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Plastic_Punk		2002-08-03 10:31:30 PM

watch the movie and even you might understand....

farkwicket		2002-08-03 10:32:14 PM

Hey...you...the exalted guys up there on the mountain: if you're gonna kill a comment, don'tcha think it might be a good idea to say why, so us poor mortal slugs won't repeat the "offense" in the future?

Just a thought.

clevershark		2002-08-03 10:32:15 PM

HuginMunin		2002-08-03 10:33:40 PM

I love that headline: "Lollipop gets parents all hot and bothered"

As long as the article is about sexual innuendo...

Dufus		2002-08-03 10:33:47 PM

BTW ... has anyone else noticed how fast the comments started to fill up? We were desperate out here, weren't we?

peto		2002-08-03 10:33:50 PM

I think penises are too phallic. Lets ban them.

dimator		2002-08-03 10:34:12 PM

Umm... any chance that these guys could get Anna Kournikova as a spokesperson...? Maybe a commercial or two?

D-D-D-Dave		2002-08-03 10:34:16 PM

in lack of fark boobies posts, how about everyone just post links to their favorite boobies sites and we can just learn from eachother? i think that's a damn fine idea

Getthegettin		2002-08-03 10:34:20 PM

The same parents who're complaining will be using them. LOL "very dildo like"

VeggieGuy		2002-08-03 10:34:24 PM

They're right. A Wang-shaped lollipop isn't very appealing at all. I mean, what kind of retarded kid would want to have a lollipop shaped like an old-school computer anyway?

Eeek		2002-08-03 10:34:36 PM

Farkwicket:
Dude, I tried that once and got in trouble. Let it go.

cabes		2002-08-03 10:35:16 PM

Jones-ing for comments for 6 hours and I have to talk about dicks... I'm going back to the Gretzky thread. :)

rightmindx		2002-08-03 10:35:22 PM

I find this story hard to swallow.

D-D-D-Dave		2002-08-03 10:35:34 PM

here's my lazy-arse contribution...surprisingly SFW

megapaw		2002-08-03 10:35:47 PM

heheh

I used to have this friend maned bo. Yeah thats right bo. We would play cards on the weekend and get the biggest kicks out of saying "deal bo"

heehhehehehe

Lunatic Tassle		2002-08-03 10:36:03 PM

And while we're at it, no candles, cigars, carrots, joysticks, pixie sticks, tail pipes, gear shifts, chair legs, toilet roll holders, rolling pins, branches, screw drivers, and hotdogs for ANY OF YOU!

Forsythe P. Jones		2002-08-03 10:36:05 PM

Charleston Fark party:

Enough foolishness ;) Gotta make my wife some soup..'night all.

Booter		2002-08-03 10:36:05 PM

Maybe Fark is so slow today because of the fark party in Charleston? just a thought.

crzytxn		2002-08-03 10:36:14 PM

"Available in four mouth quenching flavors :
Lickety Split -..."

umm..sounds more like it should be shaped like a taco..

CheezieDanish		2002-08-03 10:36:37 PM

Zzeuss

Let me put it this way. Anyone who has sucked a dick (or has had their dick sucked) before would find them suggestive, otherwise - what's the big deal? What if the OOZE came out the side, would it be better? ATTENTION: This lollipop is NOT for sinners. Too suggestive.

cabes		2002-08-03 10:37:03 PM

Ban 'em all. Ban all cucumber salads!!!
Finally, I can harp on a vegetarian for corrupting our youth.

cfporn.com		2002-08-03 10:37:09 PM

Zzeuss:

If i had children, i'd MAKE them suck on those things. Then they'd clean their room, and make me dinner.

This is, of course, part of the reason I refuse to breed.

CheezieDanish		2002-08-03 10:37:50 PM

Dufus - Damn straight.

CheezieDanish		2002-08-03 10:38:45 PM

Cfporn.com I love you.

cfporn.com		2002-08-03 10:39:48 PM

Right back at ya, CheezieDanish.

Feel free to come on over, with a case of those things.

wldncrzy14		2002-08-03 10:40:10 PM

The video doesn't say dildo-like :-( I watched it solely because I hoped somebody would say it.

