Milk?
No Thanks. I take it black.


Like my men.

damn you mreuther!

damn you to hell!

Oh well, I had the lasagna.

"The cockpit?"

"It's the little room at the front of the plane where the pilot sits. But that's not important right now."

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop making Airplane! references.

I found the tunnel Johnson...

It's this way...

25 dollars for a cigarette is too much!!!

What it is, big mama? My mama didn't raise no dummies. I dug her rap.

What the hell is a grip?

/not obscure in this group

"Johnny, what can you make of this?"

"This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl..."

I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.

I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.

Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the lack of Airplane! jokes in this thread!

/Sarcasm-O-Tron asplodes

Damn you, DaNightTripper. Beat me to it.

Running joke in my family.

One of the best scenes is the lady getting smacked, especially when Leslie Nelson's turn is over and he goes back in to give one more slap to the lady.

and tell the milkman, NO MORE CHEESE!

It's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.

You'll be swell, you'll be great! Gonna have the whole world on a plate! Startin' here, startin' now! Honey, everything's comin' up roses...

/War is hell.

I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.

Well played, subby...

/Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

You ever seen a grown man naked?

Smiths: I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.

I've seen the movie at least 10 times and I still don't understand this one.

I want the kids in bed by nine, the dog fed, the yard watered and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman NO MORE CHEESE!

I like my humor black, like my men

Kramer: Passengers certain to die!
McCrosky: Airline neglect!
Johnny: There's a sale at Penny's!

Bah! I second the damning of mreuther

/Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow!

Check it bleed, bro was on. Didn't trip but the folks was fleetkittin' man and the pilots were laid to the bone, Holmes. Then some blood hammered out and Jam Jim shiat. Tight that bad sucker side the runway, shiat.

/golly

dletter
Well, at least their isn't roads directly on the other side of that fence in Cleveland.
//I'm looking at you Midway

If memory serves, the end of this particular runway runs right into a road, and on the other side of that road is the Rocky River gorge, which is a river valley that goes down several hundred feet.

Arguably, it's worse than Midway. But at the very least, it's about the same--Cleveland's airport is surrounded on all sides by random stuff.

Excuse me miss, I speak jive...

When the boys on the board hear about this the shiats gonna hit the fan!

Cyberhwk:
It's a cliche from Airport, the movie that Airplane! is spoofing.

Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

/have heard that on several occasions over various PA systems

Also spoofs heavily The High and The Mighty with John Wayne and Robert Stack.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047086/

How soon can you land?

Somebody check the radar range.

About 2 minutes...

Best thread EVAR!!!!!!1!@1!eleventy!!

Kill_Da_Wabbit: How soon can you land?

The English Major:I can't tell.

You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

The English Major: No. I mean I'm just not sure.

Well, can't you take a guess?

I came here for the Airplane references. I'm not disappointed.

Well played Subby

perhaps the pilot developed a drinking problem

:STANDS AND APPLAUDS SUBBY:

The English Major: Well, not for another two hours.

You can't take a guess for another two hours?


/Thanks for playing, TEM
//I love me some Airplane threads

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

No, we can't do that, the risk of a flame-out is too great.
Keep 'em at 24,000.

No, feet.