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2007-02-18 06:42:55 PM
+1
 
2007-02-18 06:44:39 PM
Well, ill admit this is a better headline than mine.
 
2007-02-18 06:47:08 PM
Awesome...


img391.imageshack.us
 
2007-02-18 06:47:44 PM
I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.
 
2007-02-18 06:49:43 PM
nice
 
2007-02-18 06:51:46 PM
My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

When will you be back?

I can't tell you that. It's classified.
 
2007-02-18 06:55:14 PM
I'll bet they never get over it.
 
2007-02-18 06:56:40 PM
www.cnn.com
 
2007-02-18 07:01:04 PM
The plane went 150 feet passed the runway

oh come ON! That's just unforgivable.
 
2007-02-18 07:04:01 PM
It was about a 5k ft runway. Pilot says brakes werent getting traction, so he just kept going.
 
pye [TotalFark]
2007-02-18 07:05:58 PM
Now that is a great headline.

/likes Turkish prisons and gladiator movies
 
2007-02-18 07:09:43 PM
i81.photobucket.com

Is there a pilot on board?
 
2007-02-18 07:11:02 PM
TehLydzz
oh come ON! That's just unforgivable.

It's true. They should fire the editors. Altogether.
 
2007-02-18 07:28:30 PM
Well, at least their isn't roads directly on the other side of that fence in Cleveland.

/like some other airports that have had the same thing happen
//I'm looking at you Midway
 
2007-02-18 07:33:20 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
 
2007-02-18 07:36:21 PM
Latest update.

1849 18FEB INITAL DAMAGE REPORT IS AS FOLLOWS: AIRCRAFT DEPARTED RUNWAY, OVER 2 DITCHES AND THROUGH A FENCE AND STOPPED, NOSE GEAR IN COLLAPSED AND CANNOT TELL IF IT IS IN THE WHEEL WELL OR BENT AFT, E2 HAS INLET DAMAGE AND IS FULL OF SNOW, T/R IS DEPLOYED AND FULL OF SNOW, ALL R/H SLATS HAVE DAMAGE, R/H WING TIP GONE, WINGLET SHOWS DAMAGE, ALL NOSE PROBED GONE AND LOOK LIKE SOMEONE TRIED TO PULL THEM OUT OF MOUNTING, FENCE WENT OVER FRUSLAGE AND ABOUT 1/3 THE WAY DOWN IT, RADOME DAMAGED AND OPEN ON BOTTOM, E1 LOOKS OK, E1 T/R DAMAGED AND FULL OF SNOW L/H WING OK, MLG OK---CF
 
2007-02-18 07:40:26 PM
Airplane! Thread!!!!
 
2007-02-18 07:45:45 PM
carrot: I'll bet they never get over it.

Over macho grande?
 
2007-02-18 07:46:25 PM
Cake Hunter: It's true. They should fire the editors. Altogether.

They should fire the editors.
 
2007-02-18 07:47:42 PM
Nice one, subby! I giggled.

/window seat
 
2007-02-18 07:48:07 PM
Delta: The Amtrak of the sky.
 
2007-02-18 07:49:36 PM
I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.
 
2007-02-18 07:49:38 PM
Anybody know if they are cat II or not?
 
2007-02-18 07:49:48 PM
I've had a couple of aborted take offs and a couple of touch and go landings but nothing like this. There would be shiat in my seat.
 
2007-02-18 07:49:54 PM
Get me Rex Kramer!
 
2007-02-18 07:49:58 PM
They should fire the editors.
 
2007-02-18 07:50:08 PM
Passengers said they thought the plane was coming down too fast during the landing.

Everyones a farking critic. "This is your pilot speaking, we will be cruising into the airport at 65mph and descending at a speed of 50ft/an hour for you pussies on board. Thank you and enjoy your flight"
 
2007-02-18 07:50:58 PM
Captain damn it captain!

/not pilot.
 
2007-02-18 07:51:32 PM
They shawled fie her tha edd it hurts.
 
2007-02-18 07:52:04 PM
Oh stewardess...I speak jive.
 
2007-02-18 07:52:34 PM
The should fire the editors.
 
2007-02-18 07:53:39 PM
AIR ISRAEL! PLEASE EXIT THE RUNWAY!
 
2007-02-18 07:54:06 PM
Elaine: Would you gentlemen care to order your dinners?
First Jive Dude: Bet, babe. Slide a piece o' da' porter. Drink side, run da' java.
Second Jive Dude: Hey lookie here. I can dig grease 'n chompin' on some butter and draggin' through the garden.
 
2007-02-18 07:54:11 PM
wow, an Airplane cliche that hasn't been used yet!

+1
 
2007-02-18 07:55:56 PM
Don't start that white zone shiat again...
 
2007-02-18 07:56:13 PM
On a serious note - how come I don't see any of the emergency inflatable exits deployed?
 
2007-02-18 07:56:26 PM
We need to get these people to a hospital

A hospital, what is it?

It's a big building with patients. But that's not important right now.
 
2007-02-18 07:56:35 PM
Airplane! trifecta?
 
2007-02-18 07:57:12 PM
The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
 
2007-02-18 07:57:24 PM
I'll never get over Macho Grande
 
2007-02-18 07:57:28 PM
I am serious, and Don't call my Shirley.
 
2007-02-18 07:58:24 PM
feepness

carrot: I'll bet they never get over it.

Over macho grande?


but he couldn't hack it.
 
2007-02-18 07:58:30 PM
anyone remember when fark didnt have all of these adds? Drew ya couldnt settle for being the internet king, ya had to go for God like.
 
2007-02-18 07:58:45 PM
+1
/I have a drinking problem
 
2007-02-18 07:58:57 PM
"No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do!"

/nice
//just watched last night
///and airplane2
\\\gawd i need a girlfriend
 
2007-02-18 07:59:38 PM
I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.

/ok, i'll stop
 
2007-02-18 07:59:48 PM
I came in to say what whyerhead said.
 
2007-02-18 08:00:08 PM
i just wanted to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you....
 
2007-02-18 08:00:09 PM
never would have happened on JetBlue
 
2007-02-18 08:00:11 PM
i picked the wrong day to stop huffing glue.
 
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