Lunatic Tassle		2002-08-03 10:40:18 PM

No more chewing on the ends of your pens. No more smoking cigarettes. No more straws. No more noodles. No more lipstick. No more spoons. All these items suggest sexual inuendo. BAN THEM!!

peto		2002-08-03 10:41:26 PM

They can't chew gum or talk with their mouth full there, but they can suck on a wangpop? Singapore's messed up.

CheezieDanish		2002-08-03 10:42:13 PM

Besides, that could mean healthy practice for younger adults all around for sucking dick. What's so wrong with that? Better than a banana or a Popsicle - at least you get some sort of REAL simulation when it comes (errrr) yeah.

If I had a child and I had never sucked cack, I wouldn't see the harm.

fumb duck		2002-08-03 10:42:27 PM

maybe if they took the veins out it wouldn't look so much like a dick....

muck1969		2002-08-03 10:42:41 PM

New web-based technology graphically depicts FARKERS waiting for a new story

LGeezer		2002-08-03 10:42:56 PM

Farkwicket: I saw the PA strip, seemed harmless enough to me. But then I am no longer shocked by gootse man, so what do I know?

Now. Are we to understand that the Charleston party was attended by just those guys? And what's with the mullet?

BryrB		2002-08-03 10:42:59 PM

haha farkers.. no boobies yet today!! haahahaaaaa I laugh at you poor perverts. you must be so lost...

cfporn.com		2002-08-03 10:43:31 PM

Just a thought, but I'd only be convinced this was TRULY phallic if the stuff inside tasted nasty.

Or, on Ron Jeremy's advice, exactly like pinapple juice.

Worg		2002-08-03 10:43:32 PM

Nothing surprises me about the stupidity of Singaporeans since they banned the sale of chewing gum.

megapaw		2002-08-03 10:44:16 PM

MUCK

You notice how dildo-like that picture is?:)

cfporn.com		2002-08-03 10:44:35 PM

And for those of you crying about boobies links...

I uh..

I might know where you can find some. Maybe.

Dont drag it out of me ;)

farkwicket		2002-08-03 10:44:52 PM

Eeek: Dude, I tried that once and got in trouble. Let it go.

I hear ya, but it's not as if I'm trying to tell 'em how to run their site. I know I'm a freeloading nobody here. I'd just seriously like to get a hint about the undocumented no-no's, so I don't step on toes later on.

D-D-D-Dave: how about everyone just post links to their favorite boobies sites and we can just learn from eachother?

Point your newsreader at alt.binaries.nospam.breasts.natural and have at it.

CheezieDanish		2002-08-03 10:45:07 PM

On the contrary, pineapple juice is supposed to be good for men. Orange juice is bad, caffeine, beer and garlic.

Wutevahdude		2002-08-03 10:45:54 PM

All of people's examples fail to match these pops- they fricken ooze stuff people!!! cucumbers don't ooze, candles, table legs chair legs, pixie sticks- none of those things oooze stuff so none of these things apply.

The shape is troublesome to people as is the function of the things....

Demosthenes42_0		2002-08-03 10:46:15 PM

ah the mullet...A white man's afro

FoodGlaze		2002-08-03 10:46:41 PM

mmmm delicious

megapaw		2002-08-03 10:47:55 PM

"Hey look at that beat-up dead horse."

"whoa, he's very dildo-like."

ok I think its outta me.

cfporn.com		2002-08-03 10:48:33 PM

08-03-02 10:45:07 PM CheezieDanish
On the contrary, pineapple juice is supposed to be good for men. Orange juice is bad, caffeine, beer and garlic.

Man, that explains it then. My diet consists totally of soda, beer, and garlic.

Paradigm		2002-08-03 10:49:17 PM

Now all you farkettes can masterbate with candy and eat it when your done.

Airwalk		2002-08-03 10:50:28 PM

I've seen these before, they're not new!

Just rent A Clockwork Orange.

serendipity23		2002-08-03 10:50:29 PM

cfporn.com		2002-08-03 10:50:54 PM

08-03-02 10:49:17 PM Paradigm
Now all you farkettes can masterbate with candy and eat it when your done.

You just invented the newest 'niche' of the adult webmarket. We salute you.