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(NewsNet5)   Gate 14.....Gate 15.....Gate 16.....   ( ) divider line
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37067 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Feb 2007 at 7:43 PM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-02-18 08:00:25 PM  
"They're coming right at us!"
2007-02-18 08:01:28 PM  
Buddy couldn't handle it?
2007-02-18 08:02:51 PM  
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
2007-02-18 08:03:07 PM  
Omegamerc: Emergency slides were deployed and used to exit the a/c, they may have been removed already.

The damage is just looking worse and worse, its 50/50 that plane is totalled. 20million out the window. :/
2007-02-18 08:04:02 PM  
The plane went 150 feet passed the runway

oh come ON! That's just unforgivable.

yeah, same here. I read that, then read it again, thinking...'passed'?
2007-02-18 08:04:31 PM  
concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...
2007-02-18 08:07:03 PM  
I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.
2007-02-18 08:07:32 PM  
Me John, big tree.
2007-02-18 08:07:58 PM  
Don't worry, my dad has an AWESOME set of tools.. We can FIX it!!!
2007-02-18 08:08:04 PM  
funny, Bob never has a second cup at home...
2007-02-18 08:09:17 PM  
You'll be swell! You'll be great! Gonna have the whole world on a plate! Starting here, starting now, everthing's coming... up... roses....
2007-02-18 08:09:28 PM  
Polartank13: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
2007-02-18 08:11:24 PM  
Hari Hari!
2007-02-18 08:12:09 PM  
These lights are blinking out of sequence!

Make them blink IN sequence.
2007-02-18 08:13:16 PM
2007-02-18 08:13:18 PM  
The white zone is for loading and unloading of
passangers.There is no parking in the fence Zone
2007-02-18 08:13:52 PM  
This is WZAZ in Chicago, where disco lives forever...
2007-02-18 08:15:19 PM  
They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.
2007-02-18 08:15:40 PM  
” Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we’ll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."
2007-02-18 08:15:55 PM  
Glad to see I wasn't the only one that saw "The plane went 150 feet passed the runway."

Don't reporters have editors anymore?
2007-02-18 08:16:34 PM  

"The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone."

Are you gonna start that red-zone shiat again?
2007-02-18 08:17:19 PM  
Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
2007-02-18 08:17:30 PM  
Kill_Da_Wabbit: Are you gonna start that red-zone shiat again?

You really just want me to have an abortion.
2007-02-18 08:19:59 PM  
macross87: "It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved."


Ham on 5, Hold the Mayo
2007-02-18 08:20:56 PM  
I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you....
2007-02-18 08:24:19 PM  
Have you ever been kicked hard, in the guts, with an iron boot?
2007-02-18 08:26:21 PM  
They should fire the editors
2007-02-18 08:26:34 PM  
The pilot went right up to the gate, (there was a gate on the fence)
2007-02-18 08:27:43 PM  
Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot?
2007-02-18 08:27:45 PM  
"The red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone."
2007-02-18 08:29:35 PM  


Ham on 5, Hold the Mayo"

Roger, Roger...
2007-02-18 08:30:08 PM  
They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into...
2007-02-18 08:32:58 PM  
Win one for the Zipper.
2007-02-18 08:35:18 PM  
Route 'em into Lake Michigan.
2007-02-18 08:35:53 PM  
MAYDAY,MAYDAY inflatable co-pilot going for teh boobies!!
2007-02-18 08:39:34 PM  
"Roger, Roger"

"Over, Oveur"
2007-02-18 08:44:34 PM  
We have clearance Clarence.
Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?

They're all here!
2007-02-18 08:45:07 PM  
I am crying so hard ... just saw this movie for the first time a few weeks ago, and this thread is better than the movie.

/"Doctor, can you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?"
//"I'm sorry, I don't do impressions. My training's in psychiatry."
2007-02-18 08:45:52 PM  
Excellent, submitter. +2
2007-02-18 08:46:09 PM  
Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.

Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.

Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.

Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?

Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.

Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.

Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.

Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
2007-02-18 08:50:59 PM
There is only one river...
there is only one sea...
2007-02-18 08:52:24 PM  
I guess I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines!
2007-02-18 08:59:06 PM  
I hope they decided to take some pictures.
2007-02-18 09:00:44 PM

I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.

/Oh god, not this cliche again you say.
2007-02-18 09:01:16 PM  
Little Boy: "Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee."

Little Girl: "Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you."

Little Boy: "Cream?"

Little Girl: "No, thank you, I take it black, like my men."
2007-02-18 09:01:41 PM  
I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.
2007-02-18 09:02:28 PM  
No Thanks. I take it black.

Like my men.
2007-02-18 09:03:19 PM  
damn you mreuther!

damn you to hell!

Oh well, I had the lasagna.
2007-02-18 09:04:06 PM  
Just kidding!
2007-02-18 09:05:33 PM  
Elaine Dickinson: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
Ted Striker: What is it?
Elaine Dickinson: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.
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