj For Guns' program would pretty much disarm the whole island.
 
2007-02-21 03:35:59 PM
An economy based on meat? Is all of Jamaica playing Kingdom of Loathing?
 
2007-02-21 03:36:04 PM
Scrotar: Is it time to ask the eternal question: why did the pervert cross the road? because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
 
2007-02-21 03:36:57 PM
www.jamaica-star.com


How about gvns for hat hair?
 
2007-02-21 03:38:00 PM
So what are they doing with the guns? Is there strife in Jamaica?
 
2007-02-21 03:39:54 PM
That is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
 
2007-02-21 03:40:03 PM
"The local police believe the Haitians are exchanging the weapons for animal meat, which the Haitians use for food."

Unbelievable, how barbaric
 
2007-02-21 03:41:52 PM
klatubaradanikto: So what are they doing with the guns? Is there strife in Jamaica?

most murders per capita on the planet.
 
2007-02-21 03:44:03 PM
Old_Fark

CyrustheVirus
Did you mean . . .
give a man a fish and
feed him for a day.
teach a man to fish and
he'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day.


No... But I like it. You win.
 
2007-02-21 03:50:23 PM
its just sectarian violence... let them fight amongst themselves...
 
2007-02-21 03:50:58 PM
Kanemano
Oh man, I'll never get my groove back now.
 
2007-02-21 03:52:33 PM
Farxist Marxist
I heard once that sheep can be used for food too, as well as wool. Amazingly versatile animals, sheep are.

sechs too

/or so I heard
 
2007-02-21 03:58:58 PM
Stupid ethnic people...

/Remind me why racism is wrong.
 
2007-02-21 04:07:02 PM
SushiJoe, you beat me to it... dammnit, now I can't appear to be witty and eclectic. Curse you!

/just sayin'
 
2007-02-21 04:08:12 PM
I spent some time in northern and western Jamaica not terribly long ago. The third world poverty I saw there made me cry. The only cows I saw there wouldn't feed many Jamaicans nor many Haitians. The Haitians must be starving.
 
2007-02-21 04:15:27 PM
How about "Guns for buttsecks with Lucy Liu" programme? Hell, I go buy a gun just so I can turn it in for some of that.
 
2007-02-21 04:17:45 PM
unfortunately, not food grade meat. sort of an industrial meat like substitute, good for teasing small hungry dogs.
 
2007-02-21 04:20:52 PM
Call me when they start the "Toys for Guns" program.
 
2007-02-21 04:24:21 PM
The local police believe the Haitians are exchanging the weapons for animal meat,which the Haitians use for food.


instead of using the meat for .... soap?
 
2007-02-21 04:25:35 PM
Call me when they start the "Toys for Guns" program.

Don't you mean the Guns For Toys program?

/siiimp-sooon!
 
Ral
2007-02-21 04:35:13 PM
absoluteparanoia
OK Where did this COW cliche come from?

Earlier thread today concerning someone reprogramming a DOT sign. The funny part is, the cow message was an official DOT message and not the prank the article talks about (see end of article):

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/volusia/orl-sign2107feb21,0,1546569. story?coll=orl-home-headlines
 
2007-02-21 05:00:15 PM
Maybe on the Feast of Boris...
 
2007-02-21 05:17:49 PM
I wonder how much ganja one could get for an old deer rifle?
 
2007-02-21 05:27:59 PM
Ral Thanks for posting that. The link was farked when I checked earlier. That is teh hilarious.
 
2007-02-21 09:38:40 PM
I hope they do the exchange for chicken. Their local beef is terrible!
 
2007-02-22 12:06:14 AM
Yah Mon!
 
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