PhotoCindy wasn't that cooter actually elected to Congress?

/hehe...cooter

Ha ha! Hillary Clinton!

Well, now I am mixed.

I hate Hillary, but I do love me some cooter.

i'm celebrating a cooter hat trick: this is my third greenlight with "cooter" in the headline

I believe the scientific name is "Hey-naner-naner"

Albo has his mind on the cooter and the cooter on his mind.

dillenger69: PhotoCindy: beat me to it.
here's more Cooter anyway.

I'd vote for THAT cooter before I'd vote for that Hillary Clinton Biatch.

Article: Roberta Stokes said she cried Monday morning when she heard Hillary Rodham Clinton ask whether America is ready for a woman to be president. "That was emotional to me," said Stokes, 69, a retired teacher. "A lot of people don't understand that a woman is strong enough to do that."

This crybaby response isn't a very good way to illustrate how strong women are. Not saying that women can't be strong, but her response doesn't really help.

/gonna go cry now.

Haydash Ben Jones is major Republicrat also.

No thanks, Hillary. No thanks.

Will not be getting my vote no many how many cooters she has.

/please don't let her win the nomination

How do you really know she has a cooter? I require firsthand evidence. She would have to lift her skirt and prove that she has no dick.

SmoothTex: How do you really know she has a cooter? I require firsthand evidence.

She did have a daughter like creature.

She would have to lift her skirt and prove that she has no dick.

That's where she keeps Bill's dick. Don't be fooled.

Remember, it's not sexism if you vote for a woman because of her gender!!

"Roberta Stokes said she cried Monday morning when she heard Hillary Rodham Clinton ask whether America is ready for a woman to be president. "That was emotional to me," said Stokes, 69, a retired teacher. "A lot of people don't understand that a woman is strong enough to do that." But Stokes said she'd also been moved when Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., came to Columbia last week, carrying the promise that he could become the first black president. "I couldn't make a choice right now on them," she said."




Done. Problem solved. That oughta be good enough for Roberta Stokes.

I'll hate whoever you tell me to hate. I'm stupid like that.

untrustworthy
She did have a daughter like creature.

Suuuure she did. That's what they want you to think, man!

Hillary is responsible for 9/11, man! She told Bill not to go after Bin Laden, man! It's all so obvious, man!

The fact that she is a female and everyone knows her name is about the only thing she has going for her. Not a very noteworthy career in leadership, questionable dealings in her past, I really think she will get chewed up if she is nominated.

Unless the Republicans run a Special Ed dropout as a canidate she is gona have a hard time.

/Votes Libertarian most of the time.

Crosshair: Unless the Republicans run a Special Ed dropout as a canidate she is gona have a hard time.

You do realize that Bush got re-elected, right?

I don't understand.

+1 Hillary

the_gospel_of_thomas: Done. Problem solved. That oughta be good enough for Roberta Stokes.

I don't seem to recall Condoleeza Rice declaring her intention to run for President.

Get yer hate on...

'cooter'? Well, then what's a 'hoo-hoo'?

Louis Cepher: Get yer hate on...

Well, yeah - the *other* two-minute hate thread took a sharp turn for the other side.

"Done. Problem solved."

Why would she vote for a failure?

Hmmm.

That'd be a step up from the current Prez who IS a cooter.

This thread is worthless without pix.

I'de vote for her if Republicans don't have a good candidate running. She's actually done something politically, unlike Obama. And she'll be easy to poke fun of on Fark.

No matter who is President it's gonna be more of the same.

people hate her in part because she has a cooter, so it doesn't seem fair that she can't use it as a selling point.

This thread is worthless without pix.

If anyone has them please don't I just had lunch.

FlashLV: No matter who is President it's gonna be more of the same.

Wrong. Bush Jr. has been far worse than Clinton and Bush Sr. (who were both good presidents), and even worse than Reagan and Carter. You have to go all the way back to Hoover to find another a president who was -arguably- as bad as Dubya...and even then it's a close call.

ChairmanKaga: No he is a Dixiecrat. But I see what you did there...

Typo in my last post: There's a "a" before "president" and it shouldn't be there.

"Don't elect her because she has a cooter!" the right wing says.

Executive Monkey

Wrong. Bush Jr. has been far worse than Clinton and Bush Sr. (who were both good presidents), and even worse than Reagan and Carter. You have to go all the way back to Hoover to find another a president who was -arguably- as bad as Dubya...and even then it's a close call.


You are welcome to your opinion.

I'm in no danger of voting for a Republican again as far as I can reckon, but if Clinton gets the nomination, I'm voting Green. The pungent miasma of aristocracy surrounds her campaign for the Presidency, and I hate the stink.

Clinton is a mealy-mouthed wimp, an opportunist who couldn't tell you whether torture was good or bad unless she looked at the calendar first.

I trust Clinton to get us out of Iraq about as much as I'd trust Ann Coulter to give me good advice about tampons. In fact, I expect that a vote for Clinton is a vote for the same farking foreign policy we've been enjoying for the past seven years.

/I wonder if she'd pardon more scumbags than her husband did, or fewer?

FlashLV: You are welcome to your opinion.

You'd have to work pretty hard to pull out examples of our current President Bush being better in any way than the four previously mentioned.

Only thing I can think of at the moment is that he continued the moratorium on taxes on internet commerce.

Cowboy Spencer

Lower taxes.

cooter or no cooter. Not voting for a Clinton or Bush ever.

/not now
//not ever
///likes me some cooter

And for the Liliputions, I present the Mini-Cooter

As someone that usually votes for Dems I do not want to see that kooz in office.